• Am i sick???
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you are going to die
Dude you're so fat if I was you I'd kill myself right away.
Oh, you also probably have a type of worm. Just sayin'
that sounds p fat for an 11 year old
I mean, you're[I] sooo[/I] fat, that when you go outside, people think you're the sun so they go outside and then they realize you aren't the sun, you're just FAT lolol
[QUOTE=Roswell34;25106994]tummy aches lunch box recess lunch trading [/QUOTE] Danish, that's the problem.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25106983]Sometimes (every quarter of a year) i get REALLY bad tummy ache and i BOLT to the toilet and it ****ing hurts so much i want to take a cyanide pill, and i crap what i only can describe as pissing out of my ass. Also this week, in school i ate my whole lunchbox in first recess (the food, not the box idiots) which consisted of a big sandwich with cheese and two small, one with a Danish speciality called liver paste (really tasty actually despite the name) and another one with fish and ½ a cucumber. Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a toast with sausage inside and classmate Theo gave me his whole lunchbox (consisting of three small sandwiches (one with chocolate, we eat chocolate on sandwiches in Denmark) and another carrot), but i only ate the chocolate sandwich (:smug:) and the carrot. And then i STILL was hungry until dinner, and i feel VERY hungry now too. Is something wrong with me, Facepunchia???[/QUOTE] I'm no doctor, but it sounds like you have the gay cancer. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
[QUOTE=RayDark;25107621]I mean, you're[I] sooo[/I] fat, that when you go outside, people think you're the sun so they go outside and then they realize you aren't the sun, you're just FAT lolol[/QUOTE] ugh, shut up
if you wanna lose weight, you gotta' kill Theo man
OP, if you're 11, why does it say you're 19 on your profile? Also, isn't there a minimum age on these forums?
[QUOTE=BrQ;25107786]ugh, shut up[/QUOTE] You made me cry, are you happy now? [editline]02:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BloodStream;25107986]OP, if you're 11, why does it say you're 19 on your profile? Also, isn't there a minimum age on these forums?[/QUOTE] Yes.
go see a real doctor
I'm afraid your pregnant.
[QUOTE=RayDark;25108046]You made me cry, are you happy now? [/QUOTE] if it makes you stop posting dumb shit like that, then yes
[QUOTE=RayDark;25108046]You made me cry, are you happy now?[/QUOTE] You think OP feels happy?
[QUOTE=Melon_Mapper;25107058]derp fixed derp[/QUOTE] Doesn't even make sense in the context. Nobody eats danish liver paste in America. You're just embarrassing yourself with that idiotic statement.
You disgusting creation [editline]11:41PM[/editline] also stop using brackets all the time (because its annoying(and it looks gay)(and thats not good)(because it is just pointless)(see what i'm trying to say? )(if you don't ask)
[quote=arsonist;25107035]this flowchart might be relevant [url]http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/tools/symptom/534.html#10[/url][/quote] haha
[quote]Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a toast with sausage inside[/quote] honestly from this i can tell you may have caught HIV. this kind of bowel movement is common with many strains. i'd ask your mother for a doctor appointment
Doctor facepunch prescribes a healthy dose of :frog:
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You have 12-year-old-itis, you will die tomorrow. Bye!
Do your parents know you're on the site containing some of the biggest trolls in the history of the world?
[QUOTE=Roswell34;25106994]tummy aches lunch box recess lunch trading how old?[/QUOTE] Everything but recess I do at lunch during work at my shop. I fix F-15Es so don't be hating because someone likes dark meat chicken over a bacon cheese burger.
Dr. Oswald prescribes the simple treatment of [b]not fucking eating so much you tub of goo.[/b] Take a dose of my fist in your face twice daily and call me next Tuesday. (p.s. you are not dehydrated, if you were your body would not expend what little supply it has by shooting it out of your anus. If it simply food related it could be due to an intolerance to lactose, artificial fats, caffeine, sugar substitutes or capsicum ie. the stuff found in hot foods such as chillis).
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25107181]i am 11 and i weigh 53 kg[/QUOTE] [B][I][U]Fatty[/U][/I][/B]
I smell a trololo
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25106983]Sometimes (every quarter of a year) i get REALLY bad tummy ache and i BOLT to the toilet and it ****ing hurts so much i want to take a cyanide pill, and i crap what i only can describe as pissing out of my ass. Also this week, in school i ate my whole lunchbox in first recess (the food, not the box idiots) which consisted of a big sandwich with cheese and two small, one with a Danish speciality called [B][U]liver paste[/U][/B] (really tasty actually despite the name) and another one with fish and ½ a cucumber. Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a [B]toast with sausage[/B] inside and classmate Theo gave me his whole lunchbox (consisting of three small sandwiches (one with chocolate, we eat chocolate on sandwiches in Denmark) and another carrot), but i only ate the [B]chocolate sandwich[/B] (:smug:) and the carrot. And then i STILL was hungry until dinner, and i feel VERY hungry now too. Is something wrong with me, Facepunchia???[/QUOTE] Liver paste will fucking kill you.
[QUOTE=Melon_Mapper;25107058]derp fixed derp[/QUOTE] He's Danish, not American.
You have cancer.
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