Seriouspost: You might want to consider how much fat is in your diet. That can do that to your colon.
Also- wash your hands more in case it's virus.
Also also-- see a doctor. If it's something with your insides they might put you on a BRAT diet.
(No joke, BRAT stands for Bananas, Rice, Applesauce and Toast.)
Paging Doctor Facepunch, please come to General Discussion.
Better watch what you eat, you don't want to get a case of terminal death.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25106983]Sometimes (every quarter of a year) i get REALLY bad tummy ache and i BOLT to the toilet and it ****ing hurts so much i want to take a cyanide pill, and i crap what i only can describe as pissing out of my ass. Also this week, in school i ate my whole lunchbox in first recess (the food, not the box idiots) which consisted of a big sandwich with cheese and two small, one with a Danish speciality called liver paste (really tasty actually despite the name) and another one with fish and ½ a cucumber. Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a toast with sausage inside and classmate Theo gave me his whole lunchbox (consisting of three small sandwiches (one with chocolate, we eat chocolate on sandwiches in Denmark) and another carrot), but i only ate the chocolate sandwich (:smug:) and the carrot. And then i STILL was hungry until dinner, and i feel VERY hungry now too. Is something wrong with me, Facepunchia???[/QUOTE]
Put the carrot in your rectum, it will fix everything (and anything)
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25123488]Put the carrot in your rectum, it will fix everything (and anything)[/QUOTE]
With the amount of times you have mentioned carrots in the ass, I'm starting to think you enjoy this past time of mine as well.
You're going through puberty. Congrats.
Don't eat sushi at gas stations next time.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25123528]With the amount of times you have mentioned carrots in the ass, I'm starting to think you enjoy this past time of mine as well.[/QUOTE]
If by "time" you mean every second of every day, then yes
[sp]But no one needs to know[/sp] :ninja:
[QUOTE=mr apple;25107505]Drink water, eat vegetables, eat fruit and stop eating so much greasy food.[/QUOTE]
What do you think i do???
Oh you think i am a McD kid?
Listen, my mom was PSYCHOTIC so i thought it was ok sitting 16 hours a day behind my Xbox 360. 3 quarters of a year ago at my grandmom 2 (not very nice) women from the communal service came to take us to my dad and stepdad. We then toledo'd to the first McD and ate a burger. Then we were busted by Policeman 1 and 2, took to moms house, tried to lock myself in the bathroom, door got busted in (FIGHT THE POWER) and i (crying) got taken outside.
True story dudes.
By that time i was like 45kg. I try to get exercise as much as i can (1½ hour at least every day), so i am maybe fat, obese, whatever, BUT TRYING TO GET SKINNY(er). GET THAT?
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[QUOTE=Dr. Oswald;25118814]Dr. Oswald prescribes the simple treatment of [b]not fucking eating so much you tub of goo.[/b]
Take a dose of my fist in your face twice daily and call me next Tuesday.
(p.s. you are not dehydrated, if you were your body would not expend what little supply it has by shooting it out of your anus. If it simply food related it could be due to an intolerance to lactose, artificial fats, caffeine, sugar substitutes or capsicum ie. the stuff found in hot foods such as chillis).[/QUOTE]
Read my post.
What's with all the discrimination against twelve year olds? We're not all as bad as this... person.
[QUOTE=Soda;25117346]honestly from this i can tell you may have caught HIV. this kind of bowel movement is common with many strains. i'd ask your mother for a doctor appointment[/QUOTE]
I said it happens every QUARTER OF A YEAR. THAT MEANS I KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS. Think it started this week? Read again, :frog:
Well, you're not healthy.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;25124897]Well, you're not healthy.[/QUOTE]
I try to be. That enough?
Yes. Yes you are.
I used to get excruciating stomach pains sometimes to the point where I couldn't stand, as well sharp chest pains.
I quit my job. Haven't had any of the above since.
OP :frog:
Come back in a few years or even better, stay out.
[QUOTE=joost1120;25107007]You are sick. Chances you are also dehydrated.[/QUOTE]
I'd say dehydrated.
[QUOTE=deano270;25117273]You disgusting creation
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also stop using brackets all the time (because its annoying(and it looks gay)(and thats not good)(because it is just pointless)(see what i'm trying to say? )(if you don't ask)[/QUOTE]
because punctuation can have a sexual preference. :downs:
I don't get what you are asking?
If it's weird to have diarrhea or what?
And liver paste sucks in sandwiches
You are pregnant.
This guy thinks everything revolves around Denmark.
Chocolate on Toast? American.
Paste? Allover the world, I find it disgusting.
OP is 12.
11? Why are your parents letting you post on internet forums?
When I was 1 month from 13, I weighed 60 kg about.
I never looked fat.
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Also, quite damn tall.
You're going to die.
ITT: People bully an 11 year-old for asking a legitimate question.
[QUOTE=GotMilk;25132755]ITT: People bully an 11 year-old for asking a legitimate question.[/QUOTE]
Like, he's SO fat, that the thread is going to autolock on page five because he posted. That's how fucking fat he is.
[QUOTE=GotMilk;25132755]ITT: People bully an 11 year-old for asking a legitimate question.[/QUOTE]
Not a great question & not a well-written OP, but yeah.
When you're 13-16, you have a superiority complex over all the kids, because they're kids and you're a teen now.
When you're 17-20, you start to look down upon 13-16 year olds because they're kids and you're a [I]grownup[/I] now.
After that, it just seems pathetic to make any smarmy comment toward anyone, especially if they're <18
I'm the same, I can eat like a horse which is probably because I was on steroids for my ulcerative colitis for a few months.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;25106983]Sometimes (every quarter of a year) i get REALLY bad tummy ache and i BOLT to the toilet and it ****ing hurts so much i want to take a cyanide pill, and i crap what i only can describe as pissing out of my ass. Also this week, in school i ate my whole lunchbox in first recess (the food, not the box idiots) which consisted of a big sandwich with cheese and two small, one with a Danish speciality called liver paste (really tasty actually despite the name) and another one with fish and ½ a cucumber. Then my classmate Yusuf gave me a toast with sausage inside and classmate Theo gave me his whole lunchbox (consisting of three small sandwiches (one with chocolate, we eat chocolate on sandwiches in Denmark) and another carrot), but i only ate the chocolate sandwich (:smug:) and the carrot. And then i STILL was hungry until dinner, and i feel VERY hungry now too. Is something wrong with me, Facepunchia???[/QUOTE]
I think you should take some arsenic, its this drug that would help your problem real well.
you should get air injected into you
it will solve those problems right away
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