Here you go!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTdts9TDKsA[/media]
How about a nice video of a group of cocky 11-16 year olds standing at a level crossing for a Youtube vid. The group will be all inclusive, with every subculture from skater kids, blacks and online gamers represented, all spouting all the usual high-pitched bullshittery they're renowned for (your target audience will warm to this).
Then a massive train carrying livestock (pigs) appears out of nowhere at full speed and slams into the lot. Fade to black. Then perhaps have a montage with an Enya soundtrack of all the empty bedrooms, MW2 servers and youtube comment pages. Then maybe include a rush of summer scenery, rainbows, Jews and Palestinians hugging and a Star Wars "throne room" style scene of a medal being awarded to the train driver.
I have an idea for a video, but it'd probably take me 3 or 4 days to make.
It goes like this: a hot, dumb blonde chick is in the woods. She stumbles upon some train tracks, and looks confused for a minute, she looks at her book(which is shown to be a nature book identifying wildlife tracks) and she thumbs through a few pages. She then says "I've never seen tracks like these before..."
Suddenly, a train horn blows, and the camera is looking through the train's perspective, rushing towards her, she looks at the camera with a horrified expression before it cuts to black.
Then up comes the graphic slate: "Trains: If you get hit by one of these, it's probably natural selection. This message was brought to you by some student who's so lazy he has to ask facepunch to do his homework. "
Seriously though, give me a week and 30 bucks and I'll do it.
Also I'm rating every post in this thread late since it indirectly involved Amtrak.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29875900]Their movement is constrained to extremely narrow corridors of land[/QUOTE]
You mean like in Call of Duty?
I think it's pretty safe to say getting hit by a train at any speed is going to hurt.
[QUOTE=Death n1;29912545]I think it's pretty safe to say getting hit by a train at any speed is going to hurt.[/QUOTE]
Is that so? What about one yoctometer/second?
[QUOTE=Apache249;29921003]Is that so? What about one yoctometer/second?[/QUOTE]
You know what he means. I'm sure if a train came up and hit you at 5 mph behind you, it would probably hurt a bit. Obviously wouldn't kill you, unless you fell over and got run over.
All someone has to do to avoid trains is not stand on the tracks for long periods of time. It’s not that hard
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