[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;39903304]The next Pr3dator incident.[/QUOTE]
Pr3dator incident. Can you ilumminate me?
i would also like some illuminations about compwhizzi
Garry Jr's big life steps.
1 year old - Old enough to fit in with most GMod servers.
2 years old - Crashes first server.
5 years old - Creates his first ragdoll sex pose.
6 years old - Knows every profanity in the english language.
8 years old - Permanently banned from the steam workshop.
9 years old - Garry starts charging people to look at him or talk to him.
13 years old - Becomes most hated mod on Facepunch.
14 years old - Garry Baby 2 comes out and he's put up for adoption. Everyone forgets about him within days.
[QUOTE=TheCreepyPryo;39903558]Pr3dator incident. Can you ilumminate me?[/QUOTE]
the (super?) mod who went rogue and banned half of FP or something, then garry came on and banned him with the reason "game over".
I think
His/her middle name should be Craptasket.
[QUOTE=.apex;39903752]the (super?) mod who went rogue and banned half of FP or something, then garry came on and banned him with the reason "game over".
I think[/QUOTE]
This - will try and find the image
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can't find the list yet, just
[img]http://tbx.me/Dsq-AK.png[/img]
"Garry's Baby" will be its actual name; countless years of bullying at school will prepare him for his ultimate destiny: to succeed Garry as God-Emperor of Facepunch.
In before it's delayed.
Garry's gonna have a kid? Alright maybe Garry will stop breaki-uhh, I mean, updating so often.
Now the only other thing we have to look out for in the future is "Yes, I am Garry's son!" achievement.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;39900847]Garry makes videogames, he doesn't play them. Game developers get all the pussy[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TCw3A7m.jpg[/IMG]
Indeed they do
If it's a boy, he should name it Doug in honor of Dougpunch.
Hmm... This is pretty big :/
I think this is about his new game.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39904400]If it's a boy, he should name it Doug in honor of Dougpunch.[/QUOTE]
Is doug still around? I know at one point he achieved gold on his original account that was unbanned, then he got banned again if I recall.
I guess now would be a good time to announce that I'm now pregnant with Garry's baby.
I was waiting for the right time to announce it, but he just went ahead and tweeted it to the world.
Oh, Garry. Your son better not be as careless as you! I mean, how else would [I]this[/I] have happened?
[editline]13th March 2013[/editline]
I mean, for starters, I'm [I]male.[/I]
jerry's mod will finally be in development
[QUOTE=Period;39904472]Is doug still around? I know at one point he achieved gold on his original account that was unbanned, then he got banned again if I recall.[/QUOTE]
He's around...in our hearts.
Why do you people care so much? jeeez
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39905735]Why do you people care so much? jeeez[/QUOTE]
If it was your baby, you'd expect people to care.
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39905735]Why do you people care so much? jeeez[/QUOTE]
Probably because of the massive amount of potential for jokes and puns or maybe it's the fact that the creator of the forum and the game the forums were built around are gonna poop out a baby soon.
it's just an iOS port of GMod
"Oops"
funny how garry hasnt posted here yet
[QUOTE=D3TBS;39906109]funny how garry hasnt posted here yet[/QUOTE]
Probably just waking up in a few hours.
I want to hear garry™ words on this
Just remember Garry: Most of your sperms were losers.
You now have a mental image of Garry busting a nut in his ladyperson.
Edited: Probably went something like this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXtjWMXd8lw[/media]
Nah, I'm kidding. congrats on the upcoming child Garry. :dance:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the actual baby-making process takes 9 months?
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;39906611]Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the actual baby-making process takes 9 months?[/QUOTE]
September is 6 months away, and typically parents don't tell anyone they're having a baby until a couple months in.
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