gross who would let that nerd but it in there butt.
He should be named Harry.
Will it cost me $10 and another 1000+ hours of my life?
Impossible.
Everyone knows that nobody who has ever posted on facepunch has had sex.
Not even garry.
[QUOTE=Dirf;39906643]September is 6 months away, and typically parents don't tell anyone they're having a baby until a couple months in.[/QUOTE]
Right, I forgot about that. There I go, thinking statistically again...
[QUOTE=Sharkcheater;39906723]gross who would let that nerd but it in there butt.[/QUOTE]
Because pregnancy occurs in the ass?
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39908138]Because pregnancy occurs in the ass?[/QUOTE]
That means....hookervomit's the mother!
Or postal.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39905785]If it was your baby, you'd expect people to care.[/QUOTE]
Not complete strangers. I'd find it a bit weird if there was a thread about it.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39905785]If it was your baby, you'd expect people to care.[/QUOTE]
It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.
He speaks!
What's a vag? I haven't heard of that NPC before.
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
Teach us your ways, master. :v:
Also, quite ironic that a whole bunch of people on Facepunch are socially awkward and can't talk to girls while the headadmin himself is going to be a father. Well played garry, hat off. :v:
Wait, if Garry made "Garry's baby" in the date of the tweet, and the baby's coming out in September, does that mean the baby's staying inside of their mother for only 6 months?
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck did you manage to make sex sound so god damn boring?
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
i hope this post is preserved so your child can read it in the future
He's already got the parenting thing down pretty well, I'd imagine, from babysitting several hundred thousand screaming teenagers here on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;39910006]Wait, if Garry made "Garry's baby" in the date of the tweet, and the baby's coming out in September, does that mean the baby's staying inside of their mother for only 6 months?[/QUOTE]
As mentioned many, MANY times before. Babies aren't normally announced until the end of the first trimester, or the 12th week. If you think of it this way. Each person is a new recipe, so to speak. Every time someone is conceived, it's trying out a recipe that's never been done before. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. During the first third of making it, you can normally tell if it's going to turn out shithouse. Uh, that analogy kinda fell apart but can you see what i mean?
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A regular, healthy adult woman has a 15-20% chance of miscarrying during their first trimester.
[url=http://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancycomplications/miscarriage.html]Source[/url]
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[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;39910016]i hope this post is preserved so your child can read it in the future[/QUOTE]
Mini Garry: Dad how are babies made?
Garry: You just cum in a vag until it happens.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;39910026]As mentioned many, MANY times before. Babies aren't normally announced until the end of the first trimester, or the 12th week. If you think of it this way. Each person is a new recipe, so to speak. Every time someone is conceived, it's trying out a recipe that's never been done before. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. During the first third of making it, you can normally tell if it's going to turn out shithouse. Uh, that analogy kinda fell apart but can you see what i mean?[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah forgot about that, sorry.
Garry should name his son JB.
I didn't know a hand could get pregnant.
OHHHHHHHHHH [I]SHIT.
[/I]also since when did Garry ever get married
Garry, congratulations!
Congratulations Garry
name him after me
Honestly Garry, congratulations!
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
what a heartwarming quote from the one and only
name it monkey123
congrats though
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
Will your son browse FP when he's older? It would be hilarious if you send him to his room and he starts posting shit about you and he gets banned.
Out in September eh? Sounds like a new years fuck.
[QUOTE=.apex;39900206]Asking FP what do name his baby would probably be a very bad idea[/QUOTE]
let's just name him Adolf
I'd love to see garry's son posting on Facepunch.
Garry, don't forget to buy him a shit ton of unusuals in TF2.
let's guess:
he fucked her on december 21st
Didn't garry already have a kid or something?
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