• Garry is going to be a dad
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[QUOTE=mooman1080;39912180]Didn't garry already have a kid or something?[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's called "Mod"
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;39912210]Yeah, it's called "Mod"[/QUOTE] Mod Newman
Kid is going to have a great life knowing that he isn't a "great achievement" :v:
Mikfoz lives on
Someone should change garry's title to "Making a baby is easy. You just cum into a vag until it happens." and link to his post. :v:
[QUOTE=DatWut?;39912979]Someone should change garry's title to "Making a baby is easy. You just cum into a vag until it happens." and link to his post. :v:[/QUOTE] That would be brilliant, but it would last one hour untill someone uses it as advertising spot for his GMod server.
You should name it Stalin if it's a boy and jenna haze if it's a girl
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;39912731]Kid is going to have a great life knowing that he isn't a "great achievement" :v:[/QUOTE] Garry's mod is the original son
I have a good name! A perfect name! For boys and girls! *drum roll* SEVEN!
[QUOTE=mrlego611;39913175]I have a good name! A perfect name! For boys and girls! *drum roll* SEVEN![/QUOTE] I don't think garry would want to name his kid after your age
what about public beta?
[QUOTE=gvirus;39911480]let's just name him Adolf[/QUOTE] And if he becomes a bad boy, we'll lock him in the closet! (Cupboard for all your Brits on here! :) )
Eh, poorly executed. Snipped.
[QUOTE=Shadow45;39912106]let's guess: he fucked her on december 21st[/QUOTE] [B]THE MOTHER:[/B] (Beforehand) I wouldn't fuck you if it was the end of the world! [B]GARRY:[/B] I think you'll change your mind.
What about naming it 'Gary'?
Are we sure it's human?
[QUOTE=mrlego611;39913326]And if he becomes a bad boy, we'll lock him in the closet! (Cupboard for all your Brits on here! :) )[/QUOTE] We have closets in Britain, a cupboard and a closet are two different things...
CRYING
Congratulations and best of luck to Garry! [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-toot.gif[/img]
Name it Jerry, regardless of the gender.
Could be worse.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;39914933]Name it Jerry, regardless of the gender.[/QUOTE] If that's so, I sure hope these are his first words: [video=youtube;98dai6CC5BA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98dai6CC5BA[/video]
[QUOTE=mrlego611;39913326]And if he becomes a bad boy, we'll lock him in the closet! (Cupboard for all your Brits on here! :) )[/QUOTE] ur jokes are terrible stop
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE] I laughed hard, then [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_vitro_fertilisation"]I remembered how i'm born.[/URL] It's not easy for everyone, Garry.
Certainly a life-changing experience. Coding is one thing, but raising a kid successfully is an enormous accomplishment. Congrats Garry!
If it's a girl, no one will believe it I bet.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;39900847]Garry makes videogames, he doesn't play them. Game developers get all the pussy[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlhkB5QjKng[/media]
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;39913702]What about naming it 'Gary'?[/QUOTE] So Garry's grandson will be called 'Gay' if he goes with the tradition?
[QUOTE=mrlego611;39913175]I have a good name! A perfect name! For boys and girls! *drum roll* SEVEN![/QUOTE] seven of newman
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE] You just cum in a vag until it happens™ should be garry's tittle, good luck Garry
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