[QUOTE=garry;39909758]isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
I'm reasonably certain that bit would be a great achievement for basically everyone here.
So when will you let him on the site?
[QUOTE=TheCreepyPryo;39916125]You just cum in a vag until it happens™ should be garry's tittle, good luck Garry[/QUOTE]
I am so going to use that
Yeah Garry, get it in!
[QUOTE=Ast_risk;39917748]Yeah Garry, get it in![/QUOTE]
He already did
[editline]14th March 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Durrsly;39917651]So when will you let him on the site?[/QUOTE]
When he's old enough, Garry will give him Firerain's account.
No changes will be seen in Firerain.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;39914933]Name it Jerry, regardless of the gender.[/QUOTE]
Randy.
...Did he marry Garry's Model?
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39914993]If that's so, I sure hope these are his first words:
[video=youtube;98dai6CC5BA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98dai6CC5BA[/video][/QUOTE]
Call me dad or I'll ban you from Facepunch!
[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]
I really hope Garry's child one day finds this post.
Garry having a Baby?
Rev up those Sexposes.
Only 6 Months left until his Source Code is finished compiling.
I wonder if it will break after every Source Engine update.
Teach him about birth with gmod sex poses.
[QUOTE=Jordax;39913005]That would be brilliant, but it would last one hour untill someone uses it as advertising spot for his GMod server.[/QUOTE]
I've just done it.
Anything that rhymes with Garry.
Larry, Barry, Harry, Carie, Mary, Terry, Perry, Jerry
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;39922385]Anything that rhymes with Garry.
Larry, Barry, Harry, Carie, Mary, Terry, Perry, Jerry[/QUOTE]
half of them dont even rhyme
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;39922514]half of them dont even rhyme[/QUOTE]
[Lair-ee], [Bear-ee], [Hair-ee], [Care-ee], [Mare-ee], [Tear-ee], [Pear-ee], [Jare-ee]
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;39922584][Lair-ee], [Bear-ee], [Hair-ee], [Care-ee], [Mare-ee], [Tear-ee], [Pear-ee], [Jare-ee][/QUOTE]
some pretty weird pronunciations you got there
If it ever does post on this forum I'm sure at least one person here is going to act creepily like big uncle or some shit to suck up to Garry.
[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;39923326]If it ever does post on this forum I'm sure at least one person here is going to act creepily like big uncle or some shit to suck up to Garry.[/QUOTE]
The sort of uncle that wanks to pictures of dragons and emails anonymous confessions about sexual encounters with his cousin when he was 8.
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;39922667]some pretty weird pronunciations you got there[/QUOTE]
some pretty weird english you've learned, there, then.
This is literally, Garry's Mod
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If its a girl name it Maud.
Good for you Garry!
If he's going to be a dad, will that mean he'll have less time to make controversal decisions on FP which will get a ton of people banned? :v:
[QUOTE=State Trooper;39924523]Good for you Garry![/QUOTE]
Jesus, look at this guy's events. That's some hardcore advertising.
On Topic: Garry should teach sex ed.
Why isn't using titles for advertising stuff bannable?
[editline]15th March 2013[/editline]
Especially when you join only to advertise.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;39924749]bad for his wallet[/QUOTE]
His wallet overflows like a fountain.
*Fuck it i'm late*
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;39924199]some pretty weird english you've learned, there, then.[/QUOTE]
Gair-ee? In the UK we'd say Gah-ree.
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