Garry is going to be a dad

[cpt.armadillo]

Garheeyey

[Blackfire76]

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[BiN4RY]

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News Flash: Playermodel for Garry's upcoming game "Garry's Baby" has been leaked

[BigJoeyLemons]

[QUOTE=garry;39909758]It's my baby and I don't expect anyone to give a fuck. It's nice for me and Sarah, but isn't a great achievement. You just cum in a vag until it happens.[/QUOTE]

pics or it didnt happen

[Doc_72]

We should voluntarily help out in the delivery room.

[notgeogzm]

The prince of Facepunch

or maybe the titty prince

[NothingAteMyCat]

what if garry loses all his sleep from the baby screaming day and night and then starts grumpily permabanning everyone
[I]
what will i use as a news source now?![/I]

[Ronin]

I hope it doesn't come out as a big red ERROR sign.

[En Ex]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;39927417]I hope it doesn't come out as a big red ERROR sign.[/QUOTE]

Or is covered in black and purple checkerboard.

[écuyerq]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;39925736]Gair-ee? In the UK we'd say Gah-ree.[/QUOTE]

ok, that's fair.

[ThePanther]

Hey... Garry should name his kid Larry! HA!

or Lawrence.

[ScottyWired]

BANNED USER is Facepunch babysitter, pretty obvious that he'll be the one to care for Garry's kid.

[Flash]

[QUOTE=Ott;39925087]On Topic: Garry should teach sex ed.[/QUOTE]

Garry: You just cum in a vag until it happens.

[SEKCobra]

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39930652]BANNED USER is Facepunch babysitter, pretty obvious that he'll be the one to care for Garry's kid.[/QUOTE]

Garry turned his responsibilities in child care over once, to Hezzy, I don't think he would do it again.

[Pilotguy]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;39927417]I hope it doesn't come out as a big red ERROR sign.[/QUOTE]

And then a physics glitch happens and the baby shoots out the hospital with a trail of dust :v:.

[Ybbats]

Garry made a baby, yes, but his real accomplishment is making a joke about vaginas, in this thread.

[Roger Waters]

[QUOTE=mrlego611;39913326]And if he becomes a bad boy, we'll lock him in the closet! (Cupboard for all your Brits on here! :) )[/QUOTE]

oh thank you, my puny anglo-saxon brain couldn't comprehend what a clo-set was. i needed the explanation.

[editline]16th March 2013[/editline]

i bet you the birth will be interrupted when the midwife gets a reliable snapsoht overflow.

[cucumber]

Like one wasn't enough

[dass]

What are the specs?

[BigJoeyLemons]

[QUOTE=dass;39936714]What are the specs?[/QUOTE]

Will it be compatible with Garry's [I]dinosaur [/I]motherboard?

[Dokaman]

I just hope everything is symmetrical.

[smallpants]

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39937094]Will it be compatible with Garry's [I]dinosaur [/I]motherboard?[/QUOTE]

Are you saying his wife is old?

[Creeper]

This is just a cheap knockoff of JB Baby.

[notgeogzm]

[QUOTE=Creeper;39939195]This is just a cheap knockoff of JB Baby.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4[/media]

I don't see the correlation

:v:

[Water-Marine]

Psshh, JBbaby was conceived first.

[OrionChronicles]

It probably going to be a weapon baby that launches AK-47's or something like that.

[Elstumpo]

Does that make his baby our little sibling?

If so we get to hit him/her and say he/she was adopted.

[Drakehawke]

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;39930891]And then a physics glitch happens and the baby shoots out the hospital with a trail of dust :v:.[/QUOTE]

"Crazy physics on [81][garrys_baby] [Ang:10.276700,135.972992,5.864498] [Pos:41177.429688,-10648.027344,-27402.035156] - removing"

[solid_jake]

Is he going to release an update in an year that will break everything?

[Kartoffel]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;39927417]I hope it doesn't come out as a big red ERROR sign.[/QUOTE]

That'd be pretty painful, I think.