• The Dragon Megathread V10
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I had a dream with dergons in it, shit was intense v:v:v
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;27600465]I will write the word "rrerr" all over my arm and forehead, and attempt to draw a dragon on my chest and take a picture if someone changes Salty's title to something of the effect of "I like aggron penis". :toxx: :toxx:[/QUOTE] "i fap to aggron but that's ok im not a furry" [QUOTE=gaboer;27600651]Toxx settled Important shit from chat Xeno still needs to continue his toxx though.[/QUOTE] What's this toxx fad all about?
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;27605419]"i fap to aggron but that's ok im not a furry" What's this toxx fad all about?[/QUOTE] Urbandictionary 'toxx clause', green
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;27605419]What's this toxx fad all about?[/QUOTE] [quote=Urban Dictionary]A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying. This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims. Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts." Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."[/quote]
anyone wanna gift me my derp dergon? its almost my birthday and my request is at the universe-fucking-long end of the line :smith:
Why don't you make a request in the actual Derp Dergon thread? If you did then I guess you'll have to wait and see if Pascall chooses to make it, she picks which requests to do randomly.
[QUOTE=Makol;27608643]Why don't you make a request in the actual Derp Dergon thread? If you did then I guess you'll have to wait and see if Pascall chooses to make it, she picks which requests to do randomly.[/QUOTE] already did, i hope i get it.
Toxx clause are like bets, but no money involved. Therefore, pointless bet.
2000 posts, whoo... (as in the thread, not me.)
I still have quite a way to go 'till 2000. Bring on the dragons and such
[QUOTE=Siminov;27610772]2000 posts, whoo...[/QUOTE] Yay :buddy:
Mmm rrerr... [media]http://e621.net/data/5e/d6/5ed68f6797892611cc390fab8e0e0e63.jpg[/media]
Tailsex <3
I :h: tailsex.
Cynder needs to drink more coffee [img]http://www.herpy.net/gallery/data/media/68/Beauty_In_Blue.jpg[/img]
That would be such a blessing, to have a tail and be able to bum yourself with it. Ye wouldn't need a partner, that's for sure, and you could explore realms of pleasure without the need of a companion. Probably have to clean yer tail often, though. Also, I moved my wine glass in front of where Cynder was looking, and it looks like she's a wino.
[QUOTE=ironman17;27614352]That would be such a blessing, to have a tail and be able to bum yourself with it. Ye wouldn't need a partner, that's for sure, and you could explore realms of pleasure without the need of a companion. Probably have to clean yer tail often, though. Also, I moved my wine glass in front of where Cynder was looking, and it looks like she's a wino.[/QUOTE] dude what the shit
[QUOTE=ironman17;27614352]That would be such a blessing, to have a tail and be able to bum yourself with it. Ye wouldn't need a partner, that's for sure, and you could explore realms of pleasure without the need of a companion. Probably have to clean yer tail often, though. Also, I moved my wine glass in front of where Cynder was looking, and it looks like she's a wino.[/QUOTE] No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;27615879]No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.[/QUOTE] Remake the center of gravity.
If i had a tail, I'd whack the shit outta people with it. Much like I'd do if I had a dragon dong. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] large things are good for whacking
[QUOTE=Farrelm;27616253]If i had a tail, I'd whack the shit outta people with it. Much like I'd do if I had a dragon dong. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] large things are good for whacking[/QUOTE] this
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;27615879]No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.[/QUOTE] Considering that some part of a "common" dragon does not even make sense (Firebreathing,Flying,etc.). The addition of a tail would not matter at all.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;27615879]No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.[/QUOTE] Like you'd have to do it standing up anyway, and they're beings of fantasy, they could be perfect for tail fucking if you wanted.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;27615879]No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14575796/snap20101206_162801.png[/IMG] Pretty much that. Besides, if you were born with it, I'm pretty sure you would learn how to maintain your center of gravity.
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[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;27615879]No it would be a curse. Tails are extremely heavy, as they were evolved in dragons as weapons and tools to express emotion. Your center of gravity would be fucked over.[/QUOTE] I would think that a tail would be much more useful as something to aid in flight, something that a dragon probably does a lot more often, and needs more help in. Fighting isn't exactly a weak point in dragons with their claws and teeth. A lighter tail could let them adjust their center of gravity and flight much faster, and it brings their center of gravity more forward anyway. Why am I talking about this again?
[QUOTE=ECrownofFire;27622335]Why am I talking about this again?[/QUOTE] because you know you love it :v:
Salty why are you even in here anymore...
To rate us dumb when he feels like it :v: (no bad feelings bro) [editline]24th January 2011[/editline] Oh, and i say a tail for a human is a curse. Mess up your center of gravity and imped your running speed.
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