New Zealand Government - General

[QUOTE=I Memo;16310325]He looks like a prick.[/QUOTE] Politician. [QUOTE=aidinigan;16310415]Better that the last one.... [img]http://wmmbb.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/clarke-and-bush.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k21/Kai365/Creepywoman.png[/IMG]

[quote=aidinigan;16310415]better that the last one.... [img]http://wmmbb.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/clarke-and-bush.jpg[/img][/quote] hahahaha oh god yes!

I'm still unsure what this thread is...about.

[URL=http://img521.imageshack.us/i/225pxprimeministerhelen.jpg/][IMG]http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3857/225pxprimeministerhelen.jpg[/IMG][/URL] ALL GLORY TO THE SHOGGOTHS but seriously i cant tell if she had a bottom row of teeth

[QUOTE=tantoocle;16309092][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/The_gesture02.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Well fuck you too. Literally I'll fuck you. Now.

I vote for the National Sheep Party. Sex [b]AND[/b] a meal all in one. :smug: In all seriousness, our countries politics suck. Nowhere as interesting as Americas. Get a better subject for your report.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16307142]New Zealand is comprised of several small nations (such as Gondor, Rohan, and Mordor) all ruled over by a single god called Eru Ilúvatar.[/QUOTE] And King Kong lives there.

Epic thread As long as N.Z. keeps its beautiful, marvelous, amazing, wonderful, orgasmic, magnificent landscapes, I won't complain.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;16313335]Epic thread As long as N.Z. keeps its beautiful, marvelous, amazing, wonderful, orgasmic, magnificent landscapes, I won't complain.[/QUOTE] And it's hobbits.

[QUOTE=Skippy!;16310119]Boobs pls[/QUOTE] :10bux: says that picture is a guy

I went to New Zealand once. It was okay.

[QUOTE=Justin Case;16314400]I went to New Zealand once. It was okay.[/QUOTE] Pretty much said it right there.

:911: it's all about america

I live in New Zealand... That is all

[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;16320361]I live in New Zealand... That is all[/QUOTE] Then why the fuck didn't you join the group i made? My mum got a TATTOO OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK!!!!!!!! lol

Our country is the shit. none of that other bs you get in other countries and no one knows where we are so there arent as many people round Although the internet sucks :(

We have NO enemies! So we will never be involved in war, only for relief purposes.

You were in both World Wars

That was like 50 years ago....

What happened to old Zealand?

[QUOTE=aidinigan;16321701]That was like 50 years ago....[/QUOTE] You said never, not never again. And I think old Zealand is the Danish island that Copenhagen is on.

New Zealand rocks. I took a trip there twelve years ago and the houses are straight out of The Brady Bunch, only the backyards have real grass and not astroturf. I'd love to live there, but I don't know what it would take to relocate and my business is dependent on being in the states. Maybe when I retire.

[QUOTE=Xgen;16321454]Our country is the shit. none of that other bs you get in other countries and no one knows where we are so there arent as many people round Although the internet sucks :([/QUOTE] agreed. Telecom's internet is so shitty maybe I will get telstraclear one day :sigh:

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16321713]What happened to old Zealand?[/QUOTE] In the sewers, duh.

I am the motherfucking Government. Not really, but I like to think so. New Zealand is great, although we have too many young Maori/Islander folk causing trouble.

[QUOTE=Maloof?;16322528]I am the motherfucking Government. Not really, but I like to think so. New Zealand is great, although we have too many young Maori/Islander folk causing trouble.[/QUOTE] oh, I could go on about the maoris...

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16321713]What happened to old Zealand?[/QUOTE] Province of Holland.

[QUOTE=hunter_killah;16309764]This thread is now about Doomkiwi. [img]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/948/doomkiwi.png[/img] Discuss.[/QUOTE] Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

New Zealand is to Australia as Sheep is to Kangaroo [IMG]http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/jokes/Qantas-AirNZmerger.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;16322775]New Zealand is to Australia as Sheep is to Kangaroo [SP][IMG]http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/jokes/Qantas-AirNZmerger.jpg[/IMG][/SP][/QUOTE] Silly poster, you can't image tag spoilers!