• Parents/Siblings giving you condoms
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[QUOTE=Payne IV;16659566]If you haven't used 2 condoms in a few months then you don't need condoms at all. JUST SAYIN..[/QUOTE] What, is he supposed to be a male prostitute or something?
[QUOTE=deepneau;16658667]Condoms are fucking free to whomever said they are expensive.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what I was thinking... I go to the free clinic and grab a hand full every couple of weeks.
I had a worse experience. One nite my dad and the neighbor were out on the porch drinking. For some reason my girlfriend had come up in the conversation, don't know why. In any case they decided they needed to talk to me about safe sex.....to top off the conversation the neighbor offered to go next door and grab some condoms from his son if I wanted some...... [b]edit[/b] [img]http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content/themes/healthblog-CT/topic/images/safe-sex-condom-staple.jpg[/img]
my friends brother gave him a condom before he went to boink his girlfriend, does that count?
[QUOTE=will721;16659628][b]I had a worse experience.[/b] blah blah blah [b]to top off the conversation the neighbor offered to go next door and grab some condoms if I wanted some......[/b][/QUOTE] What's wrong with you?
[QUOTE=Payne IV;16659566]If you haven't used 2 condoms in a few months then you don't need condoms at all. JUST SAYIN..[/QUOTE] im 15 not 21 not so common to have sex then is it? [QUOTE=Coridan;16659560]A thing called "heat". Specifically, going from hot (when you wear your wallet) to cold (when your wallet is not on you) over and over. This weakens the mollecular bonds in the latex, therefore increasing the chances of tiny tears and/or breaking.[/QUOTE] oh okay but my wallet is mostly laying around or lost somewhere so does that decrease the chance of it breaking.
I buy the biggest size of condoms at the local CVS just to make me look awesome, but i go home and throw em away :(
[QUOTE=will721;16659628]I had a worse experience. One nite my dad and the neighbor were out on the porch drinking. For some reason my girlfriend had come up in the conversation, don't know why. In any case they decided they needed to talk to me about safe sex.....to top off the conversation the neighbor offered to go next door and grab some condoms from his son if I wanted some...... [b]edit[/b] [img]http://www.healthhype.com/wp-content/themes/healthblog-CT/topic/images/safe-sex-condom-staple.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That picture sent me into giggles.
[QUOTE=Maddude7;16659646]my friends brother gave him a condom before he went to boink his girlfriend, does that count?[/QUOTE] Brothers don't count. That's just backup.
If my dad gave me some it would be cool. He is that kind of guy. But if my mom gave me some :suicide: Oh lawd... Actually I wouldn't use them. She probably would have poked a hole in them.
I bet they poked holes in them.
I get my condoms from a friend. Wish my parents gave me condoms, because that would mean they don't care if I have sex.
[QUOTE=ChristopherB;16658634]They must want something. :smug:[/QUOTE] Grandchildren/niece/nephew? @OP That must have been humiliating
[QUOTE=Pepin;16659776]I get my condoms from a friend. Wish my parents gave me condoms, because that would mean they don't care if I have sex.[/QUOTE] Why not ask? "Hey dad, can you buy me a pack of rubbers?"
I'd much rather just have a child than deal with the embarrassment of my parents giving me protection!
How is it embarrassing? There's absolutely nothing wrong with it - and even better it's free. You should be happy to know they care.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;16659752]If my dad gave me some it would be cool. He is that kind of guy. But if my mom gave me some :suicide: Oh lawd... Actually I wouldn't use them. She probably would have poked a hole in them.[/QUOTE] Every mothers biggest dream is grandchildren. That's why i hide my condoms where my mom would never find them.
[QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE] Is is everyone with a version of that avatar gay or something?
Well, my mom was suspecting me of getting it on with on of my friends and she was over. So my mom casually walked into the room asked if I had anymore dirty clothes I should throw in before she does the laundry and "O take this" and gives a pack of condoms than steals one of my books and says "Ive been looking for this book" walking out with the laundry. Just like any other day
[QUOTE=Van-man;16659382]Ever though of some narcissistic bastard might have poked holes in all the free condoms with a needle??[/QUOTE] If you have eyes, it is very easy to see a pin hole on a condom wrapper if you look.
I bought my first pack 13.49 for fucking latex dick-wraps.
[QUOTE=Beau Phos;16659784][QUOTE=ChristopherB;16658634]They must want something. :smug:[/QUOTE] Grandchildren/niece/nephew? [/QUOTE] You don't give someone a condom if you want to have kids. :smug:
My mom bought me a box when my girlfriend and I started getting close, funny thing about it is that we don't need them so they're still sitting on my shelf collecting dust.
Thank them. You wouldn't have the balls to go buy them yourself.
you guys use the sissy kind [media]http://www.suritradenv.com/images/papnplast_trash-hefty-cinchsackxl.jpg[/media] THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN USES
my mum bought me some once. i've used them now. it's not really a bad thing, getting them free is always good.
When I was underage, I'd just buy them in bulk at gas stations on vacation, hide them, and use em' when I got home. [editline]02:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dyson6;16660447]Is is everyone with a version of that avatar gay or something?[/QUOTE] Yeah, avatars with Oranges in them are for the gay community of facepunch.
This should've been a happy day for you OP :smug:
Hot damn I wish I got free condoms :C
Man, be happy. Condoms are the worst thing to need. Nothing spoils the moment like not having a condom. Of course you could just convince the girl to go without, but that makes the whole "I'm pregnant" thing so much more plausible. Trust me, I know from personal experience.
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