[QUOTE=imarawrus;16664171]Man, be happy. Condoms are the worst thing to need. Nothing spoils the moment like not having a condom. Of course you could just convince the girl to go without, but that makes the whole "I'm pregnant" thing so much more plausible. Trust me, I know from personal experience.[/QUOTE]
coat hangers are cheaper than condoms
[QUOTE=thisispain;16664266]coat hangers are cheaper than condoms[/QUOTE]
Dude, she had that talk with me. It was *falsetto* AWKWARD.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16658586]Hello FacePunch,
Today I was sitting at my computer desk, texting as usual. Recently, my sisters and parents have been very suspicious of me. My sisters try to read my texts, and parents try to get into my computer. Normal parent-hooding for some. Anyway, I heard my sisters walk through the door, which by the way are about 19 and 21, and talk to my step mom. I heard them say "This is for Sean" which is my name. So I was excited for the laptop that I was supposed to be getting. They call me in the room and tell me to close my eyes. Then they placed condoms in my hand. They all laughed as I walked in the next room
Anyone ever have this experience?[/QUOTE]
Yes, last year my sister got me a box of flavoured condoms for me and my boyfriend to have (I'm a chick btw) and I was like thanks... Thinking I don't need these, I still have them sitting in my draw with only two that has been used, one to see what it smelt like and the other used for the fun stuff lol. But you should be glad that they give them to you rather than finding them in your bedroom and your female family members go aye wall.
[QUOTE=imarawrus;16664298]Dude, she had that talk with me. It was *falsetto* AWKWARD.[/QUOTE]
what talk
the coat hanger talk
what the fuck is wrong with you nasty fucker
Condoms also expire. They become weaker over time an more prone to breaking. If you have a condom and there is no expiration and you don't know how old it is, stretch it a little first like you're playing with a rubber band. Obviously it should not break or tear.
Another tip, don't use oil based lubes (petroleum jelly, etc) for latex condoms because they will disintegrate. Use [B]ONLY[/B] water based lubes.
You should always use lube unless you warm her up first, unless you like major chaffing/friction burns.
Also, you cannot sue a condom company for a condom breaking causing infection/pregnancy. Well, you can sue, but you would never win.
Always make sure you leave a small space above the tip of your penis and the condom (put on and pinch the top a little) or else the pressure from your load will cause it to burst open.
Change condoms when switching from anal to vaginal (going from vaginal to anal can keep the same one, unless you go back to vaginal) unless you want to give her an infection down there.
Condoms are also a good idea when performing/receiving oral as STD's can still be spread otherwise.
Just some tips...
[QUOTE=thisispain;16664350]what talk
the coat hanger talk
what the fuck is wrong with you nasty fucker[/QUOTE]
Hey! Money is tight nowadays. It doesn't grow on trees you know.
[QUOTE=will721;16659628]I had a worse experience. One nite my dad and the neighbor were out on the porch drinking. For some reason my girlfriend had come up in the conversation, don't know why. In any case they decided they needed to talk to me about safe sex.....to top off the conversation the neighbor offered to go next door and grab some condoms from his son if I wanted some......
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I think that took dangerously long for me to figure out, but I laughed pretty good.
Also, OP, that'd be fucked up for not getting your laptop.
When i was 15 i was in the kitchen making toast and my mom walked in and handed me some condoms and walked away...i think i burnt that toast...
[QUOTE=jani_killer;16659451]what keeping them in a wallet?
how would that break them?[/QUOTE]
The warmth that your wallet can produce can make your condom/s weak and that how they can break.
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[QUOTE=Master117;16659312]I just get the free samples from the mail, and my college, they give them out in the student center. They have a fucking basket of them.[/QUOTE]
I can get as many boxes of condoms as I like free from the health clinic.
My sister bought me condoms
and a rather interesting magazine in the same transaction
Fuck, I'd be happy if they did, it'd show that they're comfortable with me having sex
But that's never going to happen because they're diehard, ultra-conservative Christians
:smithicide:
[QUOTE=ExTek;16658586]Hello FacePunch,
Today I was sitting at my computer desk, texting as usual. Recently, my sisters and parents have been very suspicious of me. My sisters try to read my texts, and parents try to get into my computer. Normal parent-hooding for some. Anyway, I heard my sisters walk through the door, which by the way are about 19 and 21, and talk to my step mom. I heard them say "This is for Sean" which is my name. So I was excited for the laptop that I was supposed to be getting. They call me in the room and tell me to close my eyes. Then they placed condoms in my hand. They all laughed as I walked in the next room
Anyone ever have this experience?[/QUOTE]
Oh god... What's your last name? My first is Sean, and I have two sisters, on 19 and the other 21...
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[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16658890]Anyone wearing that orange avatar is from the gay forum.
Also, your sisters obviously want you to put on the condom and have sex with them.[/QUOTE]
Shit, I have no idea if your serious. I had one.
My parents just leave a pack outside the door every 6 months...
[QUOTE=junker154;16658626]Never happened to me sadly, but hey it's awesome for you :buddy: Condoms get expensive after a while.[/QUOTE]
They're free you silly sex ignoramus
Haha, I remember when my step-dad's son offered to get me a load of free condoms from his local health clinic.
Jumped on that opportunity right away! Only problem is, it's pot luck what you get.
I ran out after a couple of weeks though... Then both of us were too lazy to go out and buy any so we just had it unprotected until she went on the pill.
[editline]10:37AM[/editline]
It's only free if you have a clinic/somewhere that offers them nearby.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV17;16658774]wat[/QUOTE]
wat
I need some connies for my holiday.
[QUOTE=ChristopherB;16658634]They must want something. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Rainbow'd
My mother is a nurse, and works in Family Planning. So guess what, she has acess to a massive supply of condoms. She gives me them : )
Dont nearby health care centers offer condoms free? Atleast here in Portugal you can go to a health care center, get free condoms and they keep everything anonimous.
I have like 8 fully packaged condoms that i found on the pathway one early morning.
I wouldn't trust them, but they're better than nothing.
I had something like that happen, except my aunt publicly handed me a box of 200 right in the middle of a Sports Cafe in Greece.
I remember my Uncle giving me condoms as a birthday gift.
He's not all there.
:smith:
My parents don't really give a shit if I want to have sex.
They gave my brother a packet of condoms on holiday.
So I could just ask and get some. :v:
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[QUOTE=NickFury6;16658743]Well, My mom bought me a dildo. So I think I'm fairly fond of what you experienced.[/QUOTE]
Maybe she didn't buy it for you, it might be second hand.
My mom put a jar of around 200 of them in my bathroom. I don't know what to do with the damn things, most of the time I just end up making giant condom balloons.
[QUOTE=Furnost;16667052]I remember my Uncle giving me condoms as a birthday gift.
He's not all there.
:smith:[/QUOTE]
He might, Uncle's are traditionally that way, they tend to give their brother/sisters offspring stuff like that.
[QUOTE=Visage;16668442]My mom put a jar of around 200 of them in my bathroom. I don't know what to do with the damn things.[/QUOTE]
You put them on your penis before having sex.
[QUOTE=mike;16668485]You put them on your penis before having sex.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's generally the idea.
[QUOTE=mike;16668485]You put them on your penis before having sex.[/QUOTE]
That's not a bad idea. I can send him my instruction manual that came with the rubbers
My friend bought one, he thought it was candy. He bought some strawberry flavoured one. Haha, you should see his reaction. He's like woah, that's a condom? :v:
[QUOTE=dual elites;16658680]My dad pays me to bring back girls to my house.[/QUOTE]
Why don't you take a seat.
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