[QUOTE=dual elites;16658680]My dad pays me to bring back girls to my house.[/QUOTE]
My dad would be like "High five son." Then go into his office and do whatever he does in there.
Whenever I walk in its playing online textures or some shit, but I know its probably something else.
[QUOTE=Jakobi;16672418]My dad would be like "High five son." Then go into his office and do whatever he does in there.
Whenever I walk in its playing online textures or some shit, but I know its probably something else.[/QUOTE]
GI Joes?
[QUOTE=suppertime;16663948]Hot damn I wish I got free condoms :C[/QUOTE]
The nurse's office at my high school gives them out for free. I've heard that whenever it gets close to prom all of them disappear.
[editline]06:46PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=dual elites;16658680]My dad pays me to bring back girls to my house.[/QUOTE]
My dad told me I can date as long as I don't get anyone pregnant.
My mom says I can't date until I finish my education. She also wants me to be a dentist. So that means I wouldn't be allowed to date until I'm about 30.
Guess who I'm going to listen to.
I love it when my parents give me condoms.
Beats stealing/buying/asking others for them.
When i was at my dads house(my parents are divorced), my mom cleaned my room without my knowledge.. I had some condoms hidden behind some books in my bookshelf and when i got back to to my room i saw one of them laying a bit out of place(visible when watching the bookshelf) so she had found my condoms.. We haven't really talked about sex or anything before this but now she's like "Do you need condoms? Ill buy you some!!" and I'm like.. No.. No mom i don't need condoms.. Still she bought a box full with different brands and stuff.. Good to have i guess... :P
Btw I'm 15 and live in Sweden. (legal to have sex at the age of 15 here) And i have never been in a relationship with any girl... =/
[QUOTE=jani_killer;16659124]i just bought two condoms that i keep in my wallet for safety reasons.
but my mom asked if i needed some a few months back and i said no.[/QUOTE]
Next time you're about to sex, record it. I want to see your girlfriends reaction when she sees you pulling a condom out of your wallet.
Apparently here in the UK, if you ask a pharmacist, they'll give you condoms for free, is this true?
[QUOTE=Danney;16679978](legal to have sex at the age of 15 here)[/QUOTE]
What?
DO WANT :smug:
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;16680636]What?
DO WANT :smug:[/QUOTE]
What's the age of consent in the states? I thought it was 16.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16680839]What's the age of consent in the states? I thought it was 16.[/QUOTE]
18 or older.
It's 16 here in New Zealand.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;16681058]18 or older.[/QUOTE]
Who disagreed? That is the age your considered an adult in the US.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure a 16 year old could get away with sexing with another 16 year old so long as it's consensual.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;16682086]Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure a 16 year old could get away with sexing with another 16 year old so long as it's consensual.[/QUOTE]
^pretty much, how do u think those 16 year old girls on tv get pregnant? i cant believe they made a show about that too... WHAT HAPPENED TO MTV??????????
[QUOTE=Makol;16682176]^pretty much, how do u think those 16 year old girls on tv get pregnant? i cant believe they made a show about that too... WHAT HAPPENED TO MTV??????????[/QUOTE]
MTV died around 1999, my friend.
[QUOTE=junker154;16658626]Never happened to me sadly, but hey it's awesome for you :buddy: Condoms get expensive after a while.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx]Trojan Free Sample[/url]
Knock yourself out.
I'm pretty sure they hand out condoms at the free health clinic as well.
[editline]06:28PM[/editline]
And on the topic of condoms, which feels less noticeable, regular condoms or female condoms? I've never had unprotected sex, and I've never gotten a female condom to give to my girlfriend(s) a female condom to use.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;16682187]MTV died around 1999, my friend.[/QUOTE]
i know.. it's really said :(
Your lucky. I have to buy my own. :argh:
Awkward conversation with my mom about this, actually. I was joking how I am going to be with all the ladies at college, and my mom essentially said, "I don't mind, as long as you don't get an STD or get one of them pregnant."
This is coming from someone more conservative then me.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;16659790]Why not ask?
"Hey dad, can you buy me a pack of rubbers?"[/QUOTE]
Well I tried to imply that they care about me having sex, meaning that they really don't want me to and that they would get angry if they knew I was.
[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy;16682203]And on the topic of condoms, which feels less noticeable, regular condoms or female condoms? I've never had unprotected sex, and I've never gotten a female condom to give to my girlfriend(s) a female condom to use.[/QUOTE]
The female condom is suppose to be a lot harder to use, the girl has to hold it in place and they aren't as subtle as male condoms in that it's harder to forget about it being there. They were made for prostitutes who had customers who refused to put on condoms.
My friend tried to blow a bubble with one. It back fired.
Om nom lubricant?
Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
Premature ejaculation
Enjoy your child support payments
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you've never used a condom?
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
Pre-cum and such, and hey, who knows, maybe your dick is all rashy and infected.:buddy:
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you're a virgin.
I just take them from my dads stash or buy them myself.
I'd trust them if my parents gave them to me. I'd be safe to think they have no holes because my parents don't want to help me take care of my kids.
[QUOTE=Shugo589;16658877]I don't think so, I wouldn't want my dad hitting on my women.[/QUOTE]
You have no women.
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16661050]I bought my first pack
13.49 for fucking latex dick-wraps.[/QUOTE]
Fucking expensive aren't they? Pisses me off that non-latex ones are more expensive and you get less of them.
(£8.00 for 6 non-latex condoms from Durex, when the equivalent priced latex pack has 12 :( - My girlfriend has a latex allergy)
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