[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
^^ has not had sex
[QUOTE=junker154;16658626]Never happened to me sadly, but hey it's awesome for you :buddy: Condoms get expensive after a while.[/QUOTE]
wHAT? BWGAGAGAH
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16689414]^^ has not had sex[/QUOTE]
its a bit obvious
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16661754]you guys use the sissy kind
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THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN USES[/QUOTE]
No, real men use Glad. Don't get mad, get GLAD!!!
My parents don't care. They find condoms in my shorts pockets and just give them back to me.
my family knows better than to even attempt to go through my shit. a couple weeks ago my step mom tried to take some of my property away as a punsihment, and i took her down to the floor and held her there until she gave it back.
I asked my dad to give me money for condoms before I went to a festival, turns out he had already bought a pack and had just forgotten to give it to me.
[QUOTE=trutelz;16693580]my family knows better than to even attempt to go through my shit. a couple weeks ago my step mom tried to take some of my property away as a punsihment, and i took her down to the floor and held her there until she gave it back.[/QUOTE]
You are one motherfucking badass.
My college was giving out condoms once.
I took a few handfulls, poked hole in them, and put them back in. :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=nerfer2;16694484]My college was giving out condoms once.
I took a few handfulls, poked hole in them, and put them back in. :fuckyou:[/QUOTE]
Your revenge at the people who actually get some?
Your sisters gave you a box of condoms?
Are they hot? If the answer is yes = MAKE EPIC WINCEST!
[QUOTE=Pepin;16694533]You're revenge at the people who actually get some?[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
*insert whiny retaliation here*
Dad gave me condoms when he saw my gf
''do it when were not home son'' he said
we broke 2months later
he was disappoint.
No, but i once found a sex toy in the kitchen. It was a penis inside a pepper.
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Heh. A penis pepper.
[QUOTE=Craigewan;16689297]Fucking expensive aren't they? Pisses me off that non-latex ones are more expensive and you get less of them.
(£8.00 for 6 non-latex condoms from Durex, when the equivalent priced latex pack has 12 :( - My girlfriend has a latex allergy)[/QUOTE]
go to your doctors and ask for some non latex ones and ye shall get them for free
My brother and his ex thought it was funny to slip a condom under my door while I was in there with my at the time girlfriend. It was a glow in the dark condom... Sadly we had only been together for like 1 month when this happened... If it had been 1 month later we would have used it. Then one day I came in my room and the condom wasn't there anymore... My brother took it back because he had ran out. Haha.
But yeah I have a car, and all so I get my own condoms and my parents know.
[QUOTE=Pr3st0ne;16695177]My brother and his ex thought it was funny to slip a condom under my door while I was in there with my at the time girlfriend. It was a glow in the dark condom... Sadly we had only been together for like 1 month when this happened... If it had been 1 month later we would have used it. Then one day I came in my room and the condom wasn't there anymore... My brother took it back because he had ran out. Haha.
But yeah I have a car, and all so I get my own condoms and my parents know.[/QUOTE]
yeah like a car makes you automatically get condoms...
[QUOTE=YoMother;16695539]Car makes you need condoms
:smug:[/QUOTE]
It's true :v:
[QUOTE=One Long Sausage;16694891]go to your doctors and ask for some non latex ones and ye shall get them for free[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if NHS GPs would be that generous, but I'll check when I go in to hold my girlfriend's hand whilst one takes a look at her (Possibility that she's damaged some ligaments on her hip)
[QUOTE=Craigewan;16698199](Possibility that she's damaged some ligaments on her hip)[/QUOTE]
Sounds to me like the price hasn't been a problem so far.
As bad as this sounds, I am 24, have slept with about 19 or so women. I have used with about 5 of them. I get tested after each time, but ya,, moral of the story, don't be like meh.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;16700359]Sounds to me like the price hasn't been a problem so far.[/QUOTE]
xD Nice one.
Nothing to do with me though, think she did it at Kickboxing.
Edit:
But in seriousness, it hasn't been a problem, I still buy (despite it being a discriminatory rip-off against us poor latex intolerant couples), because.. better safe than sorry, right?
[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
Pre ejaculation.
amirite?
[QUOTE=ChristopherB;16658634]They must want something. :smug:[/QUOTE]
You've just made my day good sir
WTF double post.
Condoms? It's more fun when your girl takes the combined pill!
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;16702890]Condoms? It's more fun when your girl takes the combined pill![/QUOTE]
It's even more fun when they have an IUD. :smug:
My Mum's never given me condoms, and my brothers too young to understand, and my Dad doesn't care/doesn't see me.
I don't use condoms, I just use the pill, seeing as I never ever forget to take it, and I know my boyfriend doesn't have any STI's and nether do I.
If I told any of my PSE teachers that they'd go ape-shit and rage and be like "YOU NEED TO USE BOTH OR YOU WILL GET PREGNANT"
But the sexual health Nurse I see said it's perfectly normal too just use one or the other, and she said as long as nether of us have STI's, then it's probably better too use just the pill that just using the condom.
I don't use condoms. I melted some plastic on my dick a while ago and let it harden so now i have one permanent condom.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16658586]Hello FacePunch,
Today I was sitting at my computer desk, texting as usual. Recently, my sisters and parents have been very suspicious of me. My sisters try to read my texts, and parents try to get into my computer. Normal parent-hooding for some. Anyway, I heard my sisters walk through the door, which by the way are about 19 and 21, and talk to my step mom. I heard them say "This is for Sean" which is my name. So I was excited for the laptop that I was supposed to be getting. They call me in the room and tell me to close my eyes. Then they placed condoms in my hand. They all laughed as I walked in the next room
Anyone ever have this experience?[/QUOTE]
yeah all the time
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