[QUOTE=Candels;16706694]I don't use condoms. I melted some plastic on my dick a while ago and let it harden so now i have one permanent condom.[/QUOTE]
Must make taking a piss rather difficult.
[QUOTE=ExTek;16658586]Hello FacePunch,
Today I was sitting at my computer desk, texting as usual. Recently, my sisters and parents have been very suspicious of me. My sisters try to read my texts, and parents try to get into my computer. Normal parent-hooding for some. Anyway, I heard my sisters walk through the door, which by the way are about 19 and 21, and talk to my step mom. I heard them say "This is for Sean" which is my name. So I was excited for the laptop that I was supposed to be getting. They call me in the room and tell me to close my eyes. Then they placed condoms in my hand. They all laughed as I walked in the next room
Anyone ever have this experience?[/QUOTE]
That would have been a little weird having your sister hand you condoms.
MY uncle gave me some when I was 15.
On my 18th birthday I had a pinata that I broke pour condoms all over the floor in front of all my friends and it was my step moms idea.
That bitch.
My parents dont care/trust me enough to stumble over to the teen pharmacy
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[QUOTE=DONUT KING;16685541]Erm, why do you even need a condom to begin with? If you're too stupid to learn how to pull out, you probably deserve what comes after.[/QUOTE]
bwahhahah have you ever served your erection, theres pre-semen you know
[QUOTE=Termy58;16708342]My parents dont care/trust me enough to stumble over to the teen pharmacy
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bwahhahah have you ever served your erection, theres pre-semen you know[/QUOTE]
Served an erection - you're anthropomorphizing it :D
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