[QUOTE=kherbyne;40928085]I woke up still drunk after 32 beers last night
I must confess
I don't have a hangover cause i'm still drunk[/QUOTE]
hurry up and inhale water.
Confession: today I had an opportunity to smoke weed and decided I didn't feel like it
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;40930160]Confession: today I had an opportunity to smoke weed and decided I didn't feel like it[/QUOTE]
Big deal, I smoked weed today, beat that!
i like drugs.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;40930362]i like drugs.[/QUOTE]
that is good
yes it can be an expensive hobby though
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;40920924]Confession I get really, really gay on weed and alcohol together, to the point where I've hit on a few of my straight friends, has been awkward :x[/QUOTE]I think that means you are gay
[QUOTE=/B/rother;40930804]yes it can be an expensive hobby though[/QUOTE]
i'll have to agree.
alcohol is also a perfect idea.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;40930362]i like drugs.[/QUOTE]
PROVE IT
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;40930160]Confession: today I had an opportunity to smoke weed and decided I didn't feel like it[/QUOTE]
this is a good thing. this is your body reminding you that hey, weed addictions are solely psychological, and you can still have a great time without it.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;40938600]this is a good thing. this is your body reminding you that hey, weed addictions are solely psychological, and you can still have a great time without it.[/QUOTE]
Yea, no, that's not how your body works. That was simply his conscious mind, turning down weed.
You don't need to be reminded of addiction to choose not to use a substance. There are many great reasons not to smoke.
One time on a holiday we smoked so much weed that it got boring. In search for the ultimate kick i decided to smoke a bong while taking a shit.
So I went to the bathroom and prepared everything including myself. I sat down on the loo with the bong and lighter in my hands, and waited. Soon enough I felt that familiar pressure on my anus. I knew it was going to be a real textbook dump, perfect for smoking a bowl along with it. I lit up the bowl and slowly prepared myself for the hit. As soon as the poo started to come out, I lifted my finger off the kick hole and inhaled.
In that very same moment, I heard someone laughing. Exhaling, I looked up and to the right and spotted a friend of mine videotaping me through the fanlight above the bathroom door.
[QUOTE=Appellation;40908474]Snip
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Never fall victim before your own insecurity. A confession is a confession and the relevance to the thread could not be more direct with your own contribution as it opens up other peoples affinity to share their own experiences.
My own confession is that I suffer from such severe anxiety that I could never visit an online forum without being tweaked out on Amphetamines or whacked on Bensodiazepines. I have an empathetic form of eidetic memory that is the cause of this.
When i'm on mushrooms and I go to take a piss I think my penis looks like a big strange-looking finger.
I think I'm addicted to weed, everyone can go home.
I've been clean from norcos for about 3 years now but I still crave them some days. I had an ear infection a few months back and was prescribed norcos and took them all within 4 days. The come down reminded me of why I stopped in the first place, it's definitely a dark place to be.
I smoke weed with this girl so that i don't have to deal with her bullshit. Every fucking time we hangout its always just something new to piss me off. We're not even together, we're just a "thing". And i know all she wants is for me to take her on an actual date and then we'd be more than a thing. It's just, I haven't been on an actual date in almost 4 years, usually we skip the whole dating part of the relationship.
Whenever i think about her i feel so fucking shitty and just wanna stop talking to her and be done with it. But when i actually do try to stop i feel even shittier and just go back to her.
She's like a fucking mosquito that i can't swat and it keeps coming back to bite me more. Everytime she bites me, the bite doesn't go away until i decide to stop scratching it. Even then the bite will still come back because usually the mosquito comes back for another bite.
Anyways enough bullshit metaphors, I bring her along when i smoke with friends to avoid going on a date with her. Dunno if i could even if i wanted to, it's been so long.
I won't lie. A couple years ago a friend called me up and asked if I was down to smoke. I was bored, so naturally I obliged his request. Well long story short, I get to his house and we're in his room chilling like usual and he hands me an already loaded pipe and tells me to hit it. I hit it and coughed immediately from the harsh smoke. I remember the smoke tasted distinctly like garlic for some reason. When I finish hacking a lung, I ask him whats wrong with the weed. He tells me it's dehydrated broccoli.
I smoked fucking broccoli.
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
I just realized I sound like I'm writing a report. wtf
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