• I learned what a micropenis was today
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Imagine how fucking hard it would be to fap.
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;22383703]Imagine how fucking hard it would be to fap.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://imghost.indiamart.com/data/P/Y/MY-745094/Bonn-Micro-Forcep_250x250.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;22361243]:ohdear:[/QUOTE] They left out fat ugly bastard syndrome
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;22361187]its pretty obvious looking at its name. you must be of lower intelligence or something.[/QUOTE] SLAMMED. Why am I here again? :ohdear:
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow, I really didn't think that there really was something like this, but I should have figured.
[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Men_with_micropenis.jpg[/url] That poor fuck.
Really fucking unfortunate, I'd hate to be them.
Teeny-weeny lol
garry has a micropenis lol
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;22382819]Actually, there are a lot of negative effects that follow gender reassignment. That's why it's all but disappeared after the 1980's.[/QUOTE] Lies. Cher's Son/Daughter/thing. Whatever teh fuc% it is.
[QUOTE=DisasterButton;22385418]Lies. Cher's Son/Daughter/thing. Whatever teh fuc% it is.[/QUOTE] I didn't say it completely disappeared. Who the fuck wants to count Cher's family anyway?
Well, guess who has one. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=MAspiderface;22385672]Well, guess who has one. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] DisasterButton? [editline]01:37AM[/editline] Lolo
LAWL. It fallded off when I was bornded.
[QUOTE=DisasterButton;22385803]LAWL. It fallded off when I was bornded.[/QUOTE] Thus, I had my awesome sister. :pseudo: [editline]01:42AM[/editline] 1,000th POST MOTHAFUCKAS /caps
This thread is full of LOL.
[quote]diphallasparatus[/quote] Sounds like the name of a dinosaur. A frighteningly awkward dinosaur.
And they are all fat too, it's probably related.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/noseveg.jpg[/IMG] What I thought when I first saw it.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;22361231]micro is generally really small, as it is one millionth of a meter. Then again, it should be millipenis but thats just wrong.[/QUOTE] I just imagined a penis with 100 legs. It would be so awesome, detach it and have it run at girls.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;22361289]Anyone with basic knowledge of anatomy and child development knows that males start as females in the womb. The clitoris grows into a penis, and the ovaries drop out as your testicles. And the vaginal slit heals over, and thats why guys have a line down the center of their scrotum.[/QUOTE] Also, men have nipples because the sex of the child is not determined until they are developed.
I have a inyourmother penis.
I have a penis!
[QUOTE=Garb;22391172]I have a penis![/QUOTE] Congratulations, you just found out what the small thing down stairs was.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;22389872]I just imagined a penis with 100 legs. It would be so awesome, detach it and have it run at girls.[/QUOTE] :barf:
Oh god what. Those pictures :suicide:
:psyduck: H-how?
These pictures are like instant self esteem reinforcers. If a guy friend ever feels down, just show him a picture of a micropenis, and he'll feel great about himself. Or, he would say "Dude, why the fuck did you show me that? Do you just carry that picture around with you? Is that a Polaroid?!?"
Lol, OP is a virgin. The penis and clitoris are made from the same type of cells. No different than how your teeth and nails are made from similar stuff. It's the same damn thing, in essence. I don't see why the OP'er is so shocked.
If (< keyword) you ever have a your face in a girl's crotch, try not to think that her clit could have just as easily developed into a big shlong.
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