[QUOTE=gaston;16491592]who the hell kills a squirrel[/QUOTE]
ME.
Because they eat our crops :P
You had to use a gun to kill a squirrel? Hahahahaha
My username is related. For some strange reason or other.
Squirrel is pretty good. Tastes a tad like chicken. Great with lemon pepper.
Squirrels are pretty much like rats, they just look a little nicer, they have the same basic tail and shape, and they can both climb fast, only difference really is that one lives in a tree.
lol true. the main diff is that they are edible apparently, i wouldnt eat a rat :P
Well if there was some kind of super nuclear war, and all you had to eat were rats, aslong as they weren't full of disease, you wouldn't get ill, they are perfectly edible
[quote] Everything tastes better with rabies![/quote]
-Cosmo
boil it
peel it first.
you shouldn't.
When I'm in a car, most squirrels just run right into it. It's as though it wants me to end it's suffering.
Squirrels suck, they chewed a hole in our boxes and our camper. Any chance I get to kill and cook a squirrel, I'm gonna take it. They are rodents and pests. Also, I'm pretty sure he cooked the squirrel by now.
[quote=loopoo920;16491593]what gun did you use to kill it? And did it's head fuck up? Like, a big exit wound and shit. Or did you use a crappy air pistol?[/quote]
Rpg07.
Raip it
marinate it and stick it in a stew
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16490770]OMG WHYD YOU HAV TO KILL A POOR INNOCENT SQUIRREL
you deserved to be raped, then shot then killed than raped then killed because you hurt a poor innocent little squirrel youre worse then hitler.[/QUOTE]
But squirell pie is good
Roast it along with some nuts and use the tail as a featherduster.
[QUOTE=Red Toaster;16491329]You dumbasses, it's dead. I shot it IN THE HEAD.
I already have it cut into slabs.[/QUOTE]
No squirrel on a stick.... Q_Q. Well, still useful for a squirrel stew.
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16490604]Enjoy your rabies.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid, its funny.
also for some reason avatar matched.
Fire.
Uh, grill it or something? I don't know really, never had squirrel.
I would gut it and take the hide off, (they are valuable and cool), and then grill it on an open flame, for delicious, fat free, country style squirrel!
pet it.
oh wait it's dead ok.
You continue down the path, suspicious of any traps or ambushes. You hear a crackle in the tree above you, and instinctively, you jerk your head up. It's a bloodthirsy SQUIRREL! Do you:
1. Draw your rifle and attempt to shoot the beast? Turn to page 116.
2. Try bargaining with it, in hope that it may see reason through its voracious hunger? Turn to page 63.
3. Flee? Turn to page 190.
I've had squirrel before, it tasted like chicken but with a strange after taste.
denis leary once said "eggplant tastes like eggplant but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamn good!"
oh and make beef jerky out of it
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