A German guy is gonna live with me for a week. What do?
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[QUOTE=Maximo13;27237342]It's Heinrich.
German people are naturally tall.
Deal with it.
And get to know him.[/QUOTE]
Lookie here. Do you seriously think I don't know his fucking name?
His name is, as I said: Hinrich. With an I
I never said I didn't like him coming over. I can't wait! I'ts gonna be awesome showing him Norway :buddy:
Norway?
Nice surprise incoming at dinner time.
Ask him this:
Willst du mit mir tanzen meine liebe?
:3:
No, better tell him
"Die grunen sollen zuruck ins loch!"
If you need help, the German subforum will help you out.
UND ERWÄHNE DEN VERDAMMTEN KRIEG NICHT.
Make sure you serve your culture's signature dishes.
Fatty fast food, then.
Joke about Hitler with him
I had the same thing (german exchange), get to know him, it'll be great.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;27237354]Where are you from? Make sure to get some proper Bratwurst in case he gets hungry because Bratwurst from anywhere else than Germany is horrible.
He also sounds kind of....weird.[/QUOTE]
More like Tofuwurst, afterall he's a vegetarian.
Get him addicted to meat and gaming.
Funny thing would be if he would be here on facepunch posting lurking in this thread.
norway? i thought people there were tall, too
btw you're in an internetforum so you're kind of a geek; him not liking games will be interesting.
Greet him with a Hitler salute.
Blast loud techno music 24/7.
Germans love that shit.
If he complains about it then it means you aren't blasting it loud enough.
Be sure to buy him a T-shirt with the US flag on it and call him 'Ricky'.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;27237342]It's Heinrich.
German people are naturally tall.
Deal with it.
And get to know him.[/QUOTE]
That's more bullshit than claiming black guys have bigger dicks.
[QUOTE=Bean-O;27238062]Blast loud techno music 24/7.
Germans love that shit.
If he complains about it then it means you aren't blasting it loud enough.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhefVwPOodk[/media]
He is a nazi spy, coming to steal your american ways.
Try and "land on his beachhead".
Op is 12. Thats the only logical explanation to his stupidity i can think of.
[QUOTE=proch;27237426]I love how some idiots still think that Germans are pathologically impaired when you talk about WW or Nazism.
Also, I am German, and i have no Problems with Russians, Americans, Brits [B]or French.[/B] (And nobody fucking else). Some people are still very very silly.[/QUOTE]
However, specifically addressing WW/Nazism because you're talking to a German is dumb.
So are "all Germans are Nazis" jokes/insults.
[del]Convert him to communism[/del] Gay sex.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;27238307][delConvert him to communism[/del] Gay sex.[/QUOTE]
BBCode fail.
This could be a nice opportunity for you to lose your virginity.
Get him high.
Ok when I review the Op I must agree, It's stupid. I made a failed attempt to be funny about it :frown:
I really am very exited about the whole thing, I was just surprised when I found out he was a vegetarian. I though germans loved the Bratwürst and all that. I was being a stupid ass.
Please excuse me
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;27238322]BBCode fail.[/QUOTE]
Sneaky fox, you found my typo :argh:
Play:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2T0qDDo1Dk[/media]
And he feel right at home.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27238385]
I was just surprised when I found out he was a vegetarian. I though germans loved the Bratwürst and all that.
Please excuse me[/QUOTE]
There are these things called stereotypes, that you'll learn when you grow older.
More like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU[/media]
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