A German guy is gonna live with me for a week. What do? - General

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27237303] He's a fucking vegetarian (just like Hitler, lol) What the fuck?[/QUOTE] What u say bout me bitch??

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27238385]Ok when I review the Op I must agree, It's stupid. I made a failed attempt to be funny about it :frown: I really am very exited about the whole thing, I was just surprised when I found out he was a vegetarian. I though germans loved the Bratwürst and all that. I was being a stupid ass. Please excuse me[/QUOTE] No. Get out and smash your head against a wall repeatedly.

I did a German exchange with my School, we listed our interests and matched people based on that, sure you'll find something in common, though.

Get drunk and eat his frankfurt.

Show him some games. Portal, HL2, TF2, Minecraft, etc. Not the mainstream ones.

How old are you if I may ask?

Ask him to buy you a Werder Bremen strip, pay him for it.

AND NEVER EVER MISTAKE BREMEN FOR HAMBURG Edit: Darn you Tymoschuk

Hinrich is a uncommon name nowadays in Germany (actually Hinrich was to be used most in the 19th century and slowly developed into Heinrich, the more common name).

[QUOTE=Domokun;27237329]"Never mention the war." Cookie if you get the reference.[/QUOTE] [U][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk[/media][/U] Here, for you guys that don't. Pure comedy gold.

Have sex with him

Ich habe eine grosse wiener in meine lederhosen

[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;27237943]Greet him with a Hitler salute.[/QUOTE] I'd greet back

[QUOTE=^-^;27238152]That's more bullshit than claiming black guys have bigger dicks.[/QUOTE] The thing is, that is not bullshit. I lived in Germany and live in Switzerland right now. German people are taller than most other Europeans[b].[/b]

Hitler was austrain and infact wasn't a vegetarian, so not only is it stereotyping to make such a comparison, it's also incorrect. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Anyway it's only a week, just play your precious games when he's asleep or watching TV or something.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;27238858]The thing is, that is not bullshit. I lived in Germany and live in Switzerland right now. German people are taller than most other Europeans[b].[/b][/QUOTE] Taller than most people except the Dutch. The master race.

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;27238867]Hitler was austrain and infact wasn't a vegetarian, so not only is it stereotyping to make such a comparison, it's also incorrect. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Anyway it's only a week, just play your precious games when he's asleep or watching TV or something.[/QUOTE] No, I'm pretty sure he was. Unless the majority of the books were incorrect. Do you have a source?

Norway, aye? He's coming to invade your country. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] I assume Denmark is already taken? I'll just sit back here in Sweden and watch :buddy:

[QUOTE=Maximo13;27238858]The thing is, that is not bullshit. I lived in Germany and live in Switzerland right now. German people are taller than most other Europeans[b].[/b][/QUOTE] The German guy in my school is 6'3, and is 15. Dwarves everyone except the freak of nature in the year above, who is 6'8.

[QUOTE=Tymoschuk;27238737]Ask him to buy you a Werder Bremen strip, pay him for it.[/QUOTE] Sitzt du auf`m Klo und kannst nich kacken, denk an Werder, dann wirds klappen

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27238385]Ok when I review the Op I must agree, It's stupid. I made a failed attempt to be funny about it :frown: I really am very exited about the whole thing, I was just surprised when I found out he was a vegetarian. I though germans loved the Bratwürst and all that. I was being a stupid ass. Please excuse me[/QUOTE] Sauerkraut. [QUOTE=Bird;27239165]I had a dutch student living with me for a week. Worked out great, except that he expected us to go to parties, drink and smoke. He got really disappointed when we just had some movie nights and ate pizza. And another thing that was great was that I got to know the other hosts, because I was new to the school at the time.[/QUOTE] He should've come here. Friend of mine had an exchange student over for three months and they did just that.

[QUOTE=bugfix;27239275]Sitzt du auf`m Klo und kannst nich kacken, denk an Werder, dann wirds klappen[/QUOTE] "Are you sitting on the toilet and cannot crap, think of Werder, then fold is" Hmm, pretty good insult. :derp:

[QUOTE=Tymoschuk;27239565]"Are you sitting on the toilet and cannot crap, think of Werder, then fold is"[/QUOTE] When you're sitting on the toilet and can't shit - think of Werder and you will. It rhymes in German btw.

[QUOTE=bugfix;27239596]When you're sitting on the toilet and can't shit - think of Werder and you will. It rhymes in German btw.[/QUOTE] Ah, that's probably why I don't understand it.

[QUOTE=Tymoschuk;27239617]Ah, that's probably why I don't understand it.[/QUOTE] No, because Google Translate isn't perfect :v:

What if Heinrich is a girl name in German? Then you have a hot German chick in your house for a week. Greet her naked at the door.

[QUOTE=bugfix;27239666]No, because Google Translate isn't perfect :v:[/QUOTE] Plus the fact I'm not German :v:

Hitler was not a vegetarian OP. He occasionally liked stuffed pigeon.

Play minecraft with him and make a concentration camp.

Grow a handlebar moustache.