A German guy is gonna live with me for a week. What do? - General

Share your weiner with his

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;27239703]What if Heinrich is a girl name in German? Then you have a hot German chick in your house for a week. Greet her naked at the door.[/QUOTE] Heinrich is a male name

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;27239703]What if Heinrich is a girl name in German? Then you have a hot German chick in your house for a week. Greet her naked at the door.[/QUOTE] A 2 metre tall girl? Doubtful. That and the name is male so.

Don't let him take over your room.

Smoke pot with him. That will pass the time.

[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;27240090]Don't let him take over your room.[/QUOTE] He won't be taking his room over. No. He will CONQUER it and gas OP!

[QUOTE=proch;27237426]I love how some idiots still think that Germans are pathologically impaired when you talk about WW or Nazism. Also, I am German, and i have no Problems with Russians, Americans, Brits [B]or French.[/B] (And nobody fucking else). Some people are still very very silly.[/QUOTE] [i]Hitler[/i] :laugh:

Show him minecraft, do it.

[QUOTE=Domokun;27237329]"Never mention the war." Cookie if you get the reference.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk[/media] In case your dont.

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27237303]He hates gaming[/QUOTE] die in a fire

If he has a moustache wait until he falls asleep and shave it into a hitler

I hope you're not Jewish.

Don't call him Jerry whatever you do.

Just get rid of your stereotypic thinking. He is just a normal guy.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27242364]Don't call him Jerry whatever you do.[/QUOTE] Most Germans don't know what that means. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DoctorDan;27242396]Just get rid of your stereotypic thinking. He is just a normal guy.[/QUOTE] Hey, melde dich gefälligst mal im deutschen Subforum!

[QUOTE=bugfix;27242398]Most Germans don't know what that means. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Hey, melde dich gefälligst mal im deutschen Subforum![/QUOTE] I didn't get this one, too :/ @ bugfix: Muss ich? :D

[QUOTE=Vasili;27239716]Hitler was not a vegetarian OP. He occasionally liked stuffed [b]pigeon[/b].[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure he preferred seagull..?

[QUOTE=DoctorDan;27242541]I didn't get this one, too :/[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terms_used_for_Germans#Jerry[/url]

[QUOTE=bugfix;27243378][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terms_used_for_Germans#Jerry[/url][/QUOTE] I knew "Kraut" and "Fritz", but Jerry is new to me. Thanks :D

[QUOTE=Cortana;27241325]He won't be taking his room over. No. [B]He will CONQUER it and gas OP![/B][/QUOTE] But ho... nvm. :byodood:

Show him stuff around town?

Du bist ein schweinhund.

[QUOTE=taipan;27243612]Du bist ein Schwein[b]e[/b]hund.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

some german exchange students lived with me and other peeps in my neighborhood. if ive learned anything from that experience, its that germans love weed. they also brought great german beer

[QUOTE=DoctorDan;27243694]Fixed.[/QUOTE] Nope. Forgot the capital S

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;27237303]He's als fucking two meters high and uses size 50 shoes[/QUOTE] Sounds pretty much like me, except i'm not German and use size 49.

I had a German exchange student a couple of years back, and have a friend who has groups of them over in one go. The person I had was really polite but pretty quiet, but she enjoyed getting shown around a few places - if there's any attractions nearby, or tourist spots, that's always good. If all else fails, crack open the beer. The last German kids I met at a party were brilliant drunks.

Anally Train him.

Prepare to take him to your friends places and parties. (involving alcohol, you pussy, legal age to drink is 16 in germany :cheers:)

Make schnitzel.