A German guy is gonna live with me for a week. What do? - General

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;27245122]Prepare to take him to your friends places and parties. (involving alcohol, you pussy, legal age to drink is 16 in germany :cheers:)[/QUOTE] Only beverages with low alcohol portions, like beer and some liquours. The "hard stuff" like vodka is forbidden until you're 18.

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;27238867]Hitler was austrain and infact wasn't a vegetarian, so not only is it stereotyping to make such a comparison, it's also incorrect. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] Anyway it's only a week, just play your precious games when he's asleep or watching TV or something.[/QUOTE] ok maybe this german guy is actually austrian !!!! i mean hitler was able to pull it off, why can't this guy he's probably a secret nazi and a vegetarian to conceal his aversion to "jewmeat".

Just let him in and treat like a normal person. Don't act so weird about it, makes things so much better.

Ask him to tell you about himself, and say you are interested in the German culture and are happy to have him in your household. My god, you don't deserve to live in a house if you don't know that right away.

He's that cannibal guy from ItCrowd.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;27237342]It's Heinrich. German people are naturally tall. Deal with it. And get to know him.[/QUOTE] Yeah, around when school started there were a group of Germans who went to see what our school was like (Cape Cod, Massachusetts) and they were so damn tall. Even the women were.

Be nice, don't try and constantly think "lol a nazi" in your head, if you let something slip by accident just apologize etc. You've already got a pretty ignorant attitude so I feel sorry for him.

tell him this du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen

Cool, treat him nice, don't mention the war, take him out to the town, don't mention the war, don't talk about jews, show him your area/state/province/territory/kingdom/khanate, have fun, don't play vidya games, don't talk about hitler. OH, did I mention not to talk about the war?

Tell him you're Jewish.

Ask him where he's from, what it's like there, if he's been to other places in europe, ect. If you know German, tell him that you know it, and if you don't but you're learning, tell him that too. Small talk is great when you're in a foreign country. Take him out to regular restaurants, not to "American" restaurants to get a real feel of the culture, instead of a bullshitted americanized one. Go to parks, go to landmarks, introduce him to your non-nerdy friends, ect.

Play Nazi zombies with him. [editline]6th January 2011[/editline] And give him some bacon as a snack afterwards

Eat his German Sausage.

[QUOTE=ShitStorm;27237760]Get him addicted to meat and gaming.[/QUOTE] Show him Super Meat Boy and both will happen at the same time. :buddy:

Ich willst du bumsen say it

I like how he's german & you mentioned hitler in the OP. Just get to know him and for the love of god don't mention stuff like that to him

"I can do the silly walk too if you want!" [img]http://mimg.ugo.com/200910/11775/fawlty-towers-2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];27253828']I like how he's german & you mentioned hitler in the OP. Just get to know him and for the love of god don't mention stuff like that to him[/QUOTE] It's not like we think it's the bad part of our (personal) history. God, our grandparents were involved in the war. Not us. You may mention the war, but don't act as if it was his fault.

My family housed a girl from Switzerland for 10 months. It was awesome once you get to know them, which doesn't take long really. A week is nothing it'll be tons o fun

his name is probably "heinrich" lol .."hinrich" isnt a name and also ACT NORMAL ... lol imo

I was expecting alot of stupid comments about Germans just because one powerhungry asshole stirred up an entire war. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] I've been in Germany during the summer vacation and they're just incredibly friendly people.

[QUOTE=cNova;27255335]his name is probably "heinrich" lol .."hinrich" isnt a name and also ACT NORMAL ... lol imo[/QUOTE] No. - [QUOTE=Joogle;27238792]Hinrich is a uncommon name nowadays in Germany (actually Hinrich was to be used most in the 19th century and slowly developed into Heinrich, the more common name).[/QUOTE]

Have scat filled sex and have a golden shower to rinse off when you're done. [editline]7th January 2011[/editline] Or do what I'd do and act like he doesn't exist/hide from him.

show him norways fancy prositutes.

Fuck him

OP does he have a facebook?

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;27253749]Ich willst du bumsen say it[/QUOTE] That's not even a real sentence

By the sound of his name, I'd say his parents are probably Russian immigrants. From what I have experienced, they have "old" names most of the time

"a german! How strange and exotic!"

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