Going to movie with this chick

[Shadowrain2]

[QUOTE=Aman V;20218929]OP how old are you, you honestly must be 13 or under if you are scared to go see a movie. And in that case picturing you touching a girl is gross so don't do it.[/QUOTE]

15. But iunno ive seen gore and shit, that doesnt bother me, but when theres a character behind the gore, iunno

[Aww]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218954]15. But iunno ive seen gore and shit, that doesnt bother me, but when theres a character behind the gore, iunno[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you talking about you retarded mongrel?

[theguydude]

[QUOTE=theguydude;20218914]God damn it shadow rain.

Stop making these awful threads :argh:[/QUOTE]

I don't think you heard me shadowrain.

[Valdrone]

Be a pussy.

wait that comes natural for you.

[Shadowrain2]

[QUOTE=Aww;20218963]What the fuck are you talking about you retarded mongrel?[/QUOTE]

Why i dont like scary movies. BTW Mpire. I live in Florida. Close, but not exactly right.... Dade county ill give that to you.

[Aww]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20219000]Why i dont like scary movies. BTW Mpire. I live in Florida. Close, but not exactly right.... Dade county ill give that to you.[/QUOTE]

Can you please translate what the fuck you just said?

[(Mpire)]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20219000]Why i dont like scary movies. BTW Mpire. I live in Florida. Close, but not exactly right.... Dade county ill give that to you.[/QUOTE]

Ok, cool.

[Zayfox]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218615]Im 15. My first girlfriend: yes, pathetic: probably, do i care: no.
Also, extremely bored[/QUOTE]

I'm turning 16 this year and I haven't had a girlfriend. Partly deliberate though, because every relationship I see in school falls apart after a few months, and I quite frankly can't be fucked with that bollocks during my school career.

After school though. Well...that's another kettle of worms altogether. :smug:

[Shadowrain2]

[QUOTE=Aww;20219017]Can you please translate what the fuck you just said?[/QUOTE]

Ok here goes : I dont like scary movies, and I was explaining why in the post you just referenced, and Mpire got my IP address wrong so im dropping hints to where i live, Dade county, Florida

[Aman V]

[QUOTE=Zayfox;20219041]I'm turning 16 this year and I haven't had a girlfriend. Partly deliberate though, because every relationship I see in school falls apart after a few months, and I quite frankly can't be fucked with that bollocks during my school career.

After school though. Well...that's another kettle of worms altogether. :smug:[/QUOTE]

I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU.

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[Nuggi man]

[QUOTE=TippZ;20218340]Talk to her like you talk to your male friends.[/QUOTE]

Hey look at the girl next to you, she has the greatest tits ever.

[Silly Sil]

[QUOTE=Aww;20218963]What the fuck are you talking about you retarded mongrel?[/QUOTE]
Hahaha almost cried laughting. I'm kinda drunk.

[Zayfox]

[QUOTE=Aman V;20219052]I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU.

a[/QUOTE]

What.
I'm being serious. I don't want that 2-second relationship shit during school.

[IllegalPaste]

Who goes to the movies for their first date anyway? You don't get to talk to the person or get to know them at all. Real first dates you go to her house.

And her room.

[BISCUIT_TINS]

[QUOTE=smurfy;20218498]Get a black guy to go behind the screen and burn the place down.[/QUOTE]

Inglorious Basterds?

[Dah]

These shorts : [img]http://hotgeneration.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/th2.jpg[/img]

This shirt: [img]http://teenormous.com/images/t-shirts/www.80stees.com/images-products-Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_I_Ooze_Coolness-T.jpg[/img]

Then you will be asked for a 2nd date.

That's how I roll.

[he-did-it-->]

[QUOTE=Abstrakt;20218360]put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and put your dick in there. she'll enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Unless you have salted popcorn. It'll hurt and your dick will shrivel up. Not very impressive.

[Shadowrain2]

[QUOTE=IllegalPaste;20219079]Who goes to the movies for their first date anyway? You don't get to talk to the person or get to know them at all. Real first dates you go to her house.

And her room.[/QUOTE]

If only that were true ....

[theguydude]

[QUOTE=IllegalPaste;20219079]Who goes to the movies for their first date anyway? You don't get to talk to the person or get to know them at all. Real first dates you go to her house.

And her room.[/QUOTE]

Then she shows you how to play some WoW, and you talk about your awesome armor.

[Halahazam]

[QUOTE=IllegalPaste;20219079]Who goes to the movies for their first date anyway? You don't get to talk to the person or get to know them at all. Real first dates you go to her house.

And her room.[/QUOTE]

I agree to the awesomo-avatar'd person.

[Greendead]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20219000]Why i dont like scary movies. BTW Mpire. I live in Florida. Close, but not exactly right.... Dade county ill give that to you.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck is this vent talk in this thread?

Anyway, just relax and try not to be nervous. In you need to speed up your confidence, check this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=877163[/url]

I'ts perfect for you.

Don't be nervous, she's just a girl that wants to watch movie with you. You don't need to fuck her while watching it. Just watch the movie and shut the fuck up. She won't mind, I believe.

[IllegalPaste]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20219114]If only that were true ....[/QUOTE]

It is. My first date consisted of me going to her house, and sitting on her couch awkwardly. Then we kissed, and we dated for half a year, she cheated. End of story. (I was 14 at the time)

Now I'm going to another girl's house soon (tomorrow probably).

[Kung Fu Jew]

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218329]O.k heres my problem. I fucking hate horror movies, this is my first girlfriend, and im kind of awkward around chicks. FUCK. We r going to see the crazies. wat do?[/QUOTE]
Seeing The Crazies before it's released?

ok.

[verynicelady]

Threads like this should be made in the Love Advice sub forum.