[QUOTE=Greendead;21401822]Believe me, I'm done lying. I've got friends and all, but as I said, girls just don't see me as a boyfriend I guess. They see me as a cool, funny guy who's nice to talk to. At least that's why my female friends tell me.[/QUOTE]
Better just keep trying. You will just look like a fucking weirdo if someone finds out you owned a Fleshlight.
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Why buy a fleshlight for $60 when you can rape a girl for free?
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401822]Believe me, I'm done lying. I've got friends and all, but as I said, girls just don't see me as a boyfriend I guess. They see me as a cool, funny guy who's nice to talk to. At least that's why my female friends tell me.[/QUOTE]
TAKE A BATH.
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May I ask, truthfully: What comments and/or replies from that post were you expecting?
[QUOTE=ashxu;21401890]Better just keep trying. You will just look like a fucking weirdo if someone finds out you owned a Fleshlight.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll just keep searching and I'll eventually find something. (I hope)
This is [b]not[/b] the type of thing you should ask FP about.
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401717]No thanks, I don't like RPG. And I'm not that big of a lowlife prick. I have friends and go to parties, but girls just doesn't seem to be interested in me so much.[/QUOTE]
Congratulations, I used to play WoW and I still got laid. Maybe you should redifine your ideas on how what people do in their freetime brands them as people
[QUOTE=Conn92;21401942]Congratulations, I used to play WoW and I still got laid. Maybe you should redifine your ideas on how what people do in their freetime brands them as people[/QUOTE]
Hnnng yes that Night Elf was the best lay ever, forsooth.
[QUOTE=CPPNOOB;21401838]You will feel the deepest self-loathing and regret once you're done. It'll haunt your life too.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much this, it's like when you have a wank and then straight away you close all that suddenly disgusting porn. When you are done, you will look at the fleshlight like it just murderded your mother. And probably feel really shit that you bought that instead of spending money on going out on a date with a girl.
I can't believe you're thinking about buying a fleshlight and you implied playing WoW makes someone a lowlife prick :rolleyes:
Even thinking about buying a fleshlight makes you a wierdo.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21401961]Hnnng yes that Night Elf was the best lay ever, forsooth.[/QUOTE]
I prefered the trolls to be honest.
[QUOTE=Conn92;21401980]I prefered the trolls to be honest.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21401994]:geno:[/QUOTE]
:smug:
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Not really, I actually prefered real woman b/c cybering is weird
[QUOTE=Conn92;21401997]:smug:
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Not really, I actually prefered real woman b/c cybering is weird[/QUOTE]
Good. For a second I was in sheer terror.
[QUOTE=CPPNOOB;21401838]You will feel the deepest self-loathing and regret once you're done. It'll haunt your life too.[/QUOTE]
Like weird fetishes? :3:
If OP wasn't lying about the parties and shit then he wouldn't be thinking of buying a fleshlight
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401717]No thanks, I don't like RPG. And I'm not that big of a lowlife prick. I have friends and go to parties, but girls just doesn't seem to be interested in me so much.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps they don't think YOU'RE interested in THEM. Make the move yourself if nothing is working on its own. I'm probably the most misanthropic sob in my town but I still have the ability to find action now and then.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;21402022]Good. For a second I was in sheer terror.[/QUOTE]
Do you really think I'd argue the game wasn't just for lowlifes if I was on there cybering? :v:
Has no one pointed out that he'd be losing his virginity to a fleshlight? Seriously have you ever thought about how much that would suck in 10 years time when you can actually get laid? To be honest, you're not exactly missing anything. Sure sex is awesome, but it's not worth defecating into a rubber tube for.
Just don't wank for days on end. Also you'll want your first time to be something GOOD to remember so just take your time.
Maybe sign up to a dating site. The ways people find partners have changed, so if you look at it like this:
You suck at getting a girlfriend, so chances are a girl who sucks at getting a boyfriend would think the same and would also be on a dating site. Last I knew the success rate for dating sites was pretty good, you just need to be patient. Plus even if you find someone who isn't quite partner material, you've still gained a friend.
[QUOTE=UberMensch;21402087]Just don't wank for days on end. Also you'll want your first time to be something GOOD to remember so just take your time.
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My first time was a horrible drunken mess
it was also outdoors
don't ask
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21402099]My first time was a horrible drunken mess
it was also outdoors
don't ask[/QUOTE]
Do tell :q:
Get layed nerde
(or just use your hands to fap, like real men do)
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
I forgot I had this thread open in a tab, and I was showing my mum a website she might find useful in the tab next to it. I don't think she noticed it, but my god I still feel awkward as hell.
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY THREADS LIKE THIS ARE A BAD IDEA?
[QUOTE=UberMensch;21402108]Do tell :q:[/QUOTE]
No, you're a moderator and I can't relate to authority figures
you scare me
[QUOTE=omfgnex;21402160]OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
I forgot I had this thread open in a tab, and I was showing my mum a website she might find useful in the tab next to it. I don't think she noticed it, but my god I still feel awkward as hell.
NOW DO YOU SEE WHY THREADS LIKE THIS ARE A BAD IDEA?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch is about as work-safe as a hardcore porn site.
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;21402180]No, you're a moderator and I can't relate to authority figures
you scare me[/QUOTE]
I'm not a moderator here :v:
A fle-? no.
[QUOTE=UberMensch;21402181]Facepunch is about as work-safe as a hardcore porn site.
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I'm not a moderator here :v:[/QUOTE]
I know but of all the threads I could have been looking at [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/4mrjy1h.gif[/IMG]
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