Video of some random chick explaining how it works.
Oddly enough, she explains quite well. Not that i would know.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_PB7mVCpW4[/media]
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401822]Believe me, I'm done lying. I've got friends and all, but as I said, girls just don't see me as a boyfriend I guess. They see me as a cool, funny guy who's nice to talk to. At least that's why my female friends tell me.[/QUOTE]
Ditto.
Dude, for me, buying one of those signifies giving up completely and solidifying your sadness (not taking the piss, I'll hold my hands up to being a nerd as well).
And I mean, if a girl ever DOES become interested, and comes round unexpectedly, you're going to lose her because of it. Or it'll take serious explaining.
So, it's not worth it.
Good luck.
To answer your question; [i]is it worth it[/i] - anything that makes your dick happy is definitely worth it. I'm sure someone will twist that statement out of proportion.
It's still a poor substitute for the real thing. In regards to sex, if you're feeling insecure just know that its normal. You're opening yourself up to a very vulnerable state when engaging in sexual intercourse, that's part of the excitement of it. If you're having trouble with the ladies, check out some dating websites like "okcupid" or "geek 2 geek", you'll find some ladies there looking for the same thing as you.
I would buy one.
I considered buying one, but above posters are correct. You'll just feel even worse about yourself once you're done.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;21401663]Of course it doesn't suck, its not a mouth.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RSh74OPWL._SL250_.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;21405369]Color: Vagina[/QUOTE]
I'd laugh if they'd have one like this:
Color: Na'vi
:barf:
[QUOTE=mole3700;21411873]Ditto.
And I mean, if a girl ever DOES become interested, and comes round unexpectedly, you're going to lose her because of it. Or it'll take serious explaining.
So, it's not worth it.
Good luck.[/QUOTE]
"Uh, its, a therapeutic paw relaxer for my cat"
I spose it could be useful if you're truly lonely.
ITT: Bunch of pussies who are worried what everyone will think of them.
If it feels good, if you're lonely, if you're curious, if you want to improve your stamina, then buy it.
Don't worry about what's socially accepted, and to tell you the truth, most of the people telling you that you'll become a "loser" by using it are conforming bastards who can't stand people who aren't afraid to try something new or do what their body tells them to.
i don't get it, it's okay when a woman gets a realistic dildo, but it's shameful to get a fleshlight????
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;21418995][IMG]http://static.fleshlight.com/landing/succu-dry/product-inside.jpg[/IMG]
owch.[/QUOTE]
Imagine sticking your dick in that.
:smug:
What a pathetic loser.
Get one and go through airport security with it as a carry-on, so they can xray your bag and ask what it is.
[QUOTE=Karbinev2;21419280]i don't get it, it's okay when a woman gets a realistic dildo, but it's shameful to get a fleshlight????[/QUOTE]
yup, double standard
men are supposed to be going out and getting a chick any time they need to have sex, whereas girls are supposed to wait until a guy goes after them so they can use a dildo in the meantime
Ummm, even if you are able to get laid, masturbation still has it's place. Buy it, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.
Get one anyway.
I would buy one. When you master the feel and get your endurance built up, you will be pro and you will last long on your first time. Shit I feel you on being 19 and not banging any bitches. Hopefully I will get my first time with a random drunk ass bitch at a party. Buy it but don't get too addicted to it.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;21418995][IMG]http://static.fleshlight.com/landing/succu-dry/product-inside.jpg[/IMG]
owch.[/QUOTE]
If you watch the video at the top of this page you'd see that the material is extremely flexible. So much so I doubt you'd be able to feel it at all.
Buy it. Then when you finally get a girl. You'll take her back to your place. she'll see it and think your the coolest guy on the block.
A special fleshlight for furs
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Cheap Fleshlight:
Find a Bottle
Stick in a soft sponge
Ta-Bloody-da
We used to have a farm here in Washington where you could practice on animals but it was shut down recently. Does your neighbor have an animal? Do you live near a zoo perhaps?
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;21405327]I guarantee that if you buy something like the Fleshlight you are going to ruin your life psycologically. You will have no self confidence, you will probably choose it over going out and meeting new people/women, and you'll have no reason to ever try again. You're going to fuck up your life and regret it if you buy this.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha
Thats like telling a girl that getting a dildo will ruin her life. Admit it, there's [i]nothing[/i] different about it, its [i]only[/i] the fact that its not socially accepted for guys to use toys.
I find nothing wrong with a guy owning one, just as I don't find it wrong for a girl to own a dildo. Sure it would be awkward to stumble upon one in his/her room/apartment, but I would be ok with it once the shock wore off.
Really, give me 1 reason why a guy shouldn't buy one, that doesn't have anything to do with "ruining your life" or "losing your friends" or anything social like that. Give me one proven reason why a guy shouldn't own a fleshlight.
My idea was to use it before I get a girlfriend. And when I will get it, I'll probably put it in a trash can or give it to someone else. (I will fake it and say it's brand new) So that no one will know, I had it. (Unless someone finds out)
You guys are saying that if I use fleshlight, I'll fuck up my life. But if I masturbate, I won't fuck up my life. Where's the logic in that? It's the same thing, only fleshlight gives you more pleasure.
Fleshlight ≠ Girlfriend
A Toy ≠ Social life
And I'm not that stupid to change a toy for real life. It's just temporarily before I get a GF.
[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
What the flying fuck?
[QUOTE=Greendead;21421197]My idea was to use it before I get a girlfriend. And when I will get it, I'll probably put it in a trash can or give it to someone else. (I will fake it and say it's brand new) So that no one will know, I had it. (Unless someone finds out)
You guys are saying that if I use fleshlight, I'll fuck up my life. But if I masturbate, I won't fuck up my life. Where's the logic in that? It's the same thing, only fleshlight gives you more pleasure.
Fleshlight ≠ Girlfriend
A Toy ≠ Social life
And I'm not that stupid to change a toy for real life. It's just temporarily before I get a GF.[/QUOTE]
Go for it.
[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs
[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
The fuck? Now [B]that[/B] says "loser" more than any other toy.
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