Fleshlight: Is it worth it? - General

[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] I really hope this is a joke.

[QUOTE=Greendead;21421197]So that no one will know, I had it. (Unless someone finds out)[/QUOTE] Well most of FP knows now... if you buy it.

[QUOTE=GamersOrigin;21421880]Well most of FP knows now... if you buy it.[/QUOTE] And thats why its better not to post about this kind of stuff on FP. With bad luck someone could just google the internet nickname and find this thread.

Don't get a fleshlight, find yourself a girlfriend instead. Go to the Love Advice forum if you really need to

:objection: [QUOTE=binkow;21417063]I'd laugh if they'd have one like this: Color: Draenei :barf:[/QUOTE] Fix'd :eng101:

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;21421914]And thats why its better not to post about this kind of stuff on FP. With bad luck someone could just google the internet nickname and find this thread.[/QUOTE] Exaclty and if his friends find out then he is going to suffer in shame..

Do any of you google your friends' aliases? Really? And google 'greendead'. Nothing comes up.

[QUOTE=Porcupine162;21423088]Do any of you google your friends' aliases? Really? And google 'greendead'. Nothing comes up.[/QUOTE] I have some IRL friends on Steam, and sometimes when I'm bored, I google all kinds of stuff, including people's nick's.

[QUOTE=Zeraux;21411663]I think it would be a better choice to find out where the problem is. Ask some of the girls why they wont hang out with you. Then try and change whatever the problem is.[/QUOTE] "-You made a thread on facepunch saying that you want to buy a fleshlight. Get away from me, you freak !"

whats wrong with having a masturbate enhancer...

[QUOTE=Xoniao;21423321]whats wrong with having a masturbate enhancer...[/QUOTE] Exactly, probably others on FP that have it too. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs[/QUOTE] That's not even furry, that's full-on bestiality.

I'm confused; Why is it that it's sad for a man to buy something like this but it's perfectly normal for a woman to have a dildo?

[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] I'm not kidding when I say I think I am going to throw up. [editline]12:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Akimotoz;21427855]I'm confused; Why is it that it's sad for a man to buy something like this but it's perfectly normal for a woman to have a dildo?[/QUOTE] Who ever said it was perfectly fine for a woman to buy a dildo?

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;21405294]Can it cook? can it clean your house? [/QUOTE] Your comment sounds pretty sexist to be honest

[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;21427857]Who ever said it was perfectly fine for a woman to buy a dildo?[/QUOTE] The general opinion of the population did

The hand is the best tool. Seriously. Why pay for something that you can do for free. It's just like bottled water, you should feel like a dumbass because you just spent $1.50 on something you can get for free.

Why do people still think it's hard to get a woman? All you need is to trust yourself and be confident and women will like you, or at least you'll get their atention. You just have to know when a woman shows interest in you. After that all you have to do is make a woman feel special. and voila! After a few weeks its ok to get laid!

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;21428481]Why do people still think it's hard to get a woman? All you need is to trust yourself and be confident and women will like you, or at least you'll get their atention. You just have to know when a woman shows interest in you. After that all you have to do is make a woman feel special. and voila! After a few weeks its ok to get laid![/QUOTE] What people need to understand is that not everyone [b]wants[/b] a girlfriend. Stop being so bigoted and understand that some people don't want girlfriends, for whatever reasons. And having sex toys has nothing to do with wanting to get a girl/boyfriend. Normal masturbation is seen as normal, even in marriages. Sex toys are just extensions of that masturbation, adding to the pleasure. I'm starting to feel like I'm preaching to a brick wall here

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;21428481]Why do people still think it's hard to get a woman? All you need is to trust yourself and be confident and women will like you, or at least you'll get their atention. You just have to know when a woman shows interest in you. After that all you have to do is make a woman feel special. and voila! After a few weeks its ok to get laid![/QUOTE] easier said then done

[QUOTE=Xoniao;21423321]whats wrong with having a masturbate enhancer...[/QUOTE] Nothing, except that the Fleshlight costs 60+ bucks.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;21428481]Why do people still think it's hard to get a woman? All you need is to trust yourself and be confident and women will like you, or at least you'll get their atention. You just have to know when a woman shows interest in you. After that all you have to do is make a woman feel special. and voila! After a few weeks its ok to get laid![/QUOTE] Except now I have a pair of tits on legs constantly wanting me to buy her expensive shit.

[QUOTE=Lord Ivan;21435282]Except now I have a pair of tits on legs constantly wanting me to buy her expensive shit.[/QUOTE] MY GOD. Your avatar. I'm really shocked someone still remembers this game. I need to make a thread about it. brb

[QUOTE=Thirteen;21420563]A special fleshlight for furs [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Doglight.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] That is disgusting.

Op should get a used Fleshlight. :v:

Does anyone here acually [B]have[/B] a fleshlight?

Is it worth it for your cock? No. Is it worth it for the absolutely [i]delicious[/i] finger-massages? Absolutely.

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;21420811]Thats like telling a girl that getting a dildo will ruin her life. Admit it, there's [i]nothing[/i] different about it, its [i]only[/i] the fact that its not socially accepted for guys to use toys. I find nothing wrong with a guy owning one, just as I don't find it wrong for a girl to own a dildo. Sure it would be awkward to stumble upon one in his/her room/apartment, but I would be ok with it once the shock wore off. Really, give me 1 reason why a guy shouldn't buy one, that doesn't have anything to do with "ruining your life" or "losing your friends" or anything social like that. Give me one proven reason why a guy shouldn't own a fleshlight.[/QUOTE] /argument Also, any friend that leaves your friendship over something as little as this isn't a real friend. The only reason they would care is because they are heavily influenced by a possible society abnormal, which just shows a lack of character anyway. As for my own opinion on the fleshlight and this bullshit surrounding it: It's nothing but the the male mind-set of being the better of two halves, to be superior to females and use our skills to obtain a women thus not requiring toys, in the eyes of other males, which is what casts the fleshlight in a shadow of so called "shame". Thinking on it, this really could be as simple as males thinking they are superior to females in the hunting process and shouldn't need a toy, as I said already. The way people talk about it seems to lean toward that conclusion.