[QUOTE=Strider_07;19620805]He's not a crazed gunman, he's an [I]assassin[/I].[/QUOTE]
What's the difference?
Have fun with your accessory to murder charge.
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[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19620846]What's the difference?[/QUOTE]
One bein' a job, and the other bein' mental sickness!
Oh my god this trolling is overwhelming...
I need to get out of this thread and wipe the troll slime off of me.
and it's sticky...
The knife was his penis.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19619955]ITT: A stereotypical minority complains about racist cops.[/QUOTE]
No this is just an ignorant idiot.. Or a Troll..
No one can be that dumb
Great he's dead way to go guys
Dude I don't even KNOW the end to that story
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;19618367]So instead of calling professionals, you set your fat, sweaty ass into a computer chair with bad posture and type out your story to a forum of alone, desperate 14 year olds who would rather get funnies than take this seriously.
Nice.[/QUOTE]
Hipocrite.
"A man has been burnt to death from his house being on fire. He was found in his home at his computer typing up his thread on facepunch about how his house was on fire, when he should have been calling the fire brigade." A news story like that could happen to you.
Call the cops, taking someones life is pretty serious.
Haha funny read OP
[QUOTE=FrontFuze;19619098]You're all brave when you're here sitting at home and grouching at some guy on a forum, but it's different when you're in my situation.
Also, he had a knife, and I was extremely tired.
Had it been my own life, I would have fought by instinct, but circumstances were different.[/QUOTE]
How will the guy know you call the cops?
How will he get past the police who are sent to you house?
What will he do to you when he's in jail.
Unless it's the mob. Then run for your life.
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Buy a dog.
[QUOTE=Hendo;19618315]you stood there for 10 mins? what?[/QUOTE]
For what seems like 10 minutes. In panic time, 30 seconds can really feel like 10 minutes.
[QUOTE=mr-kaki;19622662]For what seems like 10 minutes. In panic time, 30 seconds can really feel like 10 minutes.[/QUOTE]
He was in Bullet time
Go kill his ass.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19620805]He's not a crazed gunman, he's an [I]assassin[/I].[/QUOTE]
Damn you, I saw that post and searched every word of the thread to see if anyone else had said it so I could make the joke.
Wow I need a hobby
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19619015]Buy a gun
Meh, the guy probably won't do shit
Probably just some common street thug, not some crazed gunman[/QUOTE]
He's not a crazed gunman, he's an assassin......
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Should have read the whole thread before quick posting that......
You [i]think[/i] you witnessed a murder. You DID witness a murder, christ sake.
Oh, just sleep with a weapon next to you (hammer)
You'd better hope the murderer isn't a Facepuncher, or he'll be able to search your post history and find out where you live and KILL YOU! :ohdear:
I don't understand how this is funny.
No offence OP, I just don't get it.
ITT: Boy witnesses murder. Goes home to post events on FP
Why was he doing it under a light? Surely he'd go somewhere dark for a blowjob?
Kick him in the face with your troll legs.
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