I don't like chewing gum, becuase I always get hungry and swallow too much air.
Gum gets caught in my braces, pissing me off.
[QUOTE=rainman12;21751313][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2457643793_48312d735c.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
lick the wrapper and put it on your forehead
[QUOTE=DreamCube360;21743299]I remember when I bought some Big League Chew at a local convenience store. It tasted perfectly fine as I happily chewed and swallowed. I didn't believe in the whole "gum stays in your stomach for seven years" myth so I always swallowed my gum. Little did I know that after I finished the packet in 30 minutes that this gum had been sitting on the store shelf for [B]2 fucking years![/B] I didn't think anything of it, called my self stupid, and went back to watching Rambo First Blood.
About 8 minutes later I felt [I]something[/I] moving in my bowls. Normally I wouldn't give a shit and keep on doing what I was doing but this felt unnatural to say the least. Then [I]something[/I] slammed against my anus and I made a bee line for my bath room up stairs. I felt my ass hit that toilet brim at the speed of sound, I don't even remember pulling down my pants or boxers for that matter.
Then [B]IT CAME.[/B] I never felt or heard anything like it facepunch. Ever heard the sound of Niagara Falls? It seemed as if Thor had created thunder to accompany the literal shit storm I was experiencing. When the water had stopped something had also slid out of my ass. It had a very small resemblance to the chewing gum I had. It was sickening to look at. To know that my body didn't even digest this monster, but rather have it move through my bowls and liquefied everything it touched.
The toilet bowl was destroyed. The water level must have risen by half a foot with this horrible shade of brown, green, and red. I wondered if I was going to die from dehydration. I was exhausted, sore (I don't think my asshole ever closed again) and I never wanted to chew gum again. What did I learn? Gum won't stay in your stomach for seven years, but rather for 8 minutes before forcing and dissolving its way through your gut.
tl;dr If you swallow too much old Big League Chew then you will have diarrhea with a force equivalent to that of Niagara Falls. That's what happened to me. This is why I don't chew Big League Chew any more.[/QUOTE]
Haha, thank you sir, you just made my day.
I have a label maker that impacts letters on bubble tape.
I only use it for naughty words
[QUOTE=ramblingoxen;21753003]lick the wrapper and put it on your forehead[/QUOTE]
Back in highschool my class convinced a teacher to do that.
Protip, when in a group of firends, never mention where you got the gum from, or else everyone else wants some.
Like I said, 5 gum is awesome, I'm chewing some right now.
[img]http://www.commeurope.com/images/chewing-gum_brooklyn.jpg[/img]
These are classy.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;21752568]We get candy floss gum here. Its starts of as candy floss and turns into gum :science:[/QUOTE]
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Pretty awesome stuff, I always used to get it.
[QUOTE=DreamCube360;21743299]I remember when I bought some Big League Chew at a local convenience store. It tasted perfectly fine as I happily chewed and swallowed. I didn't believe in the whole "gum stays in your stomach for seven years" myth so I always swallowed my gum. Little did I know that after I finished the packet in 30 minutes that this gum had been sitting on the store shelf for [B]2 fucking years![/B] I didn't think anything of it, called my self stupid, and went back to watching Rambo First Blood.
About 8 minutes later I felt [I]something[/I] moving in my bowls. Normally I wouldn't give a shit and keep on doing what I was doing but this felt unnatural to say the least. Then [I]something[/I] slammed against my anus and I made a bee line for my bath room up stairs. I felt my ass hit that toilet brim at the speed of sound, I don't even remember pulling down my pants or boxers for that matter.
Then [B]IT CAME.[/B] I never felt or heard anything like it facepunch. Ever heard the sound of Niagara Falls? It seemed as if Thor had created thunder to accompany the literal shit storm I was experiencing. When the water had stopped something had also slid out of my ass. It had a very small resemblance to the chewing gum I had. It was sickening to look at. To know that my body didn't even digest this monster, but rather have it move through my bowls and liquefied everything it touched.
The toilet bowl was destroyed. The water level must have risen by half a foot with this horrible shade of brown, green, and red. I wondered if I was going to die from dehydration. I was exhausted, sore (I don't think my asshole ever closed again) and I never wanted to chew gum again. What did I learn? Gum won't stay in your stomach for seven years, but rather for 8 minutes before forcing and dissolving its way through your gut.
tl;dr If you swallow too much old Big League Chew then you will have diarrhea with a force equivalent to that of Niagara Falls. That's what happened to me. This is why I don't chew Big League Chew any more.[/QUOTE]
in every chewing gum there's a flavouring chemical that causes diariah if swallowed. it's written on the box, check it by yourself
anglo bubbly is the shit
the taste of burnt rubber lasts for 2 minutes before turning into a taste like a cat just shat in your mouth. don't even try brushing your teeth beause that cat dump will stay in your mouth for hours.
[img]http://www.sweetcart.co.uk/images/T/Anglo%20Bubbly%20Box%20370x248.jpg[/img]
i literally have 4 boxes of this stuff cos they're £3 at a factory shop
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what the fuck is with these gum boxes
they look like a fucking condom pack
It's so awkward to buy them
Sour gum = ownage
Bubble Yum is where its at, blow huge bubbles and they never stick to your face
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They have a nice taste.[/QUOTE]
Wut, everyone know it's Stimorol,
[img]http://www.vander-wal.nl/shop/images/products/Cadbury/Stimorol/14393_STIMOROL%20SENSES%20WATERMELON.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Nexosz;21757004]
what the fuck is with these gum boxes
[B]they look like a fucking condom pack[/B]
It's so awkward to buy them[/QUOTE]
My dad asked if I was having physical relationships with girls.
I said no.
I told him it was gum, he said "oh."
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Nexosz;21757004]
what the fuck is with these gum boxes
they look like a fucking condom pack
It's so awkward to buy them[/QUOTE]
eww cooties
:frog:
your dads a pussy to say physical relationships
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Big Red is nice.
The taste lasts for ages.
[IMG]http://bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/111307-big-league-chew.jpg[/IMG]
Reminds me of my baseball years.
I hate it when I chew gum, I go through a pack in like ten minutes, I just get bored and stuff.
I find Stimorol Fusion, chocolate plus mint, to be very tasty, and the taste last long.
5 gums are great, I can't stand non-mint flavors though (which I typically like more, strange).
Also I'm just waiting for someone to make a horrible spelling mistake :>
[QUOTE=mwg;21751240]Gonna buy some 5gum tommorow[/QUOTE]
ok
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