Ok fine, I'm an idiot.
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Or you guys are conspiring against me :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=ThisIsDK;29747563]The deliberate poisoning version of the chemtrail story is a load of shit, but there are versions of the theory involving weather manipulation and geoengineering attempts that are completely plausible.[/QUOTE]
No, they're not plausible, because they're contrails. We know what they are and where they come from. They do not require a crazy explanation that defies the laws of physics.
[QUOTE=EtBuh;29746999]Also, Fog is actually gas released by government airplanes at night. The gas is designed to keep the citizens happy.[/QUOTE]
Hm, I must be immune.
Jumped in. Rated box. Left this comment. Jumped out. Xbox Live
I do find a few conspiracy theories quite interesting, but i don't really believe any of them.
For example, stuff like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6znfH43kHsk&feature=channel_video_title[/media] is interesting - i'm not saying i believe it, but it is interesting.
But then this guy has other videos, which are just completely insane - the things such as numbers being important to the Illuminati, the whole thing with dates/times in movies etc is just too far fetched. Like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKDZhu-EZw&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
[QUOTE=ThisIsDK;29758247]Both 'spelled' and 'spelt' are correct in the same way 'color' and 'colour' are correct.[/QUOTE]
To be exact colour is the English way to spell it just like theatre, favourite, etc... American's spell it theater, favorite, etc...
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29766555]To be exact colour is the English way to spell it just like theatre, favourite, etc... American's spell it theater, favorite, etc...[/QUOTE]
What's your point?
osama isn't dead, he is retiring on a private island funded by the government because osama did not cause 9/11.
Obama is ending the alibi on 9/11 as George bush blew up the towers.
its so OBVIOUS man
[QUOTE=ThisIsDK;29766968]What's your point?[/QUOTE]
I was just telling everyone that will read this post.
[QUOTE=meppers;29767155]osama isn't dead, he is retiring on a private island funded by the government because osama did not cause 9/11.
Obama is ending the alibi on 9/11 as George bush blew up the towers.
its so OBVIOUS man[/QUOTE]
No dude, he's racing Elvis around Atlantis while riding Cthulhu and eating soylent green
I believe in a lot of the 9/11 and assassination conspiracies, I don't really believe everything else though.
[QUOTE=Leather Belt;29767281]I believe in a lot of the 9/11 and assassination conspiracies, I don't really believe everything else though.[/QUOTE]
Same here, some have so much evidence to where it looks legit. Some also can be so stupid and full of non sense
The CIA dealing heroin?
Air America, used to transport KMT heroin to America during the Vietnam War, because they were anti-communist.
The Kurds in Iraq, we sent them guns, they sent us drugs. That's why Saddam gassed them.
In 2001, shortly before the invasion, the Taliban made opium production illegal as a form of economic warfare against the United States. Don't worry though, Afghanistan has since risen back to the top and has stayed there for the past at least 4 or 5 years.
During the 1970's the CIA implanted many 'patriotic' police detectives in charge of Narcotics, so as to allow their drugs to flow in with less hassle.
The CIA is Wall Street, and drug money is used to prop up our economy. Plenty of oil companies use company supplies to traffic Cocaine, Heroin, Prostitutes and even Illegal guns, then report the earnings as legitimate profits, greasing the pockets of their exec's.
The vast mineral wealth that was 'discovered' in Afghanistan last year was actually discovered by the Russians in the 80's.
America hit her Peak Production of Oil in 1973, and Saudi Arabia hit theirs in 2003. As much as I hate to say it, Iraq was for the oil.
OBL was a CIA asset well into the 90's. We knew where he lived in Sudan. It's also fucking Sudan, we could've black bagged the motherfucker 15 years ago.
In '05 a CIA learjet that was recorded taking prisoners to Gitmo crash landed with 8 odd tons of coke and 1 of heroin. The estimated amount decreased every subsequent time the figure was mentioned.
Israel is to MDMA what the CIA is to Heroin.
Those are the best I've got. I won't touch 9/11, at least yet.
Relevant CIA programs are MK Ultra (it's always relevant) Pegasus and Watchtower.
My girlfriends mum believes all the Royal Family are lizard people or something but I wouldn't go that far, I am partial to the odd space based theory however.
[QUOTE=macerator;29770605]I won't touch 9/11, at least [b]yet.[/b][/QUOTE]
Please, give me your theory about 9/11.
I love conspiracy theories for creative thinking. I don't believe in 9/11 conspiracies or (my personal favorite) New World Order schemes, but they are fun to create stories or ideas around them. Hell, Assassin's Creed has a whole number of conspiracy theories mixed into its story.
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;29782467]I love conspiracy theories for creative thinking. I don't believe in 9/11 conspiracies or (my personal favorite) New World Order schemes, but they are fun to create stories or ideas around them. Hell, Assassin's Creed has a whole number of conspiracy theories mixed into its story.[/QUOTE]
I know, some are funny to hear, and some people literally dedicate their life to find evidence, such as the Illuminati killing Micheal Jackson, some guy has 10 videos, 10 minutes each with all this proof
if anyone still thinks osama bin laden is alive, you're insane
[QUOTE=EtBuh;29746999]JFK was killed by the American government because he wasn't following orders in which the oligarchs who actually controlled the country gave him.
Also, Fog is actually gas released by government airplanes at night. The gas is designed to keep the citizens happy.[/QUOTE]
10 days prior to JFK's assassination he asked for all documents concerning UFO's.
[sp]true story[/sp]
I hate the theory on how the world will end on December 21st 2012. The Mayans couldn't tell if they were going to get attacked by the Spaniards, how the hell could they predict the end of the world.
[QUOTE=GhostProject;29784936]I hate the theory on how the world will end on December 21st 2012. The Mayans couldn't tell if they were going to get attacked by the Spaniards, how the hell could they predict the end of the world.[/QUOTE]
Here is a good example.
December [b]31st[/b] is [b]OUR[/b] end of the caldender. Then it repeats for another 365 days. Their end of caldender is the [b]21st[/b] hence, NO END OF WORLD, JUST CALENDER
Government implementation of crack in black neighborhoods.
Look at #10:
[url]http://www.alternet.org/module/printversion/140296[/url]
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29701871]JFK assassination:
The gun showed tracks of chicken,[/QUOTE]
Maybe they should find the chicken that was walking on the gun.
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Maybe it [i]was[/i] the chicken.
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29701276]Some people say that aliens helped the Egyptians.[/QUOTE]
yes tourist
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29786153]Here is a good example.
December [b]31st[/b] is [b]OUR[/b] end of the caldender. Then it repeats for another 365 days. Their end of caldender is the [b]21st[/b] hence, NO END OF WORLD, JUST CALENDER[/QUOTE]
Not entirely. Their calendar completely goes back to 0.0.0.0.0.
Our calendar goes up a year, similar to when their calendar goes from for example 0.0.1.0.359. to 0.0.2.0.0.
The whole thing is still bullshit though.
I sort of believe the thing about the Jews controlling America. When the full story is put on the table with the Rothschilds owning so much capital worldwide plus the Fed being able to print money and loan to the government, it seems kind of feasible.
A silly conspiracy theory I used to have:
There's only one person on a forum; the poster (one person [or a very few people] having multiple accounts talking to himself [themselves]).
Let's take Facepunch for instance. Facepunch is a pretty active community and has a healthy sum of members/posters. But imagine all the topics and posts going on are one person with multiple accounts conversing with himself. This theory seems like a huge "forever alone" situation, but it is something I used to consider a possibility especially on some less active forums.
I took the conspiracy a bit further and considered that most of the accounts on a forum were in fact an AI that randomly or systematically generated topics. This version of the theory would encompass large active communities.
As I said in the beginning I used to think about this, but now I consider it as just silly malarkey.
Some of the conspiracy theories I've read or heard were very interesting.
Dave Chapelle the Conspiracy Theorist (starts at 2:18) :P
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-6jPCF7tEU&[/media]
[QUOTE=Ausare;29793831]A silly conspiracy theory I used to have:
There's only one person on a forum; the poster (one person [or a very few people] having multiple accounts talking to himself [themselves]).
Let's take Facepunch for instance. Facepunch is a pretty active community and has a healthy sum of members/posters. But imagine all the topics and posts going on are one person with multiple accounts conversing with himself. This theory seems like a huge "forever alone" situation, but it is something I used to consider a possibility especially on some less active forums.
I took the conspiracy a bit further and considered that most of the accounts on a forum were in fact an AI that randomly or systematically generated topics. This version of the theory would encompass large active communities.
As I said in the beginning I used to think about this, but now I consider it as just silly malarkey.
Some of the conspiracy theories I've read or heard were very interesting.
Dave Chapelle the Conspiracy Theorist (starts at 2:18) :P
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-6jPCF7tEU&[/media][/QUOTE]
Yes, this is you posting.
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You should really stop talking to yourself.
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No wait, [I]I[/I] should stop talking to myself.
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Should I really? Is it a problem?
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Yes it is dumbfuck.
[QUOTE=Ausare;29793831]A silly conspiracy theory I used to have:
There's only one person on a forum; the poster (one person [or a very few people] having multiple accounts talking to himself [themselves]).
Let's take Facepunch for instance. Facepunch is a pretty active community and has a healthy sum of members/posters. But imagine all the topics and posts going on are one person with multiple accounts conversing with himself. This theory seems like a huge "forever alone" situation, but it is something I used to consider a possibility especially on some less active forums.
I took the conspiracy a bit further and considered that most of the accounts on a forum were in fact an AI that randomly or systematically generated topics. This version of the theory would encompass large active communities.
As I said in the beginning I used to think about this, but now I consider it as just silly malarkey.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/0e/Forever_Alone.png[/img]
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