Your next airsoft purchase! - General

I used to be a Corpsman, and I had actual medical supplies in mine incase anyone got hurt.

[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;25562354]I can't help buy laugh when I see kids at CQB City running around with these huge empty day packs on them. I mean they don't keep anything in it so why wear it?[/QUOTE] I saw a guy who filled his with packing peanuts to make it seem like it was full. I suppose if its for the sake of the impression... But I usually carry my ruck full of shit like food, ammo, gas, extra guns, and just dump it at the FOB so I dont have to run back to my car if I need something. No way in hell Im gonna carry a huge ass pack in addition to all the shit I already carry.

[QUOTE=Sweetie;25571701]Due to the fact that they give players five minutes to run from the middle of the woods to the parking lot to reload mags and get back, I find bags like that quite useful. Mine holds: Extra water Extra bbs Tools Tape Snackums Gas Dildos (to use as M203 rockets back when I used an M203. I had no better place to put them. Also for particularly slow parts of the game when I'm alone for long periods of time.) Cleaning rods Kleenex Cough drops Asprin[/QUOTE] dildos what

[QUOTE=wewt!;25572037]dildos what[/QUOTE] Half of it's true and half of it was added for lols. Guess which half is true.

Oh, you only went with a bag full of dildos and threw them at people

[QUOTE=Sweetie;25571701] Dildos (to use as M203 rockets back when I used an M203. I had no better place to put them. Also for particularly slow parts of the game when I'm alone for long periods of time.) [/QUOTE] What. The. Fuck. Anyway... Got mah stuff in the mail... now I have to trade some of it on Saturday for a Condor MICH.

[QUOTE=wewt!;25572261]Oh, you only went with a bag full of dildos and threw them at people[/QUOTE] No, I used them as M203 ammo.

Does that count as sexual assault

Ha. Good one.

[QUOTE=wewt!;25572516]Does that count as sexual assault[/QUOTE] I asked the guys who run the place if they have any problems with it, or if it's even legal. They chrono'd it and said it didn't shoot too fast, and it was certainly legal.

Prima: ''That'll be 200$ for your 100 dildos please'' Secunda: ''thanks'' Prima: ''I have to ask, what are you going to use 100 dildos for? Secunda: ''military simulation'' Prima: ''wat'' Edit: actually that would probably be a bad simulation since it'd break the don't ask don't tell policy

Yeah, I plan on keeping pretty much all that in the bag I'm getting. I'm getting a hydration backpack, as I plan to be a support gunner, so I really don't need a vest full of mags. Also, I'm playing field, so the pack won't get in the way. And I had wanted to use dildos as M203s at one point.

I keep an ACU pillow in my ACU bag. :D I'm going to start taking naps during games. I'll just take off my pack, pull out my pillow, and listen to the beautiful sounds of chaos around me, all while laying in comfort.

Until you get lit up while you sleep.

Use a [url=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:uXiFofw5EtvTOM:http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1614/14321013.jpg&t=1]horse dildo[/url] in an M203. link doesn't show anything sexual (besides the dildo) but it's still not safe for life.

[QUOTE=DarkSamus;25574427]Use a [url=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:uXiFofw5EtvTOM:http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1614/14321013.jpg&t=1]horse dildo[/url] in an M203. link doesn't show anything sexual (besides the dildo) but it's still not safe for life.[/QUOTE] OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK If I got shot with a dildo I would probably think it's pretty funny.

[QUOTE=spacedooky;25573796]Until you get lit up while you sleep.[/QUOTE] I'll be content.

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;25574634]OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK If I got shot with a dildo I would probably think it's pretty funny.[/QUOTE] Not if it was the horse dildo though.

So far on my list are: Condor MOD Rig (ACU) Suspender System (ACU, Possibly) Tornado Impact Grenade (Probably with a Flashbang pouch in ACU) Tornado Holster (No relation, Condor, my old holster is going) More patches.

Half of my brain is like: "Dude save up money for your tank build its gonna be sweet" Then the other half is all like: "But thats like 4 months away you could be totally cool and buy an M60VN or an RPG-7 right now and have instant gratification!" Its hard to chose :saddowns:

i thought you had a m60?

tank

What is this tank going to look like? Is it like those stupid tiny go-cart looking ones that they use for Paintball all the time or?

SERPA soon, fellow Airsofters. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] Ffffffff

oh really when?

NOW Not really, next paycheck.

*The zone has claimed another paycheck*

It claimed every single one of my paychecks when I still had my job. :saddowns:

My next paycheck is when my disability checks start arriving.

I'm getting the G&G m16!! Put a 203 on that!