[QUOTE=kingkingbill;21033374]i think he wants to fight me[/QUOTE]
Fight him back, if you win he might give you respect. If you lose just keep fighting him day after day until you win.
[QUOTE=kingkingbill;21033305]Ok, so i was sitting in class minding my own business when the 'class tough guy' decided to shout Oi prick and lob a book in my face (hardback of mice and men btw) whitch, knowing my luck hit me full front in the eye. I was pissed and for the first time in my life decided to fight back,i pushed him against the wall and told him if he ever does it again i will slaughter him, Now i am in trouble. However i dont think that I souly should take the blame. What do you think?
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tssk pussy, last time, I got a banana in my eye, that part where you peel of the banana. It came into my eye and I couldn't open it for almost 10 minutes.
OP, I suggest that when you go in bed at night, think of battle strategies. Like, if he punches with left hand, and ge misses, what should I do? Well, counter-attack on the ribs is painful. As a backup plan, if he blocks it, would be to punch him with your other hand in the face.
I've been to karate for like 2 years, I have the Orange Belt (Grade 4 from 10 to 1) but I left because when I was going to competitions the refereers were assholes. I miss those times... Also, keep this in your head: The battle is in your mind. Be inteligent and logical to strike him when needed, and defend when also needed. The karate coach [b]always[/b] said this, either when we were training, or when we gone to competitions. I learnt like 10 techniques, 7 Kata's and I was an average Kumite'er.
Oh, and don't keep every muscle in your body contracted! It will just tire you more. If he strikes at your chest, just blow all the air in there, to prevent choking.
BTW, Kata in japanese means "imaginary fight"; the most simple of those was composed of 2 techniques. Kumite means "real fight", when you are against Aka (red) or Blue (I don't remember how to spell blue...)
I'm sorry for the long post! But it's helpful (I suppose...).
[QUOTE=Prism;21033747]Act like a prick to him so he goes aggro on you. Then when you get mad punch him in he face.[/QUOTE]
then hit him with your dps wand and then cast arcane bomb on him and win the duel
Kill the fuck.
that's nothing MY DAD GOT A DRILL BIT STUCK IN HIS EYE
Pussy, go beat his ass.
[QUOTE=Price_;21033656]This is the internet, For all you know.... op could be in kindergarten.[/QUOTE]
my first fight was in kindergarten
it was against a 3nd grader bully
If you are studyind Mice and Men doesn't this make you 13/14
[QUOTE=Pro-bradders;21034013]that's nothing MY DAD GOT A DRILL BIT STUCK IN HIS EYE
Pussy, go beat his ass.[/QUOTE]
Does your dad have a mental disorder
He was that saddened by the conclusion of the book
Just looks like you bust one of the capillaries, if there's no sight impediment it's pretty clear you haven't done any long term damage; the sclera can be almost entirely covered in blood and your vision will still be fine
Reminded me of when we cut open a sheep eye in Biology now, fun times
its a busted blood vessel. just give it a few days and it will clear up
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:ninja:
[QUOTE=kingkingbill;21033305]i pushed him against the wall and told him if he ever does it again i will slaughter him[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that happened.
Now your avatar is relevant
Steal his credit card and order 100 copies of Mice and Men to his house,
ALL in hardback.
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[QUOTE=Pro-bradders;21034013]that's nothing MY DAD GOT A DRILL BIT STUCK IN HIS EYE
Pussy, go beat his ass.[/QUOTE]
:raise:
You have beautiful eyes :blush:
[QUOTE=jota de;21034503]You have beautiful eyes :blush:[/QUOTE]
Rated heart
[QUOTE=jota de;21034503]You have beautiful eyes :blush:[/QUOTE]
In the pic you can only see one of his eyes... you should have said "You have a beautiful eye" :colbert:
Get some Ninjas to Parachute from a Zeppelin onto his house at night and gang rape him with Bananas.
[B]He wont see it coming.[/B]
It's in the whites of your eye and not the iris so it should heal itself, I would still advise going to the Doctors though.
[QUOTE=j-richardson;21034082]If you are studyind Mice and Men doesn't this make you 13/14[/QUOTE]
I studied Of Mice and Men when I was 16, soooo no
[QUOTE=kingkingbill;21033305]i will slaughter him[/QUOTE]
lol
Pussy.
op is hardcore
Wow you are really fat
Next time you see him call him over, turn around, drop your pants and tell him to take a BIG WHIFF.
Forcing him to is optional.
Side effects may include: A good solution or a foot up the ass
...either way, make it look like he pulled your pants down 'cause he wanted to see "Dat ass". And hope to GOD he does'nt enjoy it...if he does then maybe you can blackmail him, hell idk.
(no offence to anyone who would enjoy it)
I fucking hated that book and knew nothing good could come from it.
We should ban books from schools. They are far too dangerous.
he shouted oi brick?
You should see a doctor about that eye, i threw a stick into my friends eye and turns out he could have lost his vision if he did not go to A&E.
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