Next time someone hits you someplace sensitive, and it doesn't hurt as much, but you want to carve his face with your fists, yell loud like you're in extreme pain and go batshit insane on him.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;21033491]We're not talking about catfights here, son[/QUOTE]
lol prepubescent fights
Of Mice and Men was a good book.
lol OP is an aspie and gets books whipped at him...
Fuck him.
Beat the living shit out of him.
hit him with an Edgar allen poe book they're almost always hardcopy,not to mention poe kicks ass either way
*south park reference where cartman grinds up kids parents into food and feeds it to him*
i got sratched in the eye by my cat once woke up the next day half of my eye was red i spent a good portion of the day explaining that i wasent a zombie or somthing
I've had a kid strangle me and afterwards my throat was bleeding for no reason at all before. I've also been walking home and had a kid turn around and smash me in the face a few times (it dislocated my jaw and now when ever I open it, it clicks and sometimes hurts).
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;21049403]I've had a kid strangle me and afterwards my throat was bleeding for no reason at all before. I've also been walking home and had a kid turn around and smash me in the face a few times (it dislocated my jaw and now when ever I open it, it clicks and sometimes hurts).[/QUOTE]
You let it happen multiple times?
You're no man.
Of Mice And Men is thin. Pussy.
[QUOTE=d_cover;21042890]Oh because your a big man. Like you wouldn't be pissed if some one through a book at you. I know I would.[/QUOTE]
Of course I'd be pissed, but still makes OP a pussy, the cut is extremely small. Someone put a pencil in my eye once, now that hurt a lot. At least I kicked his ass.
Take some hedge trimmers to his happysack, bro. 'Tough guy' no more.
Don't press charges.
Beat his ass, show that fucker who's boss.
Then walk over him yelling "Oi prick! I just beat your ass!"
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;21033390]The school sounds like it has a pretty shit discipline system[/QUOTE]
Make use of this. Organize a fight, get all his friends around, then [I]kick the shit out of him[/I].
[QUOTE=0_omd;21041835]You blind son?[/QUOTE]
can't see shit captain
..That doesn't look cut, but yeah, fight the bastard, and remember, there is no such thing like honor, there's winning or losing, if you don't follow that code, he will.
In class once some asian made a paper shurikan and threw it at me, and then I threw it at my friend and it hit him in the eye and he got a wound not unlike the OP's.
I felt really bad, but needless to say he was the butt of all the following eye jokes for the next few months.
[QUOTE=Hesychasmos;21047316]Return fire.
[IMG]http://img.labnol.org/di/wikipedia-book.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I lol'd.
You should've punched him in the throat several times after you slammed him against the wall
[QUOTE=Hesychasmos;21047316]Return fire.
[img]http://img.labnol.org/di/wikipedia-book.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Hard back as well.
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