The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition

[Spencer Sharkey]

[QUOTE=l l;36231033][img]http://www.militaryfoodex.com/catalog/images/oskomodo41IrZQNFh7L.jpg[/img]
godmode

[editline]gay[/editline]

this is some Freud shit; question to gay chat, when you're in the shower what do you prioritize most?

armpits, groin, face or butt area?[/QUOTE]

i seem to give equal attention to all parts of my body... :V

[quacles]

Groin and Face. Not particularly in that order.

[Gar~]

Face and upper back.

[Neat!]

komodo is best gel douche

[l l]

you can only pick one

[Gar~]

FACE

[quacles]

[QUOTE=l l;36231121]you can only pick one[/QUOTE]

My Groinface?

Edit:

Also while I am posting I expect this to be ignored or ridiculed, but are any of ya going to the LA Pride parade Sunday, and if so, ya'll wanna meet up?

[Neat!]

[QUOTE=l l;36231121]you can only pick one[/QUOTE]

clean my face with my groin

[douche beat]

[QUOTE=quacles;36231303]
Also while I am posting I expect this to be ignored or ridiculed, but are any of ya going to the LA Pride parade Sunday, and if so, ya'll wanna meet up?[/QUOTE]

I must be really terrible at either being gay or keeping up with LA events because I had no idea this was happening, but since I'm not out to anyone yet I doubt I can actually get to the event

[quacles]

[QUOTE=douche beat;36231356]I must be really terrible at either being gay or keeping up with LA events because I had no idea this was happening, but since I'm not out to anyone yet I doubt I can actually get to the event[/QUOTE]

It's this sunday starting at 11am, just saying. Also that is a bummer... welp take your time, next year then.

[Humor]

Today I realized that there are people close to me who are against gays and gay marriage and it really sucks

[Gar~]

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;36231392]Today I realized that there are people close to me who are against gays and gay marriage and it really sucks[/QUOTE]

My mum disowned my big brother when he came out of the closet, turns to me and says "I really do hope you're not gay."

:I

[Qaus]

Hair, then face, then armpits/chest, then groin/ass, then legs/feet.
Never wash a body part that's beneath an unwashed dirty part.

[EvilSkydiver]

[QUOTE=Gar~;36231405]My mum disowned my big brother when he came out of the closet, turns to me and says "I really do hope you're not gay."

:I[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry to hear that. My bf came out to his parents and they forced him to say we had "broke up". The sad part is I was really good friends with them, now they say I'm an evil person and messed with there son's head; I'm serving in the army, in combat arms, giving them the right to call me "evil". I'm such an evil person right?

[Sleffs]

dunno about you guys but i cover myself head to toe in shampoo/bodywash and writhe in the bathtub under the shower stream for half an hour

[DigitalySane]

Made some scones today, They're pretty tasty :3

[Arkhana]

My Civil Partnership ended last week. We got into a row over nothing, and then she flips a shit and breaks it off.

As you can tell, I'm sad.

[MasterFen007]

[QUOTE=nimaratu;36233843]My Civil Partnership ended last week. We got into a row over nothing, and then she flips a shit and breaks it off.

As you can tell, I'm sad.[/QUOTE]

That's quite silly of her.

[Arkhana]

Indeed it is. Although, it's her loss.

[MasterFen007]

[QUOTE=nimaratu;36233897]Indeed it is. Although, it's her loss.[/QUOTE]

Indeed, what were you two even arguing about?

[Gar~]

[QUOTE=DigitalySane;36233634]Made some scones today, They're pretty tasty :3[/QUOTE]

I can't eat more than a few scones with Jam and Cream. Either they're too sickening with them, or without them they're too dry and my mouth just gives up.

[Arkhana]

I was having a chat with a friend, and we started Joking around. Like, wrestling. Anyone done that as a kid? Play-Wrestled friends?

Anyway, it probably didn't look right, but considering it was freezing that day, and we were wearing a bit too much clothes, it hardly looked like anything dirty. Dry-humping at most. Although, that's how it would have looked, we were just knocking lumps out of eachother. British bulldog indoors, pretty much. She walked in, argument ensued.

I explained to her eighteen times in a row "We were playing bulldog, Rachael, for gods sake." And she was pretty stubborn and was basically being all, "Nope. Nope. You were cheating on me, you were having sex with Carla, nope. You're speaking shit."

So, she left. Honestly, it was harmless bulldog - Apart from being covered in bruises and scratches, but that's the whole point of the game.

[MasterFen007]

Sucks, ah well, you seem to be taking it well. :>

[Schlinky]

ah, the classic British game of bulldogs. don't know why it's controversial in schools and such but eh, they do what they want :v:

[Arkhana]

I'm taking it well because all my friends are being supportive and i don't have to deal with someone who overreacts.

And, because one of my friends has been charming me and flirting with me recently. So that's put me in a good mood. Also, have I ever said I love you guys? You're always so supportive.

[Broguts]

So I was looking at wikipedia's different languages.

Aenglish and Norfolk are on there.

Edit: Oh shit, this isn't the last page! Uhh. So how's tricks?

[Roll_Program]

I thought British Bulldogs was when you have to try and run through a line of people.

[redback3]

I think a new title is in order for recent events

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36234885]I thought British Bulldogs was when you have to try and run through a line of people.[/QUOTE]

"Most commonly one or two players —though this number may be higher in large spaces— are selected to play the parts of the "bulldogs". The bulldogs stand in the middle of the play area. All remaining players stand at one end of the area (home). The aim of the game is to run from one end of the field of play to the other, without being caught by the bulldogs. When a player is caught, they become a bulldog themselves. The winner is the last player or players 'free'."

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_bulldogs_(game)[/url]

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36234885]I thought British Bulldogs was when you have to try and run through a line of people.[/QUOTE]

That's red rover.

[mikeyt493]

It's much more fun to tackle them to the ground than just tag them tho

also omg this reminds me of this game one of my friends told me of yesterday. Get Down Mr President, when you're in a group of friends (all who know of the game) put your finger to your ear like you have an earpiece and the last person to do it is made the president and everyone has to shout like GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT like he's gonna be shot and you all tackle him to the ground

Also I bought my prom shoes today, prom is tomorrow lol I never got round to getting them til now. had my other clothes for a while though. It should be funnn I'll probs put up a pic or two of me lookin all swanky in my suit