The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition - General

[QUOTE=JDB;36504854]I remember when I lived with my parents even then I had porn as and on my desktop.[/QUOTE] Porn as your desktop? Why?

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36504963]Porn as your desktop? Why?[/QUOTE] Some porn can be more cool looking than hot. hurrdurrpun

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;36503418]This has happened to me but with my dildo and alot of gay furry porn. It had an horrid outcome.[/QUOTE] This is why you should always end up cleaning your parents room. I've found enough shit on them to use against them if they ever find my stuff. It'll be a interesting day when that happens.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;36504558]Sea dragon. Medium, Its big. [url]http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/seadragon_02_resized.jpg[/url] :v: Why is my dildo the conversation. Also, its pink.[/QUOTE] Ow.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;36504558]Sea dragon. Medium, Its big. [url]http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/seadragon_02_resized.jpg[/url] :v: Why is my dildo the conversation. Also, its pink.[/QUOTE] hnnngh those little ribs on the sides

I washed my hair today and BAM, it became nice and styled. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/peterw5/6EEAcs.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Rents;36505500]Ow.[/QUOTE] Not really.

I don't see the appeal of dragon dildos.

The shape, atleast that's what the appeal was for me. Can we end this conversation, lets talk about, life. or something.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;36505881]The shape, atleast that's what the appeal was for me. Can we end this conversation, lets talk about, life. or something.[/QUOTE] Dildos = life

Never caught fapping, porn never found, never seen browsing porn. I'm a ninja.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;36505871]I don't see the appeal of dragon dildos.[/QUOTE] I think it's just because they're mainstream tbh, like... you always hear about dragon dildos all the time, no matter where you are on the internet and because they have a fuckton of different items and "customization". [editline]March 12th 2005[/editline] [QUOTE=redback3;36503526]funion picture NSFW well that made me burst out laughing[/QUOTE] [B]l o l[/B]

toothbrushes are the best dildos

[QUOTE=Funion;36506905]toothbrushes are the best dildos[/QUOTE] Is it bad that I can actually answer this knowing what I'm talking about

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;36506955]Is it bad that I can actually answer this knowing what I'm talking about[/QUOTE] i tried it once worst idea of my life

did you brush your teeth afterwards

[QUOTE=Funion;36507375]i tried it once worst idea of my life[/QUOTE] You're not supposed to use the brush side you dumbnut :v:

I just had this idea of removing the brush part and inserting the metallic part(you know there underneath is this metallic spinning thing) in your urethra and turning the toothbrush on.

wtf man

Wait you talking about those electrical toothbrushes I meant the old basic ones lol

On a slightly unrelated note I made art of our beloved chicken - inspired by too much free time, too little sleep and something about me being a bit mixed up in my head. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ovLvs.jpg[/IMG]

i forgot chickens existed

Was that funion's butt?

yes

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;36507877]i forgot chickens existed[/QUOTE] me too

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;36506705]Never caught fapping, porn never found, never seen browsing porn. I'm a ninja.[/QUOTE] I always thought that but I think my stepmom knows, since she's the only one that cleans my dads place, and I'm pretty sure that she was the one who left tissues and lotion in my room. She's also computer savy, and probably knows how to check internet history directly from the router. But then again I barely ever do anything. [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=mikeyt493;36507877]i forgot chickens existed[/QUOTE] yeah who is that guy

In relation to the topic of dildos mine should be here by Sunday. Lets hope the people at the border don't screw me over and label the package. Good thing it looks like a random hunk of glass.

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;36507877]i forgot chickens existed[/QUOTE] how can you possibly forget the hottest guy on facepunch [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] lets talk about dildoes

[QUOTE=Inufin;36508080]how can you possibly forget the hottest guy on facepunch [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] lets talk about dildoes[/QUOTE] Saw this today I loled [url]http://www.fleshjack.com/freaks/[/url]

mine is pink and is still shipping