My parents are crazy, they think i'm like some dumb pedophile magnet so they constantly ask what i'm doing.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;36904832]My parents are crazy, they think i'm like some dumb pedophile magnet so they constantly ask what i'm doing.[/QUOTE]
My best friend is someone I met online so my parents always act like He's someone different. He's no different than any other friend, though. I think my mum is coming to realise that finally after 6 years.
[QUOTE=Livewire2440;36898772]Rape_Man scares me.[/QUOTE]
My personal pet theory is in real life he's actually a really shy polite respectable young man who volunteers in an old people's home and also cares for sick kittens but in his spare time lets all his pervy aggression out on the internet.
[QUOTE=Livewire2440;36897476]The ability to call and text, twitter, facebook, skype and other apps, a camera that can take pictures and 1080p video. Not to mention having access to the internet practically everywhere.[/QUOTE]
I lost my phone the other day (I was really drunk and this bitch ran off with my coke so I through my phone at her, apparently) and I bought a new one. It cost £12. It doesn't have [i]Bluetooth[/i] let alone internet connectivity.
I think it's kind of nice not having a smartphone, because I'm sure I'd be tempted to check my phone all the time. Now when I get in I've got lots of surprises on Facebook and I don't have screen fatigue from looking at the internet all day long! It's actually a bit sad sometimes, because everyone's always so engrossed in their smartphones and nobody seems to stop and stare (like the poem goes).
Dragon Dildos.
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[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;36904832]My parents are crazy, they think i'm like some dumb pedophile magnet so they constantly ask what i'm doing.[/QUOTE]
You ARE, like, 14-15 though.
Pedophiles normally target the less-than-18 crowd.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;36905399]Dragon Dildos.
[editline]23rd July 2012[/editline]
You ARE, like, 14-15 though.
Pedophiles normally target the less-than-18 crowd.[/QUOTE]
No. Pedophiles go for prepubescents, while HEBEPHILES go for the 12-16 crowd.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;36905449]No. Pedophiles go for prepubescents, while HEBEPHILES go for the 12-16 crowd.[/QUOTE]
hebephile is a funny word
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
it sounds like the noise an asthmatic horse would make
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;36905483]hebephile is a funny word
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
it sounds like the noise an asthmatic horse would make[/QUOTE]
I always assume they're people who are really into [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebe_(genus)]these things[/url]
[img]http://www.perryhillnurseries.co.uk/Catalogue/Shrubs/images/Resized_HebeEvelineDSCF0120sm.jpg[/img]
I love your posts splurgy
the quality of them has steadily decreased though
[QUOTE=Fivas;36905980]I love your posts splurgy[/QUOTE]
I think it'd be difficult to find someone who doesn't.
[QUOTE=l l;36905989]the quality of them has steadily decreased though[/QUOTE]
Still tiers above the majority of posts in this thread
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;36906024]Still tiers above the majority of posts in this thread[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't understand the few people's hatred towards people's posts in this thread. I joined about a week ago so I wouldn't know fully how apparently bad it gets but I've really enjoyed this last week. I think this is a great Thread. I've met a lot of new friends, too. I'm happy so I don't really mind :)
guys, theres a tornado warning here and these clouds are looking fishy...
[t]http://i.imgur.com/YTAND.jpg[/t]
they're all heading towards the middle there, spewing thunder as well and its windy as fuck here. we're also seeing a bit of swirling towards the middle in that photo, but at this point its still just clouds.
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;36906240]guys, theres a tornado warning here and these clouds are looking fishy...
[t]http://i.imgur.com/YTAND.jpg[/t]
they're all heading towards the middle there, spewing thunder as well and its windy as fuck here. we're also seeing a bit of swirling towards the middle in that photo, but at this point its still just clouds.[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's scary
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VH7ul.png[/img]
gay
Are you going to fuck each other while thinking about anime fox-girls?
ok my brother just came back from his friend's place and the power is out in that area.
[editline]23rd July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Fivas;36906284]Wow, that's scary[/QUOTE]
its terrifying
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36906382]Are you going to fuck each other while thinking about anime fox-girls?[/QUOTE]
wolfgirls, and yeah of course
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
i assume you do the same but with dragons
Anime is dumb and gay.
Dragon cocks own though.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;36906508]Anime is dumb and gay.
Dragon cocks own though.[/QUOTE]
both are dumb.
i still don't get how people get so attracted to cat girls, wolf girls and dragons.
Because human faces (and most of the body, that I think about it) look pretty bad and they need a lot of help.
Mind you, most of my attraction to my bf is emotional, but I still think he's hot. I just don't think many humans are hot or good looking.
[QUOTE=l l;36905989]the quality of them has steadily decreased though[/QUOTE]
[img]http://static.blol.me/photos/1276207099868.jpg[/img]
Seriously though, I'm getting no sleep at the moment. I have to make a magazine from scratch for my Uni Society and everyone in it is being really pernickity.
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;36906240]guys, theres a tornado warning here and these clouds are looking fishy...
[t]http://i.imgur.com/YTAND.jpg[/t]
they're all heading towards the middle there, spewing thunder as well and its windy as fuck here. we're also seeing a bit of swirling towards the middle in that photo, but at this point its still just clouds.[/QUOTE]
I can't imagine what it must be like to live in such a dangerous weather area. I mean, there's technically tornados in England but generally speaking it's like playing on Easy Mode here - the most dangerous weather you really encounter is drizzle, and the last time someone got killed by an adder (basically the only threatening wildlife in the UK) was in the 70s. It's really hard to die here. You Americans have to deal with tornadoes and rattlesnakes and San Joaquin Valley fever and guns and stuff.
What is the appeal with dragon dildos then.
Do you think about getting screwed by Smaug or something.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36906568]Because human faces (and most of the body, that I think about it) look pretty bad and they need a lot of help.
Mind you, most of my attraction to my bf is emotional, but I still think he's hot. I just don't think many humans are hot or good looking.[/QUOTE]
See, I think humans look pretty hot. I mean, damn, not finding humans attractive is kinda odd, considering you're human. I find it hard to see how human faces are ugly - I mean, maybe you could say our bodies are awkward or something, 'cause if you think about it, they kinda are, but faces? I mean there's a reason people go into rapt glory over classical sculpture. Also James Franco.
Anyway, Furries always seem to gloss over the whole problem with being attracted to large furry mammals - ok, first off, ew, but secondly large furry mammals do not smell nice. That wolf is going to be sweating like a [i]bitch[/i] and they're not going to bathe frequently because of how long it takes to get all that fur dry again (and in the meantime they'd smell like wet dog). Also they're going to have a serious dingleberry problem. What if they get mange? What if they spray to mark territory? I mean, feasibility wise if the thing furries were attracted to actually existed irl, you would not want to be around them. Plus they always seem to gloss over the whole predator-prey dynamic. Why would a wolf have sex with a rabbit? Surely it'd want to eat the rabbit? How do they wear clothes if they've got tails? Do female furries only come into heat at certain times? The more I think about the furry fandom, the more questions I'm left with.
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;36906626] I can't imagine what it must be like to live in such a dangerous weather area. I mean, there's technically tornados in England but generally speaking it's like playing on Easy Mode here - the most dangerous weather you really encounter is drizzle, and the last time someone got killed by an adder (basically the only threatening wildlife in the UK) was in the 70s. It's really hard to die here. You Americans have to deal with tornadoes and rattlesnakes and San Joaquin Valley fever and guns and stuff.[/QUOTE]
i'm not american.
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[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36906568]Because human faces (and most of the body, that I think about it) look pretty bad and they need a lot of help.
Mind you, most of my attraction to my bf is emotional, but I still think he's hot. I just don't think many humans are hot or good looking.[/QUOTE]
what.
that makes no sense at all, so you're essentially attracted to animals more than people.
ok.
[QUOTE=Livewire2440;36906697]What is the appeal with dragon dildos then.
Do you think about getting screwed by Smaug or something.[/QUOTE]
What's the appeal of Marty? Why is he an animal? Why be different?
The whole point is that it's exotic, different, or otherwise unique.
I mean, there are people out there who would kill another man for the stupidest reasons, so why does the fact that someone likes to be penetrated by a colorful fake phallus elude you?
[editline]23rd July 2012[/editline]
Humans are both the prettiest and ugliest species on the planet.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;36906309][img]http://i.imgur.com/VH7ul.png[/img]
gay[/QUOTE]it's part of my job
[IMG]http://puu.sh/L9FK[/IMG]
You're an ass, ||
Also panties don't contain cock and balls properly, and look weird with any hair at all.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;36906742]What's the appeal of Marty? Why is he an animal? Why be different?
The whole point is that it's exotic, different, or otherwise unique.
I mean, there are people out there who would kill another man for the stupidest reasons, so why does the fact that someone likes to be penetrated by a colorful fake phallus elude you?[/QUOTE]
Nah, see the fact there's someone cruel enough to callously murder someone makes logical sense. It's unpleasant, but it fits in with the understood functioning of the world. Sometimes people mug, sometimes people are sadistic bastards, sometimes people are just insane and violent.
The desire to whack off to, say, Shitting Dick Nipples is just bizarre though. A sex thing is always way weirder than a plain out murder thing. For example, if my Mum saw an article about the [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/01/westfield-stratford-stabbing-victim-named]Stratford Olympic Westfield stabbing[/url] she'd say something like "Oh, that's such a shame. But this is what happens when you build a big fancy shopping centre in a downtrodden area."... or more likely she'd make a racist snipe about black people stabbing each other and before immigrants came to the country this was a law abiding country blah blah blah (that's my Mum). It's sad, but it fits in with the understood model of human behaviour. If my Mum then saw an article about that [url=http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon]piss dungeon they found by a Wetherspoons[/url] her initial response would be "WTF? Why would you even do that? Why would you want to be urinated on whilst wearing nappies? How does that give someone sexual pleasure? That's just so bizarre!". She'd say something to the effect of "That's disgusting. They shouldn't print that." and maybe make a remark about deviants or something but there you go.
Sex makes things weird because it requires you to be sexually into something, and people are generally already messed up on that front. Like, if a man stabbed someone for his wallet everyone's like "oh ok" but if a man stabbed someone and then fucked the stab wound everyone's like "ZOMG WTF THIS IS SO WEIRD". Hell, if a man kills another man in prison he gets respect, but if a man is a nonce he probably is going to get the shit kicked out of him.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36906844]You're an ass, ||
Also panties don't contain cock and balls properly, and look weird with any hair at all.[/QUOTE]
no to both
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