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ForgottenKane said this but I fucked up the quote tags or whatnot so my apologies.
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
I intend on not getting into any more relationships until I'm out of college. Kids don't know what a relationship even is, let alone know how to have one. I couldn't care less about sex.
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You don't know how much I agree with that sentiment. One of the most bothersome things for me about the modern understanding of love and sex is how it's so damn [i] important [/i]. Think about the stress it places on those things, let alone our lives when we put two irrelevant things (not to diminish the potential pleasures of them) on such a high pedestal.
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36909083]Sharpie is hard to get off your skin :(
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
That's why it's a permanent marker silly.
Yeah but 3 days, come on.
It's the most embarrassing thing... on my ass.
"Penis goes here"
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36909083]Sharpie is hard to get off your skin :(
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
It comes right off if you use hand sanitizer or hair spray.
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36909264]Yeah but 3 days, come on.
It's the most embarrassing thing... on my ass.
"Penis goes here"[/QUOTE]
Good luck getting that off.
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36909083]Sharpie is hard to get off your skin :(
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
Lol, what the fuck did you expect when you wrote on yourself with a self-proclaimed "permanent marker".
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36909083]Sharpie is hard to get off your skin :(
Ugh.[/QUOTE]
Rubbing alchohol gets most of it off.
I've never had a problem with permanent marker / sharpies. If I wait a few hours then rub the affected skin it'll peel/rub off. If I try to wash it off it makes it more difficult for some reason.
Also apparently I fondled my boyfriend in my sleep so he fapped on me, THEN when I woke up he tickled the hell out of me I was so confused
lol I didn't know they used sharpie!
I'll just rub it with some hand sanitizer if i can find any, i do remember that worked ages ago
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bound;36909368]
Also apparently I fondled my boyfriend in my sleep so he fapped on me, THEN when I woke up he tickled the hell out of me I was so confused[/QUOTE]
that's so cute... and weird at the same time.
Fucking snip
[QUOTE=Bound;36909368]I've never had a problem with permanent marker / sharpies. If I wait a few hours then rub the affected skin it'll peel/rub off. If I try to wash it off it makes it more difficult for some reason.
Also apparently I fondled my boyfriend in my sleep so he fapped on me, THEN when I woke up he tickled the hell out of me I was so confused[/QUOTE]
your boyfriend jizzed on you in your sleep?
doesn't that constitute some sort of sexual crime?
supermanning is a minimum 5 years in prison
About the sharpy thing, once when i was a youngin, i wanted to hang out with the older kids so i had to let them write on my hand "I love pen15" my parents saw and got pissed.
[QUOTE=Bound;36909368]I've never had a problem with permanent marker / sharpies. If I wait a few hours then rub the affected skin it'll peel/rub off. If I try to wash it off it makes it more difficult for some reason.
Also apparently I fondled my boyfriend in my sleep so he fapped on me, THEN when I woke up he tickled the hell out of me I was so confused[/QUOTE]
Adding on to that, do you [i]honestly[/i] believe the "I groped my boyfriend while I was sleeping" story your boyfriend told you? Because if I were the kind of person to jizz on those aslumber and confronted about it, the first thing I'd do is make it seem like they were asking for it.
I move a lot in my sleep so I wouldn't be surprised if I was :v:
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;36908951]i like this hair style for some reason
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xzL2F.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]24th July 2012[/editline]
i think i'm going to keep it[/QUOTE]
is that u
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36909189]You don't know how much I agree with that sentiment. One of the most bothersome things for me about the modern understanding of love and sex is how it's so damn [i] important [/i]. Think about the stress it places on those things, let alone our lives when we put two irrelevant things (not to diminish the potential pleasures of them) on such a high pedestal.[/QUOTE]
Love =/= Sex
If you need sex to have love, then you need to re-think things. See, this is the problem with high-schoolers and the like: they think of them as the same thing. They think by having sex it makes a relationship. It does not. They aren't even in the same category.
[QUOTE=Bound;36909543]I move a lot in my sleep so I wouldn't be surprised if I was :v:[/QUOTE]
So your unconscious movements is somehow an invitation to be jizzed upon? I don't know about yyou but if that happened to me, I would consider that a break up worthy breach of trust.
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36909729]So your unconscious movements is somehow an invitation to be jizzed upon? I don't know about yyou but if that happened to me, I would consider that a break up worthy breach of trust.[/QUOTE]
You need to take a chill pill
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;36909704]Love =/= Sex
If you need sex to have love, then you need to re-think things. See, this is the problem with high-schoolers and the like: they think of them as the same thing. They think by having sex it makes a relationship. It does not. They aren't even in the same category.[/QUOTE]
Maybe not for you. But I have the sex drive of a stallion on Viagra, I wish I could be able to love someone without sex, but I cant. I honestly wish I could in fact there's one guy who I really like emotionally, I love his personality. But I'm not attracted to him physically. So at this time I don't see a relationship between us being a possibility, how shallow of me eh? Oh well, if that how my body want to play it, who cares? Eventually it'll die off a bit, and I might be able to have a more mature relationship, but not now.
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36909729]So your unconscious movements is somehow an invitation to be jizzed upon? I don't know about yyou but if that happened to me, I would consider that a break up worthy breach of trust.[/QUOTE]
he sticks it in my butt so i have to get even somehow
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36909729]So your unconscious movements is somehow an invitation to be jizzed upon? I don't know about yyou but if that happened to me, I would consider that a break up worthy breach of trust.[/QUOTE]
wow dude, it was probably funny and cute from their perspective, they're in ~love~
you're one of /those/ people who just yell at you for stupid little shit that doesn't make a difference. I've dealt with people like that before, it's annoying to everyone.
Don't be like that </3 Accept the jokes :3
as an example, I had a boyfriend once who didn't want me to move my own damn bed down a floor into the room that is now my room because, well honestly idk but that's the point. little joking stuff is nothing to get all grumpy about, it's things to look back on and laugh at~
ok that's enough of me.
Sorry, I didn't mean to seem like a hardass. It's just that I got a very different picture in my head than from what actually is.
Well... I fell down a flight of stairs today because i was drunk (i may have a problem) and I broke my neck again in the same place I did two and a half months ago. After 4 hours with a neurosurgeon and several tests, I found I have no feeling in my fingers on my right hand. Wonderful. I am grateful that I'm not dead or paralyzed again, but I am such a fucking idiot.
installing bootcamp on my mac to see how well dayz will run on it :)
it ran arma 2 okay for an air, seriously it was actually playable.
[QUOTE=EtBuh;36910276]Well... I fell down a flight of stairs today because i was drunk (i may have a problem) and I broke my neck again in the same place I did two and a half months ago. After 4 hours with a neurosurgeon and several tests, I found I have no feeling in my fingers on my right hand. Wonderful. I am grateful that I'm not dead or paralyzed again, but I am such a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
holy fuck
I just straightened my hair, it feels so smooth and sexy.
[QUOTE=EtBuh;36910276]Well... I fell down a flight of stairs today because i was drunk (i may have a problem) and I broke my neck again in the same place I did two and a half months ago. After 4 hours with a neurosurgeon and several tests, I found I have no feeling in my fingers on my right hand. Wonderful. I am grateful that I'm not dead or paralyzed again, but I am such a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
Damn, what are the chances.
[QUOTE=Cotroxy;36910277]installing bootcamp on my mac to see how well dayz will run on it :)
it ran arma 2 okay for an air, seriously it was actually playable.[/QUOTE]
What kinda mac is it? :D
I am consdering getting a 15 inch macbook pro...
Hey a Macbook isn't dumb, they have the greatest build quality for a laptop I can think of.
[QUOTE=Spencer Sharkey;36910402]What kinda mac is it? :D
I am consdering getting a 15 inch macbook pro...[/QUOTE]
I got something 15 inches long you can use sharkey
I'd be glad to
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