[QUOTE=BloodyDragon;36931427]this is a pretty sexist thread...[/QUOTE]
excuse me sir what are you even doing
Hey women are awesome friends.
And good at making babies and stuff.
[QUOTE=BloodyDragon;36931427]this is a pretty sexist thread...[/QUOTE]
hey dont say that i met a woman once
[QUOTE=BloodyDragon;36931427]this is a pretty sexist thread...[/QUOTE]
always knew u were a homo
[QUOTE=DaedraWorship;36931223]Fuck i wanted someone to reply with something stereotypical.[/QUOTE]
If you're trying to buy your gay friend a present and you think you can achieve this by going to the gay shop and buying a gay gift you're sorely mistaken
It's a bit like going "What do black people like? What should I buy my black friend for a present?" and then expecting the gift of a basketball or some weave to be acceptable
Just treat your gay friend like a regular friend and go from there.
[QUOTE=DaedraWorship;36930745]What do gay people like to get on their birthday? That a straight person wouldn't want?[/QUOTE]
Anal[sp]rape[/sp]
Is he Black? Chances are he likes chicken, watermelon and white women.
Is he straight? He propably likes NASCAR, democracy and freedom.
[QUOTE=DaedraWorship;36930745]What do gay people [B]like to get[/B] on their birthday? That a straight person wouldn't want?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rape_Man;36932913]Anal[sp]rape[/sp][/QUOTE]
it's not rape if it's desired
[QUOTE=DaedraWorship;36930745]What do gay people like to get on their birthday? That a straight person wouldn't want?[/QUOTE]
Hopefully I'll be getting a surf kayak and a new paddle in general, might even get a cranked paddle because they are awesome.
[QUOTE=Rape_Man;36932913]
Is he Black? Chances are he likes chicken, watermelon and white women.
Is he straight? He propably likes NASCAR, democracy and freedom.[/QUOTE]
oh boy, that's extremely racist
Protip: When a person who calls himself 'Rape_Man' and thinks he is a rapist supervillain says something that strikes you as strange or downright wrong you might consider taking it with a grain of salt.
[QUOTE=Rape_Man;36933296]Protip: When a person who calls himself 'Rape_Man' and thinks he is a rapist supervillain says something that strikes you as strange or downright wrong you might consider taking it with a grain of salt.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;T9uuPza41Uw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uuPza41Uw[/video]
[QUOTE=BloodyDragon;36931427]this is a pretty sexist thread...[/QUOTE]
too many of those things in here
Yes but the problem is everyone else thinks you're a rapist supervillain
It's not a choice, it's destiny
So can you see my future... my destiny?
at least he's better than a Ugandan shaman
happy 18th birthday to me
I just finished an argumwnt with my dad on facebook, he was being pretty much a jerk throughout so I posted it publically as a status for everyone to see.
It was not pretty :/
[QUOTE=Sr.;36934754]happy 18th birthday to me[/QUOTE]
you fuck up now you go to jail!
I thought it was made pretty clear that a certain someone doesn't like for people to say that they're gay in a gay thread.
Edit: Damn that was snipped fast
Just had a spider crawl inside my ear while I was laying in bed, needless to say I am fucking [I]horrified[/I], and probably won't be sleeping tonight ;-;
[QUOTE=Jubey93;36935479]Just had a spider crawl inside my ear while I was laying in bed, needless to say I am fucking [I]horrified[/I], and probably won't be sleeping tonight ;-;[/QUOTE]
he was just trying to get back to his nest
I have anachnophobia now, and I think for tonight I'm gonna be scared of the dark too because I just spent 20 minutes looking for the fucker so my mum could catch it and kill it. ;-;
[QUOTE=Jubey93;36935552]I have anachnophobia now, and I think for tonight I'm gonna be scared of the dark too because I just spent 20 minutes looking for the fucker so my mum could catch it and kill it. ;-;[/QUOTE]
You know, when I was 7 or so I was riding my bike with a friend and we were talking. We went down this hill really fast and a huge fucking moth flew into my mouth.
Fucking god it just started flapping every fucking where, and here I was trying to spit it out like a fool. It was hairy and disguising and powdery and oh god.
I know exactly how you feel. I am extremely uncomfortable around moths now, and whenever one flies into my room just to sit there we duel to the death, one one of us can live.
So I've been watching the United States of Tara, a great Showtime series you can watch on netflix, and I have to say I'm absolutely crushing on the gay son, Marshall. I definitely recommend everyone watch it because it's simply fantastic. Also, I got a new hair style today :D
[QUOTE=Chaplin;36935731]You know, when I was 7 or so I was riding my bike with a friend and we were talking. We went down this hill really fast and a huge fucking moth flew into my mouth.
Fucking god it just started flapping every fucking where, and here I was trying to spit it out like a fool. It was hairy and disguising and powdery and oh god.
I know exactly how you feel. I am extremely uncomfortable around moths now, and whenever one flies into my room just to sit there we duel to the death, one one of us can live.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZfuQsU2kU[/media]
[QUOTE=Chaplin;36935731]I know exactly how you feel. I am extremely uncomfortable around moths now, and whenever one flies into my room just to sit there we duel to the death, one one of us can live.[/QUOTE]
YOU MURDERER!
I don't like killing things, not even ants or flies.
I'm in several different choirs at my school. The room is full of flies, and I've swallowed about six over the years.
Biking is my main mode of transportation these days, so I've had my fair share of bugs flying into my mouth.
[QUOTE=Jubey93;36935479]Just had a spider crawl inside my ear while I was laying in bed, needless to say I am fucking [I]horrified[/I], and probably won't be sleeping tonight ;-;[/QUOTE]
[quote]You know, when I was 7 or so I was riding my bike with a friend and we were talking. We went down this hill really fast and a huge fucking moth flew into my mouth.
Fucking god it just started flapping every fucking where, and here I was trying to spit it out like a fool. It was hairy and disguising and powdery and oh god.
I know exactly how you feel. I am extremely uncomfortable around moths now, and whenever one flies into my room just to sit there we duel to the death, one one of us can live.[/quote]
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