• The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition
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[QUOTE=Saza;36967879]In the winter I usually sleep with boxer briefs and maybe a light t-shirt on. And dammit I must be the only one who doesn't get morning wood like mad.[/QUOTE] Not getting morning wood is enviable, man.
[QUOTE=Saza;36967879]And dammit I must be the only one who doesn't get morning wood like mad.[/QUOTE] i don't :downs:
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;36967957]Not getting morning wood is enviable, man.[/QUOTE] well I mean I get it just not like all the time as you guys seem to. Like, once or twice a week. [QUOTE=Cotroxy;36968372]i don't :downs:[/QUOTE] shut up :v:
Wrote this little bit of a rant on a persons facebook post when they were like "I would like to know who is going to eat at Chick-fil-A Wednesday to support the fact that they stand behind traditional marriage. If you are, Like My Status :))" [quote]Traditional marriage is a funny concept. The bible defines marriage in a lot of ways and they're quite hilarious considering how people rally behind a false idea. The greek, non english translated version has stated that homosexuality is a sin because of the need to procreate and seed is a precious commodity. There were only several millions of people spread across the world two thousand years ago and that's understandable. The greeks and romans also had a problem in the fact that they adored fucking in any form and often homosexual intercourse was their favorite. It's why in spartan culture they shaved the womens head and such on their wedding night. In the bible, Solomon has 700 wives and 300 concubines and he was the leader of the holy land. One of my favorite quotes from it is actually about marriage. Deuteronomy 22:28. "28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." There's also Genesis 38:6-10. It states that if a man dies and his wife has not bore any children, his brother should tend to the widow and they shall be married, She must submit to him sexually,etc,etc. I study the bible and it's really quite an amazing book. I see it as a black comedy, but that's just my view on it, I see the world optimistically but with a hint of cynicism and sarcasm. I found a diagram with more examples. [url]http://puu.sh/MjaK[/url] But in all seriousness. Traditional marriages up to the past few hundred years was an idea that women were property and were a commodity to be freely traded with. It was also an economic tool to make alliances more than an idea with no feasible backage. The American Family Association, one of the anti-gay centers they donate to, are just fucking bullies who ironically, are a part in dividing up families through encouraging hatred and spreading a terrible doctrine of belief. I mean shit, people kick their sons and daughters out of their fucking house because they believe the shit that these assholes say and it's despicable. They're also labeled as a hate group if that helps anything. I'll probably be dismissed as a liberal goon, but whatever. I have this false sense of honour and believe that there's something wrong with people claiming one thing without proving any evidence or knowing what they're talking about.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Saza;36968429]well I mean I get it just not like all the time as you guys seem to. Like, once or twice a week[/QUOTE] Daily here.. is that good or bad o; [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] I mean, Iiiii sure don't mind it
[QUOTE=Nikota;36968499]Wrote this little bit of a rant on a persons facebook post when they were like "I would like to know who is going to eat at Chick-fil-A Wednesday to support the fact that they stand behind traditional marriage. If you are, Like My Status :))"[/QUOTE] 10/10
[QUOTE=eurocracy;36966722]Or you might have crazy people like my stepdad walking in and not asking you to get up but pulling you clean out of bed instead of waiting. It probably is more comfy though[/QUOTE] He literally pulls you out of bed? What the fuck. Tell him to respect your privacy.
You should instead sleep naked so if he does that he has to see your dick every time [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] that'll teach him
I can write a 440 word essay on something like that in about 20 minutes, but I put writing an essay for an AP class off till the last minute. :v: [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zydos;36968845]You should instead sleep naked so if he does that he has to see your dick every time [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] that'll teach him[/QUOTE] Or cause a weird porno moment. It's not incest since they're not related by blood.
[QUOTE=zydos;36968845]You should instead sleep naked so if he does that he has to see your dick every time [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] that'll teach him[/QUOTE] better yet, get some markers and draw a really weird face near your crotch area and sleep naked. I'd imagine after seeing that he'd probably leave you alone
[QUOTE=Naught;36967317]because im a terrible person :v:[/QUOTE] What makes you a terrible person, though?
This seems a bit of a stupid question, but how do you know if someone you meet is gay? I don't really know how you guys know someone else is "available" (i.e. not straight) other than word of mouth, Facebook, etc. I'm bolted pretty well into the closet and I'm not really in the loop with social norms about this kind of thing, as sad as it sounds.
[QUOTE=zydos;36968845]You should instead sleep naked so if he does that he has to see your dick every time [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] that'll teach him[/QUOTE] I do this, confirmed awkwardness
My friend told me I was a terrible artist and could never draw Danny Phantom in less than 10 mins like he could Boy did I prove him wrong. [img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/209/a/3/zapados_by_chaplinsolus-d58zmyb.png[/img]\\ LOOK AT DANNY MOTHERFUCKING FANTOM I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS MASTERPIECE GG PICCASSO
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;36970042]This seems a bit of a stupid question, but how do you know if someone you meet is gay? I don't really know how you guys know someone else is "available" (i.e. not straight) other than word of mouth, Facebook, etc. I'm bolted pretty well into the closet and I'm not really in the loop with social norms about this kind of thing, as sad as it sounds.[/QUOTE] you ask them
[QUOTE=Gar~;36959545][url=http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/133547-why-google-makes-the-perfect-isp]1Gbps Google Fiber is going to cost just $70 per month. That is 60-70 times faster than my similarly priced Comcast connection.[/url] 1Gbps. Holy fuck.[/QUOTE] I can't fucking wait for someone to just shit on the ISP monopolies that currently exist in the US. It's totally retarded - our speeds here are shit releative to the prices we pay and the type of country we live in. The only reason is because our ISP's have a goddamn monopoly, and to go any faster they'd have to spend money re-doing the infrastructure or laying down more lines. They don't want to do that, so instead what they do is just charge more and more and knickle and dime fees everywhere to make up for the higher internet demand. And HEAVY advertising/etc to keep their public image in check. Our networks are massively outdated and nobody wants to bother upgrading the lines. Especially since if they do, all the current ISPs here are so dead set in their current pricing models that they will want to charge money releative to the speed increase you get compared to their more outdated lines, because they just [I]cant[/I] ever actually drop prices or make things affordable, because why do that when they can make more money off you? Since they know nobody would actually pay $120-$150 a month for "real" internet speeds (what they would want to charge for the "speed increase" a modern infrastructure brings, even though it doesn't actually cost that much more sans laying the lines down), they'll just rather keep everything the same and slowly increase the cost of base pricing and sale pricing. It's going to be nice when a new ISP shows up and just shits all over this terribly corrupt and monopolizing ISP infrastructure we have in the US, by simply laying down high speed modern tech lines, and then charging a standard price for them. [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Joekirk;36965770]I go to sleep fully clothed. '_'[/QUOTE] My boyfriend does the same I think it's kinda cute how I always sleep naked and he always sleeps clothed :) I can't stand sleeping with clothes on, most I'll do is boxers n stuffs. The feeling of the sheets and stuff on me is important :o Granted sleeping clothed has the advantage of waking up in the morning and being able to literally hop right out of bed without having to deal with getting dressed. Seems nice ;o
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;36970512]I went and saw my girlfriend Danielle today. I swear we could of made out fully if people would stop invading my privacy in the playground. She's 17 before you dare make a pedo comment.[/QUOTE] but that's not gay :S
IM ON NON PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS AND WATCHED THE DARK KNIGHT RISES THIS IS THE RESULT: [url]http://tindeck.com/listen/cwsq[/url]
Oh god my sister just came in and handed me this not long after I woke up [img]http://puu.sh/Mnd8[/img] :swoon:
u are all gay lulz
[QUOTE=Nikota;36968499]Wrote this little bit of a rant on a persons facebook post when they were like "I would like to know who is going to eat at Chick-fil-A Wednesday to support the fact that they stand behind traditional marriage. If you are, Like My Status :))"[/QUOTE] You should post the responses too this is pretty awesome [QUOTE=Gar~;36971442]Oh god my sister just came in and handed me this not long after I woke up [img]http://puu.sh/Mnd8[/img] :swoon:[/QUOTE] Idk is it weird that I hate mushrooms? Like even when they're diluted with a bunch of other ingredients I can't stand the texture & taste of the damn things. I must be genetically inferior to everyone else :(
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;36970512]I went and saw my girlfriend Danielle today. I swear we could of made out fully if people would stop invading my privacy in the playground. She's 17 before you dare make a pedo comment.[/QUOTE] lucky you... the one i pretty much had just moved away not too long ago :'c [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=CheeseMan;36971546]Idk is it weird that I hate mushrooms? Like even when they're diluted with a bunch of other ingredients I can't stand the texture & taste of the damn things. I must be genetically inferior to everyone else :([/QUOTE] i despise mushrooms.
mushrooms are tasty eggs the thing that sucks [editline]28th July 2012[/editline] scrambled egg is ok fried egg is slightly edible but boiled egg i actually cannot eat without feeling sick dear god it is terrible
I don't like mushrooms, tomatoes, or eggs. Toast is definitely pretty fucking awesome
I don't like mushrooms or tomatoes but that looks fantastic.
tomatoes own wtf
[QUOTE=TehWhale;36971610]I don't like mushrooms, tomatoes, or eggs. Toast is definitely pretty fucking awesome[/QUOTE] I always hated tomatoes, raw especially in burgers and things but when they are cooked they just taste fucking incredible Toast is always going to be good, even without stuff on it real good bread makes great topless toast Eggs are great no matter what style but I fucking DESPISE egg burps oh god why Oh and Mushrooms i like on pizza, they tasted kind of bad but I didn't want to tell my sister :c [sp]I also partially think thats why she offered me some :o[/sp]
I just don't like the taste. I can't wait for morning. I'm going to make one hell of a breakfast for myself.
[QUOTE=KorJax;36970692]I can't fucking wait for someone to just shit on the ISP monopolies that currently exist in the US. It's totally retarded - our speeds here are shit releative to the prices we pay and the type of country we live in. The only reason is because our ISP's have a goddamn monopoly, and to go any faster they'd have to spend money re-doing the infrastructure or laying down more lines. They don't want to do that, so instead what they do is just charge more and more and knickle and dime fees everywhere to make up for the higher internet demand. And HEAVY advertising/etc to keep their public image in check. Our networks are massively outdated and nobody wants to bother upgrading the lines. Especially since if they do, all the current ISPs here are so dead set in their current pricing models that they will want to charge money releative to the speed increase you get compared to their more outdated lines, because they just [I]cant[/I] ever actually drop prices or make things affordable, because why do that when they can make more money off you? Since they know nobody would actually pay $120-$150 a month for "real" internet speeds (what they would want to charge for the "speed increase" a modern infrastructure brings, even though it doesn't actually cost that much more sans laying the lines down), they'll just rather keep everything the same and slowly increase the cost of base pricing and sale pricing.[/QUOTE] I only just got DSL like 5 years ago and there's pretty much no hope of me getting anything faster than that in the space of ever. Hell, there's not even [i]cable[/i] where I live. I really hope Google brings good internet to where I live. :( [QUOTE=BagMinge104;36970624]you ask them[/QUOTE] That sounds like a guaranteed way to get punched :v:
After two weeks of issues sleeping I just found out the problem. My bed has a giant hole in it.
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