I don't think I've posted here in quite a while. Just watched a shitton of Doctor Who and now I'm unable to stop reading or thinking in David Tennant's voice.
[QUOTE=Shotacon;36978809]Tight jeans are uncomfortable, I even have a tiny penis and it still hurts.[/QUOTE]
There's a difference between Skinny jeans that were made for guys and girl's jeans.
Girl jeans tend to restrict your vagina.
Doctor Who is overrated and generally pretty terrible
My sister made me a cheesecake because it was my birthday two weeks ago but she was in Cuba.
Man I love my sister. Almost as much as I love cheesecake.
i had a party for my roommate's and my birthday tonight (his is tomorrow, mine's monday)
it's been going on for 10 hours now and i want these people to go home already
i'm tired of hearing them
My 21st birthday is coming up soon.
I have a feeling I'm going to drink absolutely no alcohol.
[QUOTE=Raijin;36985323]My 21st birthday is coming up soon.
I have a feeling I'm going to drink absolutely no alcohol.[/QUOTE]
Invite me
[QUOTE=Raijin;36985323]My 21st birthday is coming up soon.
I have a feeling I'm going to drink absolutely no alcohol.[/QUOTE]
i'll drink it for you
Okay you're all invited to my birthday party. Bring your own funds though, I'm poor and just wanted to arrange a date and place.
Not coming anymore
I just found out the hard way that I snort sometimes when I laugh. :-(
My mom says I laugh like scooby doo. :(
[QUOTE=Shotacon;36985870]My mom says I laugh like scooby doo. :([/QUOTE]
Can't decide if awesome or terrible.
My 19th birthday is in 8 days.
i'm going to Canada so I can legally enjoy myself. It's only a 3-4 hour drive :D
piping hot ramen, tastes good man
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[QUOTE=Shotacon;36985870]My mom says I laugh like scooby doo. :([/QUOTE]
atleast its not this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE[/media]
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
actually no muttleys laugh is godlike
Suddenly, LAN.
I don't even how, but two members of my band suddenly showed up and here we are.
[QUOTE=MonkeysLP;36985201]My sister made me a cheesecake because it was my birthday two weeks ago but she was in Cuba.
Man I love my sister. Almost as much as I love cheesecake.[/QUOTE]
ohai
[QUOTE=Fussy!;36985903]Suddenly, LAN.
I don't even how, but two members of my band suddenly showed up and here we are.[/QUOTE]
i've seen that porn before
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gar~;36985478]Not coming anymore[/QUOTE]
:(
It smells like sex in my room... we decided it was a good idea to open a window and now it smells like skunk.
Fuck you nature.. and your skunks!
I almost ran over a skunk the other day :c
[QUOTE=Agent766;36986237]I almost ran over a skunk the other day :c[/QUOTE]
Spencer hire this man to solve your skunk problems
[QUOTE=Agent766;36986237]I almost ran over a skunk the other day :c[/QUOTE]
I'll sign a check and you can write whatever you want in the number box to get rid of this damn thing
When you run over them, that just makes it worse :c
And then my car smells like skunk.
