i have this gigantic stack of newscientist magazines that I can't be bothered to read
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;36987631]i have this gigantic stack of newscientist magazines that I can't be bothered to read[/QUOTE]
You say "newscientist", I hear "kindling".
[QUOTE=l l;36985888]piping hot ramen, tastes good man
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atleast its not this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE[/media]
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
actually no muttleys laugh is godlike[/QUOTE]
you wot m8
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;36987717]You say "newscientist", I hear "kindling".[/QUOTE]
my uncle bought me the subscription for christmas and I feel bad if I just don't read them
[QUOTE=redback3;36987805]what you say, nigga?[/QUOTE]
Ah old Muttley is back. We shall celebrate!
[QUOTE=redback3;36987805]what you say, nigga?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=l l;36985888]actually no muttleys laugh is godlike[/QUOTE]
do NOT call me nigga.... I will get the NAACP in here if it doesn't stop
I'm just gonna leave this here.
Fact: Poached eggs > Any other way to cook eggs.
Prove me wrong.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;36987989]I'm just gonna leave this here.
Fact: Poached eggs > Any other way to cook eggs.
Prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]
One way to cook eggs is to mix them into cake batter and then bake a cake
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;36987989]I'm just gonna leave this here.
Fact: Poached eggs > Any other way to cook eggs.
Prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]
that's not how you spell "fried"
Does anyone else find it really distracting when porn actors haven't researched their roles?
Like I'm watching Michael Fitt pretending to be a fireman and he walks in with jeans and braces and goes "Where's the fire sir?" and then he goes into the bedroom and goes "Sir where's the fire at? I can't see it in here. Calling firefighters when there's no fire is a crime and I have other houses to check up on"
I mean come on that's flagrant disregard for health and safety and what sort of fire fighter strolls casually around a house with the residents still indoors, claiming he needs to "check up" on houses? That's not how it works! Admittedly the shots of him then playing with his "fire extinguisher" are enjoyable, but the intro kinda killed it for me
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
Oh yeah, and then in another recent video he goes to a tanning salon and jerks off onto the tanning bed. He wiped it up, but I couldn't stop thinking of like a 50 year old woman going to use it after him and lying in a mystery sticky patch
Just picked up a double dildo.
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;36988041]Does anyone else find it really distracting when porn actors haven't researched their roles?
Like I'm watching Michael Fitt pretending to be a fireman and he walks in with jeans and braces and goes "Where's the fire sir?" and then he goes into the bedroom and goes "Sir where's the fire at? I can't see it in here. Calling firefighters when there's no fire is a crime and I have other houses to check up on"
I mean come on that's flagrant disregard for health and safety and what sort of fire fighter strolls casually around a house with the residents still indoors, claiming he needs to "check up" on houses? That's not how it works! Admittedly the shots of him then playing with his "fire extinguisher" are enjoyable, but the intro kinda killed it for me
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
Oh yeah, and then in another recent video he goes to a tanning salon and jerks off onto the tanning bed. He wiped it up, but I couldn't stop thinking of like a 50 year old woman going to use it after him and lying in a mystery sticky patch[/QUOTE]
Who the fuck watches the story and setup in porn?
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36988062]
Who the fuck watches the story and setup in porn?[/QUOTE]
I enjoy the narrative, okay! I can't help the way I am!
i mute all porn and just skip to the bit where sex happens
[QUOTE=Joekirk;36986816]Thanks friend.
You're a good person man.
^_^
Sun is really bright outside right now, yay.
[b]Edited[/b]
Also while I'm loopy from lack of sleep, I just wanted to say you are some of the nicest people I know; I love you all <3[/QUOTE]
Awwww, you're nice too.
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;36988071]I enjoy the narrative, okay! I can't help the way I am![/QUOTE]
So I'm not the only one who questions the constant plot holes in porn
Did that guy ever fix the plumbing?
My neck hurts, proves that I slept pretty badly last night.
Not that me waking up several times during the night, moaning over my neck did that.
So I just found out this fifty shades of grey book everyones been talking about is actually about bondage
I'm really inclined to read it now
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;36988062]Just picked up a double dildo.
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
Who the fuck watches the story and setup in porn?[/QUOTE]
I always watch the intros, I like hearing the dialogue and it helps get a feel of what's going on (deadly serious, if porn has an intro I will power through that shit even if it's one of those annoyingly long 10 minute ones)
and I like when they just casually talk with the camera man and stuff, it's kind of funny cos you know in 10 minutes he's gonna be getting his butt pumped
I don't really understand the hype about fifty shades of grey... there are so many erotic novels out there, the majority of which I suspect are far better than fifty shades (I can hardly say for sure since I haven't read them all, but I'm confident in my speculation.)
What made fifty shades so popular?
[QUOTE=Chris220;36988527]I don't really understand the hype about fifty shades of grey... there are so many erotic novels out there, the majority of which I suspect are far better than fifty shades (I can hardly say for sure since I haven't read them all, but I'm confident in my speculation.)
What made fifty shades so popular?[/QUOTE]
I so agree, I don't know how it got popular but I've read a bit of it and it's not even well written! The quality of the writing is that of a 15 year old fanfic author, honestly. It's not good. And I think the concept of "erotic novels" (porn on paper) is weird. Like they always get into so much detail it becomes creepy! It's not enjoyable to read lol.
[QUOTE=Chris220;36988527]I don't really understand the hype about fifty shades of grey... there are so many erotic novels out there, the majority of which I suspect are far better than fifty shades (I can hardly say for sure since I haven't read them all, but I'm confident in my speculation.)
What made fifty shades so popular?[/QUOTE]
I dunno about you, but I can no longer jerk off without this playing in the back:
[video=youtube;5K1RcKJVbHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA[/video]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;36988550]I so agree, I don't know how it got popular but I've read a bit of it and it's not even well written! The quality of the writing is that of a 15 year old fanfic author, honestly. It's not good. And I think the concept of "erotic novels" (porn on paper) is weird. Like they always get into so much detail it becomes creepy! It's not enjoyable to read lol.[/QUOTE]
Agreed... I enjoy short stories a lot, but I find in general that the longer they get, the less enjoyable they become. I mean, let's face it. There's only one reason I'm going to be reading a piece of erotic literature, and I'll give you a hint; it isn't for the deep character development.
they told me I wouldn't have a headache
there were horribly horribly wrong
[QUOTE=Saza;36988636]they told me I wouldn't have a headache
there were horribly horribly wrong[/QUOTE]
Wasn't a good night unless it hurts the day after. Not that I'd know.
I've never had a hangover, despite getting completely smashed on several occasions... I don't know why but it just doesn't seem to have that much effect on me the next morning. I do know that headaches are caused by dehydration though; and I tend to drink mixes with water-based components (not so much beer/cider/whatever). So maybe that helps?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;36988550]I so agree, I don't know how it got popular but I've read a bit of it and it's not even well written! The quality of the writing is that of a 15 year old fanfic author, honestly. It's not good. And I think the concept of "erotic novels" (porn on paper) is weird. Like they always get into so much detail it becomes creepy! It's not enjoyable to read lol.[/QUOTE]
It actually started out as a Twilight fanfic. I'm not kidding, the book was originally written as a Twilight fanfic. She's done what fanfic authors the world over have dreamed of doing for years, she actually managed to shill out and get her fanfic published. In a [i]trilogy[/i].
[editline]29th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chris220;36988724]I've never had a hangover, despite getting completely smashed on several occasions... I don't know why but it just doesn't seem to have that much effect on me the next morning. I do know that headaches are caused by dehydration though; and I tend to drink mixes with water-based components (not so much beer/cider/whatever). So maybe that helps?[/QUOTE]
That usually does it. Drinking spirits seems to result in less of a hangover; I know drinking several "brown drinks" is a bad idea because of the mess of complicated molecules are more difficult to metabolise
Wooo! Going to this neat waterpark on Long Beach Island :'3
Waterparks are awesome, sometimes. This one is.
I feel like I need to hang around with people more often and actually do stuff.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36989742]I feel like I need to hang around with people more often and actually do stuff.[/QUOTE]
i dont know any people
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