[QUOTE=Shotacon;37008002]Have a haiku:
Ballsacks in my mouth
Cock shaft drizzling on my face
Refrigerator[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DoktorAvidan;37008031]it helps to have a plan.[/QUOTE]
It also helps to be polite
And efficient.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;37007925]You sound like a terrible friend[/QUOTE]
on the contrary, I'm an amazingly loyal friend. I defend my friends just as I would myself. I look out for them and protect them. But if I'm betrayed...I don't take it lightly.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;37007968]I've never been able to take tough guy talk on the internet seriously, just a part of me doubts that what you say you'd ever actually do. I have no trouble admitting that I'd get my ass kicked in a fight, and I don't fight anyway, I hate fighting.[/QUOTE]
believe what you want, but in defence of myself and friends I have already
A) pulled a knife on a friend who was being a douche and told him to get away from me.
B) threatened to kill some creepy dudes who were hassling one of my other friends.
You make plans to kill your friends, what in the flying fuck.
[QUOTE=Saza;37008049]What would you make sure that nobody else can make it if you can't?[/QUOTE]
I meant that, If I'm defending a friend, I will fight to my last breath to keep them safe.
People like you make this world a bad place.
I read what you put above, [i] you pulled a knife on a friend of yours[/i].
Jesus, need I say any more, I am disgusted.
I cannot think of words to express how bad that is.s
[QUOTE=eurocracy;37008102]You make plans to kill your friends, what in the flying fuck.[/QUOTE]
It's not nearly that elaborate. It's more like "if it came down to it, could I do it?"
I don't like, plot out shit all Mouse Trap Rube Goldberg Strangers On A Train style.
"im loyal to my friends unless they're being dicks then i will stab them"
I will not be your friend don't yiff me.
What if one of his friends is [b]HITLER?[/b]
[QUOTE=DoktorAvidan;37008145]It's not nearly that elaborate. It's more like "if it came down to it, could I do it?"
I don't like, plot out shit all Mouse Trap Rube Goldberg Strangers On A Train style.[/QUOTE]
If you could do it you need to see a psychiatrist.
[QUOTE=Crypptic;37008127]People like you make this world a bad place.[/QUOTE]
People like me have been protecting the world from far worse people for centuries.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;37008134]I read what you put above, [i] you pulled a knife on a friend of yours[/i].
Jesus, need I say any more, I am disgusted.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, I needed to make a point that trying to touch people with someone else's dildo just wasn't an ok thing to do.
It was a very tense situation that didn't need all that mess on top of it.
[QUOTE=GhostProject;37008162]What if one of his friends is [b]HITLER?[/b][/QUOTE]
...Then he would be fascinating to talk to and ask why he thinks what he does.
[QUOTE=GhostProject;37008162]What if one of his friends is [b]HITLER?[/b][/QUOTE]
[i]H-hes still my friend![/i]
[quote]
I dunno, I needed to make a point that trying to touch people with someone else's dildo just wasn't an ok thing to do.
It was a very tense situation that didn't need all that mess on top of it.[/QUOTE]
Dear god I want to flame you, that's the situation where people are joking around, what in the name of sanity were you thinking.
You don't keep the world safe, you're DELUSIONAL.
[QUOTE=GhostProject;37008162]What if one of his friends is [b]HITLER?[/b][/QUOTE]
What if he was [i]literally[/i] [b]HITLER[/b]?!
[QUOTE=Shotacon;37008224]What if he was [i]literally[/i] [b]HITLER[/b]?![/QUOTE]
What if [i]I'M[/i] [b]HITLER?![/b]
but you guys are acting pretty irrational with this Doktor dude. like so what if he wants to stab and kill his friends lol #yolo #swag
[QUOTE=eurocracy;37008181]If you could do it you need to see a psychiatrist.[/QUOTE]
I'm already on medication. kthnx.
But it's not like, "oh my friend is being a dick I better kill them"
Shit needs to be very bad for me to get to that level. Like violent drunks I might just punch in the mouth.
For me to straight up start killing someone, I dunno...I guess at that point they'd be a different person and a threat. Like on bath salts.
Yeah, making up a fictional scenario that neither you or anyone you know will ever meet in their lifetime is a good justification for not getting off your socially lazy butt.
I used to think the same way when I was 16-18. Who needs people, right? Fuck them! And thus I ventured out into the world, working as a film cutter, living alone in a 10m² room with no contact to anyone. It went really good for a time and I enjoyed some of it. But then strange things happened. Isolated, all by yourself, your thoughts only revolve around yourself and the little, sheltered world you made. And this tiny, self-inflicted prison can turn to hell real fast.
First I started to wonder what the people I knew before moving would think of me. Surely they must think I'm a badass edgy lone wolf type now. But I grew more anxious to know. Hell, I grew anxious to know what anyone'd think. I took long nocturnal walks, since I worked night shifts and slept during the day and suddenly got the urge to talk to strangers, but I could never bring myself to do it. It made me mad and desperate. The only thing I ever talked to was my reflection in the mirror and it was the only thing that seemed alive in the dull room, it started to feel threatening and I would panick by myself. Then, one night I walked up to the bathroom mirror in the dark and stared at my own reflection, long and hard. All of a sudden It seemed like another person staring back, an intense feeling of paranoia overcame me and my own facial expressions disturbed me. I had a breakdown. It was horrible, I felt myself stepping near the edge of madness, loosing my nerves. I killed that feeling with a bottle of whiskey and thus did so whenever I felt strange. Not cool, man
So yeah, that was how my experience went. I thought being all alone was the best thing ever, but it is just a romanticized fantasy that was put in your head by popular media. I tried it, made the experience and learned from it. Don't be a douche bag, always letting people around you know how 'lonely' you are, purposely rejecting social situations. You're just pretending that way and If you don't believe me, then do it for yourself, the real deal. I can tell you, it will change your mind. You NEED people, but yeah, people are difficult. They are difficult to approach, they are difficult to get along, they have difficult views and ideas and they may be difficult to accept.
But if you say you downright can't get along with anyone, you're lying to yourself, getting comfortable with the fact that you simply don't want to. Being open-minded towards others and accepting their indvidual nature as different from yours is only difficult if you're hell-bent on being the unique, individual one yourself, forcing others to recognize you in this self-assigned role, not accepting the possibility that exchanging yourself with others means exactly that. I put up with your shit and you put up with mine. So yeah, in life, you will have to put up with some shit. So what, you can't hide from it in your self-made little prison world forever, so just get out and get over with it.
I'm not super-social myself, but I have a working social environment. My friends know that I think they're full of shit in some ways and I let them know.
Anyway, my thoughts on the "It's better to be all alone who needs people" talk
whats going on help
This is really freaking me out, I'm sorry but I'm going to report you to the police. This just isn't right, you can't be allowed to be free in your state.
What's going on.
[i]What the fuck is going on[/i]
[QUOTE=Teto;37008332]This is really freaking me out, I'm sorry but I'm going to report you to the police. This just isn't right, you can't be allowed to be free in your state.[/QUOTE]
Dude what.
Oh wait nevermind, I'm in the LGBT thread! I should have expected massive amounts of drama!
If you want to flame me, you're more than welcome to.
I'm on Steam right now.
I need an adult
seriously whats even happening
I dunno. Stuff I guess.
HERE COME THE POLICE
okay no that was a joke
When forum drama boils down to "what is going on" then you know it's over.
Or are we in the eye of the storm?
[QUOTE=Krisan Thyme;37002973]Finding people to talk to isn't easy. I'd suggest just making friends online however you can and talking with them on a regular basis. I live in a horrible place, nowhere to go and nothing to do. And the few friends I had as a youth have long since moved away. The only good friends I have, and probably the truest ones I've ever had at that - are online.
I've known some people online now for well over a decade, and we still talk almost every day.. Face to face communication isn't everything, though it is nice.[/QUOTE]
Face to face communication is incredibly important! The friendships I have with people I don't see that often atrophy if we only keep in contact online. I mean I can generally pick up where I've left off, but Facebook and its ilk are no replacement for the real thing.
Internet communication lacks the non-verbal cues you get when you're around people (even webcam, you can't read body language and facial expressions as accurately on a 2d screen).
If I had to choose between £1,000,000,000 and never being exposed to people frequently or being poor but having loads of friends, I'd instantly go for the latter. Why would you not want face to face communication? These sound like the rationalisations of a lonely person.
[QUOTE=DoktorAvidan;37007595]Socialisation is over-rated.
Just makes you dependent on others, therefore weak.
The best way I think of it is, Yeah I have friends, I see them sometimes, but could I kill them if I had to?
Yes. As close as I am to them, I am not dependent on their continued existence to somehow make me happy or build me up.[/QUOTE]
Wtf? That's not healthy at all. Friendship is one of the most important aspects of life. Without friends, you lead a lonely and bitter existence. Honestly you sound like a sociopath.
You shouldn't base your self esteem on other people, but you make it sound like if one of your friends stopped being your friend it wouldn't affect you. Friends are important because they can pull you up and make you feel better about yourself.
If one of my friends just dropped me randomly, I'd feel sad because I value friendship. Any normal person would feel the same.
[QUOTE=DoktorAvidan;37008031]
I'm fully capable of interacting with humans, I just get burnt out on them eventually.
It's not that I dwell on those particular scenarios, I've thought of every facet of scenario for every person I've met, this includes a situation where I would have to defend myself against them, it helps to have a plan.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/IMG] This poster is not neurotypical. Ignore any advice they give you about socialisation [IMG]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Naught;37008392]I need an adult
seriously whats even happening[/QUOTE]
It's ok, Naught! I'm here for you~
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