[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;37040361]why would anyone post a picture of their boyfriend pushing a dildo up his ass on some random forum seriously[/QUOTE]
He did warn everyone, if you didn't notice the highlighted sentence.
well no shit, that doesn't answer my question tho
Well that's a little random but ok.
If I was your boyfriend I'd be pissed.
Hope you got his permission first roll :v: I probably would be quite annoyed if someone did that.
Hes got a really nice ass anyways.
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I talked to his boyfriend over steam anyways, he doesn't seem to mind, he told me thanks when I said he had a choice ass.
He wanted me to post it to see what people thought of it.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;37041325]He wanted me to post it to see what people thought of it.[/QUOTE]
It was nice, I suppose.
nice ass, just needs to get rid of hair
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;37041495]My thoughts: what's in those fucking drawers?[/QUOTE]
There's no drawers in the picture.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37041551]nice ass, just needs to get rid of hair[/QUOTE]
You will barely notice the hairs in the first place, don't be so picky :v:
how is that even a hairy ass
I'LL SHOW YOU A HAIRY ASS no I wont
this subject is gross I didn't expect this kind of discussion from you respectable people!!
If you won't settle for a bit of hair, good luck finding a realistic relationship.
Posted this a long time ago, but its relevant again now.
[quote=Best of Craigslist]
WARNING!!!
Don't Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know.
I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.
Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!![/quote]
:v:
Small bit of hair is fine, just shave everything completely once in a while, so as not to waste razors.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;37041816]Posted this a long time ago, but its relevant again now.
:v:[/QUOTE]
none of that has ever happened to me
Ass hair is fine to shave.
That chain email is bs.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;37041816]Posted this a long time ago, but its relevant again now.
[/QUOTE]
Looks like this guy also forgot standard hygeine.
[quote]Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and [b]miscellaneous slime[/b][/quote]
Seriously thats gross. Not even getting started on the rest of that.
I shit spiders.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;37041816]Posted this a long time ago, but its relevant again now.
:v:[/QUOTE]
i seem to recall managing just fine without ass hair as a child
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;37038712][URL="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13537916/_DSC0391.jpg"]Bonus random picture of my boyfriend pushing a knotted dildo into his ass[/URL].[/QUOTE]
That, uh.. that's a pretty nice arse.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37041551]nice ass, just needs to get rid of hair[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ have you actually been with a bloke before
If you can't handle that amount of hair (which is a very low amount of hair) you're in for trouble
Like seriously that's just peach fuzz
Do you think people are made of plastic or what
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37041988]i seem to recall managing just fine without ass hair as a child[/QUOTE]
Have you been taking notes?
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;37041722]If you won't settle for a bit of hair, good luck finding a realistic relationship.[/QUOTE]
You think I'd dump someone over hair? lol
I was just saying if he shaved the hair off then he'd have an ass on the level of Chickens!.
[QUOTE=Teto;37041986]I shit spiders.[/QUOTE]
You should probably get that checked out.
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37042010]Jesus Christ have you actually been with a bloke before
If you can't handle that amount of hair (which is a very low amount of hair) you're in for trouble
Like seriously that's just peach fuzz
Do you think people are made of plastic or what[/QUOTE]
I have not even looked at a man's ass like once or twice before today and even I knew it was not a hairy ass.
ForgottenKane show us your ass what are you basing this on??
[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37042010]That, uh.. that's a pretty nice arse.
Jesus Christ have you actually been with a bloke before
If you can't handle that amount of hair (which is a very low amount of hair) you're in for trouble
Like seriously that's just peach fuzz
Do you think people are made of plastic or what[/QUOTE]
Calm down jeez, no need to attack me just because I prefer less hair on men. And yes, I have been with men before and [i]they shaved[/i].
When did the gay thread get so dramatic?
[T][/T][QUOTE=Livewire2440;37040062]He has nice fingernails, does he clip them.[/QUOTE]
"nice nails wanna fuck"
[QUOTE=Teto;37042057]I have not even looked at a man's ass more than once or twice before today and even I knew it was not a hairy ass.
ForgottenKane show us your ass what are you basing this on??[/QUOTE]
I shave everything everyday, essentially.
[editline]1st August 2012[/editline]
ALL THESE AUTMOERGE FUCKS
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37042066]I shave everything everyday, essentially.[/QUOTE]
Is your avatar a picture of you? Because that is the face of a person who regularly shaves.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37042046] ass on the level of Chickens!.[/QUOTE]
thanks for reminding me about seeing more of Chickens! than I've ever wanted to
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