• The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition
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[QUOTE=Obifux;37044821]What does the doucheing do? To make sure of what? This sounds disgusting but what's wrong with just shitting the cum out in the morning? Again, be sure of what? :X If I don't douche will it begin to stink or something? Does shitting not get out all the cum?[/QUOTE]I think they're talking before. Afterwards there's really nothing to do. You have cum and lube in your butt usually and you just shit it out later
[QUOTE=Obifux;37044821]What does the doucheing do? To make sure of what? This sounds disgusting but what's wrong with just shitting the cum out in the morning? Again, be sure of what? :X If I don't douche will it begin to stink or something? Does shitting not get out all the cum?[/QUOTE] it's to be sure your partner doesn't get blocked by fecal matter when he's plowing you :v: also makes you cleaner on the inside
[QUOTE=TehWhale;37044852]I think they're talking before. Afterwards there's really nothing to do. You have cum and lube in your butt usually and you just shit it out later[/QUOTE] Yeah, I just feel disgusting sometimes lol. Like the third time we did it one night he just didn't use lube and after I asked "why didn't you use lube this time?" (I'm inexperienced in all this ;3) and he says it's because he knew I was already filled up with lube and cum from the times before. Charming. :l [QUOTE=Funion;37044897]it's to be sure your partner doesn't get blocked by fecal matter when he's plowing you :v: also makes you cleaner on the inside[/QUOTE] Ok, thanks I get it now. :D [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=mikeyt493;37044838]hi i remember you <3[/QUOTE] Omg mikeyyyyyy :D
You had sex 3 times in one night? Damn
[QUOTE=TehWhale;37044964]You had sex 3 times in one night? Damn[/QUOTE] In someone elses bed, haha.
Don't forget to douche the bed! Safety first you know. :v:
god you've turned into some filthy whore
[QUOTE=Obifux;37044983]In someone elses bed, haha.[/QUOTE] the best
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;37044995]god you've turned into some filthy whore[/QUOTE] No. ._. Met my boyfriend 2 weeks ago so we're just pretty lustful right now. ;3
I don't think you get it, facepunchers usually don't ever have sex, you're a slut compared to them
I can't wait to meet a boyfriend who enjoys sexless nights and sci-fi re-run marathons. You guys should take relationship advice from me.
I thought I had a nice boy on deck but I don't think that's gonna happen :v:
[QUOTE=zydos;37045044]I thought I had a nice boy on deck but I don't think that's gonna happen :v:[/QUOTE] Try eating more to make yourself more biologically attractive with fat showing you're capable of pulling a heavy load/paycheck.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;37045031]I can't wait to meet a boyfriend who enjoys sexless nights and sci-fi re-run marathons. You guys should take relationship advice from me.[/QUOTE] It's usually me who starts coming onto him. I'm a bad influence on our relationship. "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "fine." Haha
[QUOTE=zydos;37045044]I thought I had a nice boy on deck but I don't think that's gonna happen :v:[/QUOTE]crmna? :c
-rude-
[QUOTE=Obifux;37045057]It's usually me who starts coming onto him. I'm a bad influence on our relationship. "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "no." "Can we do it?" "fine." Haha[/QUOTE] you force him into it that is basically rape [sub]whore[/sub]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;37045085]you force him into it that is basically rape [sub]whore[/sub][/QUOTE] I was being sarcastic. :C He makes fun of me by saying I do that to him in front of my friends, but in reality it's nothing like that, haha. Still living in Edinburgh?
[QUOTE=Obifux;37045008]No. ._. Met my boyfriend 2 weeks ago so we're just pretty lustful right now. ;3[/QUOTE] I feel like comparably to hetero relationships that happened pretty quickly
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;37045100]I feel like comparably to hetero relationships that happened pretty quickly[/QUOTE] Yes because sampling from 1 relationship allows you to make a valid conclusion about a whole sexuality.
[QUOTE=Obifux;37045098]I was being sarcastic. :C He makes fun of me by saying I do that to him in front of my friends, but in reality it's nothing like that, haha. Still living in Edinburgh?[/QUOTE] Haha well good for you for finding someone c: Yep I am, take it you are too?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;37045139]Haha well good for you for finding someone c: Yep I am, take it you are too?[/QUOTE] Thanks. (: Yepyep, what are you doing? Left school yet? Got a job? Going to uni/college?
[QUOTE=DanTehMan;37045100]I feel like comparably to hetero relationships that happened pretty quickly[/QUOTE] It depends on the people, not their sexuality... Some people fuck on the first date but some people won't for months. It depends lol
this is the post were I reaffirm my singleness-by-choice
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;37045168]this is the post were I reaffirm my singleness-by-choice[/QUOTE] Hey that's my situation! Yeah, totally. Yep.
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;37045168]this is the post were I reaffirm my singleness-by-choice[/QUOTE] (i'm so lonely someone end my miserable existence)
god today was weird.. you know those days when you feel like you're in a haze? everything seems really out of place? yup, one of those days
stop smoking so much weed
[QUOTE=zydos;37045543]god today was weird.. you know those days when you feel like you're in a haze? everything seems really out of place? yup, one of those days[/QUOTE] Days when you're on drugs? Yeah I know those days
[QUOTE=l l;37045551]stop smoking so much weed[/QUOTE] no
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