The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition

[Lebowski]

[QUOTE=Neena;37112596]If I feel like writing a terrible pun, I'm writing a terrible pun.

Just kidding, will stop now...[/QUOTE]

now dance like a monkey

[Neena]

[QUOTE=Teto;37112610]wtf no I love puns ):
pun away[/QUOTE]

People usually hate me when I try to be punny. Butt fuck them. :v:

[SP]No, seriously gonna stop now...[/SP]

[Teto]

[QUOTE=Neena;37112688]People usually hate me when I try to be punny. Butt fuck them. :v:

[SP]No, seriously gonna stop now...[/SP][/QUOTE]

old

here's one of mine from a few days ago in a chat with a friend, and he recommended me a VLC android app for my new smartphone

Stewie: it's not 100% stable yet
Teto: I hope the horse doesn't escape

comedy genious

[Neena]

[QUOTE=Teto;37112776]old

here's one of mine from a few days ago in a chat with a friend, and he recommended me a VLC android app for my new smartphone

Stewie: it's not 100% stable yet
Teto: I hope the horse doesn't escape

comedy genious[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my puns are pretty generic and old. And so is my sense of humour...
I'm basically the "that guy who tries a witty retort but just sounds awkward"-guy when socializing.

[Humor]

If anyone was wondering, epilators are amazingly painful.

[Gar~]

[QUOTE=Teto;37112610]wtf no I love puns ):
pun away[/QUOTE]

I invited a few people to my joke convention.

Unfortunately, no pun intended.

[Teto]

[QUOTE=Gar~;37114534]I invited a few people to my joke convention.

Unfortunately, no pun intended.[/QUOTE]

No pun intended
No one attended

6/10 would have been better irl

[marvincmarvin]

Lesson of the day: Don't shave drunk.

[backwardspy]

I entered a few puns into a local contest, hoping at least one of them would win me something. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Rickka]

Can't sleep.

SO LET'S WATCH SOME BRUTALMOOSE!

[Splurgy_A]

I've just been introduced to Schoenberg
[video=youtube;qcIP_18g9QY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcIP_18g9QY[/video]

[Saza]

I had an English teacher who's last name was pretty similar to Schoenberg. He was pretty fucking awesome. I always would mess around with him because of that

I'm actually friends with him on facebook :v:

[coup]

I think I'm developing hypoglycemia and anorexia... I have been eating less and less and my weight is dropping pretty fast.. I'm now below 145lbs, at 6ft tall.

I have almost no energy and every time I stand up my vision is just gone, I can't see a thing, I get really dizzy and sometimes I fall over. My muscle, what moderate amount I have, is also disappearing.

Fuck all.

[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]

Goodnight gays, sweet dreams.

[Fhenexx]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37115064]I think I'm developing hypoglycemia and anorexia... I have been eating less and less and my weight is dropping pretty fast.. I'm now below 145lbs, at 6ft tall.

I have almost no energy and every time I stand up my vision is just gone...[/QUOTE]
Oh god, that's a symptom of hypoglycemia? I get that a [i]lot[/i] and I eat maybe two meals a day.

Fuckity!

[coup]

Yeah, it is. Hypoglycemia can turn into diabetes if you're not careful.

[Higginz511]

For a couple weeks about a year ago I lost my appetite completely, I had to force down Yogurt and stuff so that i'd have -something- in my stomach, I was at 142 pounds at 6,4. It was bad. I'd have no energy to even do the simplist tasks and i'd end up just sitting on my ass all day. (well, I still do that...but i'm healthier.)

Eventually came back though, All is well.

[Boozy&Bitter]

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37114916]I've just been introduced to Schoenberg
[video=youtube;qcIP_18g9QY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcIP_18g9QY[/video][/QUOTE]

Needs more energy.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRltNxBvMDg[/media]

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=Higginz511;37116438]For a couple weeks about a year ago I lost my appetite completely, I had to force down Yogurt and stuff so that i'd have -something- in my stomach, I was at 142 pounds at 6,4. It was bad. I'd have no energy to even do the simplist tasks and i'd end up just sitting on my ass all day. (well, I still do that...but i'm healthier.)

Eventually came back though, All is well.[/QUOTE]

I weigh that much all the time and i'm just over an inch shorter than you.
I literally cannot gain weight, it's crap.

[Cotroxy]

i have the opposite problem

i gain too much weight

[The very best]

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;37110687]the only good part is the gay porn[/QUOTE]

there's gay porn in the GMF forums now? there was just people bitching at eachother when I was there

[Gar~]

[QUOTE=Cotroxy;37118336]i have the opposite problem

i gain too much weight[/QUOTE]

What did I tell you about fixing your metabolism, mistress :^)

[l l]

[QUOTE=Gar~;37118877]What did I tell you about fixing your metabolism, [B]mistress[/B] :^)[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif[/IMG] lol

[Gar~]

[QUOTE=l l;37118889][IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif[/IMG] lol[/QUOTE]

Sorry master :x

[l l]

wait what

no

[Gar~]

;)

[mikeyt493]

That's enough to get into college btw, so I can relax knowing I've got a place woo

[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]

Whered the first part go wtf

Summed up, got a BCCE for my exam results, english, film studies, busines, bio

[l l]

saza

I love you so much

wanna know why?

because I come to this thread and I see your avatar

and then I go watch whos line

[Teto]

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;37119391]That's enough to get into college btw, so I can relax knowing I've got a place woo

[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]

Whered the first part go wtf

Summed up, got a BCCE for my exam results, english, film studies, busines, bio[/QUOTE]

For college what are you doing where are you going.

[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]

(assuming some film course though)

[mikeyt493]

Ye I'm doing a Television and Broadcast Production NQ course this year then a HND the next two years. Going to Stevenson College, so still in Edinburgh

[Teto]

ok good
maybe I'll visit