The Gay Chat Thread - E-Relationships Edition - General

[QUOTE=TehWhale;37126818]she caught me blowing my boyfriend[/QUOTE] Well that's unfortunate. I guess.

[QUOTE=Shotacon;37126897]I want a boyfriend too. :([/QUOTE] Get an internet boyfriend and tear your life apart.

[QUOTE=Teto;37127237]Get an internet boyfriend and tear your life apart.[/QUOTE] i second this

[QUOTE=Shotacon;37126897]I want a boyfriend too. :([/QUOTE] to make a boyfriend from scratch you must first invent the universe

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;37127307]to make a boyfriend from scratch you must first invent the universe[/QUOTE] can i just clone myself instead or does that still only count as masturbation

Your clone has free will and would probably ruin your life. It wouldnt see itself as a clone and such. Clones aren't pets. [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TehWhale;37126818]she caught me blowing my boyfriend[/QUOTE] Did you like, leave the door open or something?

[QUOTE=Nikota;37127447]Your clone has free will and would probably ruin your life. It wouldnt see itself as a clone and such. Clones aren't pets. [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] Did you like, leave the door open or something?[/QUOTE] ok dr. buzzkillington phd masters in hypothetical clone-ology thanks for ruining my fuN JEEz -so ignoring that guy- i'm still asking the question; hypothetically if you had a clone who wanted to bone would it be sex or masturbation

No problem.

will be your boyfriend for love and recognition <3

will be your boyfriend for large sums of money, a nice flat in Chicago, and not actually having to be your boyfriend <3

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;37127577]will be your boyfriend for large sums of money, a nice flat in Chicago, and not actually having to be your boyfriend <3[/QUOTE] How about a nice dark semen covered room in the basement of my ranch house?

[QUOTE=Nikota;37127447]Your clone has free will and would probably ruin your life. It wouldnt see itself as a clone and such. Clones aren't pets.[/QUOTE] I'm a rational enough person to realise that I am a clone based on the evidence I'm sure there would be to back that up. And I would also be a good enough person to treat my clone as an independent person. I'd share our stuff. Not sure how I'd go about dealing with everybody else in the world though since as the clone, I'd have to give up my old friends, or maybe we could share. I've thought this through. They don't have rational people in sci-fi movies, none of them are very adaptable.

in reality if i had a clone i'm pretty sure we'd just get stoned [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] a lot

And yes, sex with yourself would be sex. Don't pretend you don't know the difference between sex and mastrubation in order to ask a clever question. No amount of good avatar can excuse you for asking bad questions.

[QUOTE=Teto;37127685]I'm a rational enough person to realise that I am a clone based on the evidence I'm sure there would be to back that up. And I would also be a good enough person to treat my clone as an independent person. I'd share our stuff. Not sure how I'd go about dealing with everybody else in the world though since as the clone, I'd have to give up my old friends, or maybe we could share. I've thought this through. They don't have rational people in sci-fi movies, none of them are very adaptable.[/QUOTE] I mean it would probably share your memories and such and having to deal with the reality of it's production would be kinda troubling is all I'm saying. Like, existential shit and such. [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] And yeah. It's a different being with consent and such, so it's probably sex.

[QUOTE=Nikota;37127823]I mean it would probably share your memories and such and having to deal with the reality of it's production would be kinda troubling is all I'm saying. Like, existential shit and such.[/QUOTE] You don't understand how passive I am, and therefore how passive my clone would be.

Ok yeah that makes sense; what if it was some star-trek sci-fi psuedo-science bullshit where you went through the teleporter and two of you who popped out sharing one mind; doing ever action in sync like some (excuse me here) ~polarity reversed dark matter quantum tachyon field clone~

[QUOTE=Nikota;37127508]No problem.[/QUOTE] I am sure I'm not the only one who can't take you seriously with that avatar? Also clones don't share memories get out of sci fi films designed to fool the audience into believing anything is possible. Think more dolly the sheep brought up as your brother in the same environment, likely have a similar personality.

This thread moves so fast :x

[QUOTE=justastranger;37127910]This thread moves so fast :x[/QUOTE] 2 SLOW

[QUOTE=Lebowski;37127705]in reality if i had a clone i'm pretty sure we'd just get stoned [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] a lot[/QUOTE] I was going to say the same thing.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;37126818]she caught me blowing my boyfriend[/QUOTE] Please tell me you said "It's not what it looks like!" [QUOTE=Lebowski;37127485]ok dr. buzzkillington phd masters in hypothetical clone-ology thanks for ruining my fuN JEEz -so ignoring that guy- i'm still asking the question; hypothetically if you had a clone who wanted to bone would it be sex or masturbation[/QUOTE] The moment the clone is created, it starts experiencing the world differently to you and whilst the clone is being created you're thinking and experiencing things the clone is not. In much the same way you cannot step in the same river twice (for the water is forever rushing), you can never speak to the same person twice - for with each passing second they change. Hence even if the clone is a direct copy of you with all the same memories and feelings and everything, the moment any time passes will mean you are then two seperate people. So it's sex. EXCEPTION: If you make a clone body that doesn't have a forebrain and so is never concious, and wank using its hand [editline]7th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Teto;37127784]And yes, sex with yourself would be sex. Don't pretend you don't know the difference between sex and mastrubation in order to ask a clever question. No amount of good avatar can excuse you for asking bad questions.[/QUOTE] The only time sex with yourself would be masturbation is if you literally had sex with yourself. As in, you took a portal gun, shot the portals on two opposing walls and then stuck your dick in the portal in front of you so it penetrated you from the portal behind you. Because there's only one person involved, it's masturbation.

thinking about clones is fun. would you cooperate with your clone in a prisoner's dilemma?

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37128198]The only time sex with yourself would be masturbation is if you literally had sex with yourself. As in, you took a portal gun, shot the portals on two opposing walls and then stuck your dick in the portal in front of you so it penetrated you from the portal behind you. Because there's only one person involved, it's masturbation.[/QUOTE] You've clearly thought this through quite thoroughly.

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37128198]Please tell me you said "It's not what it looks like!"[/QUOTE]Nope.

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37128198]Please tell me you said "It's not what it looks like!" [/QUOTE] "I can explain everything........actually no I can't" also [video=youtube;BgvnZIxOX08]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvnZIxOX08[/video]

[QUOTE=Splurgy_A;37128198] The only time sex with yourself would be masturbation is if you literally had sex with yourself. As in, you took a portal gun, shot the portals on two opposing walls and then stuck your dick in the portal in front of you so it penetrated you from the portal behind you. Because there's only one person involved, it's masturbation.[/QUOTE] I've seen a video of a guy doing that without a portal gun. :v: I think the term is autosodomy. Literally fucking yourself.

[QUOTE=Teto;37127237]Get an internet boyfriend and tear your life apart.[/QUOTE] I cant even do that anymore. :(

[QUOTE=Shotacon;37129202]I cant even do that anymore. :([/QUOTE] I have met a lot of very horrible people in painful internet relationships, nothing is impossible <3

Needless to say my time with my friend has been one of the best moments since the last month. I had so much fun( we hanged around, drank, and other stuff :3). The good thing about this is that he is staying tomorrow too! Oh man, i do love when something like this.