Film your self while you sleep - The Weirdest thing you will ever experience.
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Oh sorry, I didn't know about that, my bad. :h:
[QUOTE=ZapDing;30337192]Since it's about dreaming, here's last night's dream:
[release]It started off as a normal dream, me and a few friends from school were at some hotel/shop complex, then all of a sudden, I started being chased by this 25ft spider monkey, or a monkey of some sort, I was being told to stop by those MiB looking guys from Deus Ex, the ones with the mechanical voice, then I said, okay (tearing up at this point) just let me do this one last thing... I pulled a laptop from fucking nowhere, and began a fade out thing when looking at Source SDK's Hammer editor, I fade back in and I stand up, I throw this sachet to the floor that says "LEG IT" I then proceed to start running behind the backstreets of houses, in some awesome style, weaving in and out, then, I pull out some inflatable rubber ring and then come to this 150ft+ drop, I get the rubber tube out and put inside an expandable trigger_hurt, the guys corner me too, as I'm entering the details of the trigger hurt (etc) I say "Fuck it!" and jump off the building to a closer building nearby and throw the rubber ring down, it expands and a huge trigger brush appears from nowhere, I wake up as I'm falling. Shit was awesome
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I don't see how this title, the OP, or any of the other posts indicated that we want to read about your dreams.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;30333358]One time I was staying at my sis, so we had to share a bed with her. At night, as she told me, she couldn't fall back to sleep, so she pointed at my shoulder, I turn to her (i don't remember this so I think i was sleep walking), and she asks "Where's the key to the tank?". I'm like "What the fuck?", and she repeats it again, with me replying "Over there" and pointing at the trash can.[/QUOTE]
How do you know if you were both asleep? :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;30337741]How do you know if you were both asleep? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
Point taken :golfclap: HE doesn't!
Wow so many great stories and posts here but no videos to that :saddowns:
I wish I had the equipment to record myself.
I don't think I'll record myself but I swear one time I woke up with two of my fingers in my asshole, no lie.
[QUOTE=Darkslicer;30338046]Wow so many great stories and posts here but no videos to that :saddowns:
I wish I had the equipment to record myself.[/QUOTE]
I could upload the audio I recorded last night. It seemed to contain some creepy recurring noise but in the end it was just me snoring :saddowns:
My buddy sleeptalks when he's in a dead sleep. This one time we yelled, "FUCK YOU RAY!" at him and he replied with, "I'M SORRRRRRRY!" while still asleep.
When I was a little boy I apparently woke up, walked into my mother's room and said "Can I go play on my playstation?" and it freaked her the fuck out.
8 hours of 2k footage.
File size?
I tried this once and I saw myself floating up in my bed like in the exorcist, it was pretty weird
Also one time I woke up and all my clothes were off, I was like 10 so I thought a ghost was trying to rape me.
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[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;30338964]I tried this once and I saw myself floating up in my bed like in the exorcist, it was pretty weird[/QUOTE]
Wish there was a not funny rating that isn't dumb
Talking in sleep is funny.
Sometimes I wake myself up by mumbling random shit, it takes me about 5seconds to realise I am talking nonsense and that I just woke up.
Last time that happened I woke up shouting "I WILL bring your fucking CDs YESTERDAY"
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;30337741]How do you know if you were both asleep? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE]
[quote]At night, as she told me, she couldn't fall back to sleep,[/quote]
Cool I've always wanted to do this. I'll try it tonight and post results.
[QUOTE=Stinky;30332413]I recorded the audio of myself last night. Apparently I sing in my sleep.[/QUOTE]
I also sing better in my sleep than I do in real life :ohdear:
Need to do this, Find out why I keep waking up with various marks and bruises.
I recall once i was at my uncle's home in the extreme north of the country, i woke up in the morning and there was a blonde girl with straight hair sleeping right next to me, and i woke up face to face with her, needless to say, i was scared shitless and almost flew backwards out of bed, fell ass first on the floor and banged my head on the closet.
Turns out it was the girl whose mom we had brought along to see some family, and she usually had curly hair :v: but apparently during that night i groped her, many, many times, and she enjoyed it :ghost:
I was 12 at the time, and unlike the kids of today, i really did not know what to make of it, and to be honest i still don't v:v:v
Also happened once i fall asleep in my bed in winter with tons of blankets on me, and wake up downstairs on my living room's couch, with my legs on my marble table and the upper half of my body on the couch with my face stuck between one of the pillows and said couch.
I got up, looked at the kitchen, there was milk all over the floor with a completely shredded carton in the corner of the room with an enormous knife next to it.
My own bedroom had the bed down to its matress and all the sheets and stuff on my couch, every drawer of everything was open, my computer was on, and apparently i'd been texting my girlfriend at the time for over an hour...
I once texted my girlfriend while asleep. The text was something along the lines of "dxqbtth japeu bytåö <3"
For the longest time I talked all the time in my sleep, usually complete nonsense, often not words at all, but I was very good at pronouncing these non words, and I am quite good at just speaking gibberish awake as well. I'm not sure if I still do this, but once at a LAN party some friends noticed me doing this and apparently they went to get a camera after saying I was speaking in tongues, but I woke up when they walked out of the room.
Apparently my brother once heard me speaking quite loudly in my sleep and I said "I am going to kill everyone everywhere." This was when we lived in the same room. I found it hilarious.
I had this irrational fear when I was younger that I was going to kill myself in my sleep. But I haven't been sleepwalking so I don't know why I had that fear.
Thinking of emptying my phone memory and setting it up when I fall asleep. I wonder how many hours it can take,and how well it will pick up the light, it's from 2007. It's kinda bright all hours here this time of year though.
[QUOTE=Stinky;30339733]I also sing better in my sleep than I do in real life :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Actually, most people sing better while lying down :eng101:
I think I might do this, I don't have much use for my camera.
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not tonight though
I just remember something my sister told me once.
She had been reading really late (after twelve) and I suddenly burst into her room, shouted something along the lines of "THEY'RE DEAD. DEAD!" then started sobbing and mumbling something that she said sounded like Russian. She said that I started walking back into my bedroom while swatting the air around me like I was trying to get something off of me.
Funny thing is, she said my eyes were open, but I don't remember the event at all \/:v:\/
i say things all the time though from all the lucid dreaming i used to do I'm a lot more logical when I'm sleep talking. Less talk of pancakes and such, though it does slip every once in a while.
I say shit while I sleep. I remember when I had my friend over I said "Chemicals or non chemicals; personally I prefer chemicals."
This one time I was sleeping with my girlfriend, and I have this really small bed. She has a habit of pinning me between herself and the wall behind me. So I tried talking to her and asked her a few times if she was awake, after a while she answered yes and I asked her to move a little because I had no room to sleep. The first time I asked her she just started to pin me harder against the wall and after I asked her if she REALLY is awake she just yelled: "I'M NOT A RETARD" and fell back to sleep.
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30304799]Not even joking, I woke up in durian bay once.
I live in a perth suburb... 6-hours drive away.[/QUOTE]
Aliens bro.
[QUOTE=Chopstick;30301650]What are the chances you will actually capture something worth watching anyway? Just because you once pissed on your mums face whilst screaming at a lightbulb doesn't mean it's gonna happen again.[/QUOTE]
Evidently it does.
My girlfriend used to be a very addicted to Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Apparently one day, she got up and walked to her mother's bedroom, completely asleep, and lightly shook her awake to ask, "Mom can I join the Dark Brotherhood," and then went back to her room.
Needless to say mom had to get someone off the Elder Scrolls for a week. :v:
I'm gonna try this tonight, too bad my laptop sometimes randomly bluescreens so I don't know if I can get the whole night.
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