• Film your self while you sleep - The Weirdest thing you will ever experience.
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[QUOTE=killz2much;30344000]My girlfriend used to be a very addicted to Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Apparently one day, she got up and walked to her mother's bedroom, completely asleep, and lightly shook her awake to ask, "Mom can I join the Dark Brotherhood," and then went back to her room. Needless to say mom had to get someone off the Elder Scrolls for a week. :v:[/QUOTE] -snip-
I sleep like a stone. No problems here.
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cool, my laptop battery is now a paperweight. Love how this shit happens.
[QUOTE=Soviet Russia;30344237]cool, my laptop battery is now a paperweight. Love how this shit happens.[/QUOTE] did you pull the laptop out of your battery in your sleep and lay it on a stack of papers or are you just posting in the wrong thread?
[QUOTE=robmaister12;30344268]did you pull the laptop out of your battery in your sleep and lay it on a stack of papers or are you just posting in the wrong thread?[/QUOTE] He posted earlier that he was going to use his laptop to record himself sleeping but he gets BSODs. He probably is posting after trying to set it up and realizing his battery is dead.
i once woke up outside, in my underwear in the snow, staring at my neighbor. Apparently i was ringing their doorbell over and over rand over again.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30344327]He posted earlier that he was going to use his laptop to record himself sleeping but he gets BSODs. He probably is posting after trying to set it up and realizing his battery is dead.[/QUOTE] oh, my bad...
i'd do this but it'd probably just be between 2 and 11 hours of me rolling around and masturbating (sometimes at the same time!)
I'm always worried that the things I say in dreams I'll say in real life. It'd have been pretty damn awkward if people heard some of that...
[QUOTE=Tobylol;30341328]I once texted my girlfriend while asleep. The text was something along the lines of "dxqbtth japeu bytåö <3"[/QUOTE] Intelligent conscious. It has feelings that it seems to share with you, seeing the heart, but it has a hard time forming language. Fuck me, I hate having psychologist family members, they make me read too much of this shit.
I sing campfire songs, in a drunken slur, while I'm asleep. I'll try to record it. I've woken up my parents, brother, grandmother, and numerous friends and their parents doing this. Weirdest thing is I never dream about camping, nor am I outdoorsy. I don't even know any campfire songs. :confused:
How do I know if I masturbate in my sleep oh god
[QUOTE=Checkers;30345467]How do I know if I masturbate in my sleep oh god[/QUOTE] Well if you wake up with cum everywhere, then you know. Ironically I managed to wake my self up from an um. well good ole sleep-jack. Fun right? Fuck me and my jack happy tendency in my sleep.
This one time when I was 10 or 11 while I was asleep in my room on my bed, my sister and brother were in the room watching tv, apparently in the middle of them watching tv I said "NO!... NOT THE BLUE CAR" " I NEED THE RED CAR" I still don't get why i said that..
[QUOTE=phantompain5;30345509]This one time when I was 10 or 11 while I was asleep in my room on my bed, my sister and brother were in the room watching tv, apparently in the middle of them watching tv I said "NO!... NOT THE BLUE CAR" " I NEED THE RED CAR" I still don't get why i said that..[/QUOTE] Red one go fastah
Heh, just watched some of the footage I recorded last night, and about 3:28:30 in, I start rubbing my hands all over my face and head. Then I roll over while still doing that and then the blanket obscures the rest.
What program should I use? The one in OP? I'm going to sleep in like four minutes when I get back from brushing my teeth and all. Reply quickly FP! [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] Using one in OP.
To help explain to everyone who have no idea why they say these things in their sleep: the Human subconscious is like a second mind, it shares many feelings and opinions as you do, but it's it's own person. It thinks on it's own. It's much more complex than the conscious can every be, for it controls all the body's functions at all times, while the conscious is used to replace instinct and help the individual survive. At least, that's what I've read about the subject.
This one time when I was 7, I used to play little league baseball. Well one night I was a sleep and I had this dream somebody broke our champion trophy, and I was crying and my head hurt. Well after a few minutes of that, I woke up on the floor my eyes in tears and my head hurting really bad, and I was somehow wrapped in my blanket like a tornado. I got up and went back to bed freaking out about how that happened.
Well, Im doing this, but instead of recording the whole thing I'm going to have it motion detect: hope it picks up everything. Wish me luck.
[QUOTE=Firegod522;30346031]This one time when I was 7, I used to play little league baseball. Well one night I was a sleep and I had this dream somebody broke our champion trophy, and I was crying and my head hurt. Well after a few minutes of that, I woke up on the floor my eyes in tears and my head hurting really bad, and I was somehow wrapped in my blanket like a tornado. I got up and went back to bed freaking out about how that happened.[/QUOTE] Subconscious thought it was really hurt because of your conscious dream, so the body reacts to it. Some people have died in their sleep because of this, it's weird as hell.
[QUOTE=Collin665;30345980]What program should I use? The one in OP? I'm going to sleep in like four minutes when I get back from brushing my teeth and all. Reply quickly FP! [editline]9th June 2011[/editline] Using one in OP.[/QUOTE] The one in the OP seems to be the best call. Beat's logitech's webcam program because it can't change microphone input. It also gives a list of all available sizes you can record in when going advanced, as well as change the codec you want it to record in (though your webcam may not support filming in anyone of them, but if it can it's nice to have).
I woke up once when I was around 7 years old, but i fell out my bed. For some reason i was thinking heavily on money, and for some reason also thinking about trying to lift my mattress up. Like asif I would die if I didnt.
So I filmed my self last night, and guess what! NOTHING BUT TOSSING AND TURNING. God FP, I am boring.
This one time I was recording someone sleep and then she got up, rotated around once and went back to bed. I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my branch and broke my creepy camera.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30346467]Subconscious thought it was really hurt because of your conscious dream, so the body reacts to it. Some people have died in their sleep because of this, it's weird as hell.[/QUOTE] lmao are you serious
[QUOTE=Mister Royzo;30348472]This one time I was recording someone sleep and then she got up, rotated around once and went back to bed. I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my branch and broke my creepy camera.[/QUOTE] I don't know if I should laugh over what happened or be creeped out over a spooky scary skeleton filming someone sleep.
Okay I recorded myself. I watched the whole thing. I did nothing at all. Did see some shadows in my window though.
[QUOTE=brickbox;30348651]Okay I recorded myself. I watched the whole thing. I did nothing at all. Did see some shadows in my window though.[/QUOTE] Damn, was hoping you wouldn't see me.. :v:
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