Film your self while you sleep - The Weirdest thing you will ever experience.
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My little brother talks alot during his sleep.
One day, at a camp, one of my friends was asleep while the rest of us watched the Jackal (with Bruce Willis, fucking awesome). Suddenly, he wakes up and starts asking for the remote. We didn't know what the fuck he was on about. Then he decides "I'll just go BMXing" but it's fucking 2:00 and pouring. Also that night, I found some joke so funny that I machinegun-farted from laughing so much.
The joke was: "What is a blackman on the moon? It's a little dot. What are two black men on the moon? Two little dots. What are all the black men on the moon? It's an eclipse!". I guess at night things are funnier.
Machine. Gun. Farting.
Apparently by my ex gf and her brother, I talk while I sleep like this time I started saying (in Spanish)
' *gf'sname* I'm cold.'
'what?'
' *gf'sname* I'm coold'
'do you want me to cover you up?'
'I'M COLD FUCK'
Also it looks like I speak English while I'm asleep which I've barely ever spoken, and also German which I've no fucking idea of German
I actually counted up to 84, then started to cry, then started again, I knew this because my brother came in when he heard me cry, he told me in the morning, so that is why my eyes were watery
I once felt my friend up while they were asleep. Touching chest all that stuff.
God I wish these things would happen to me too.
Is there a way to induce sleepwalking? :v:
[QUOTE=TerabyteS;30350266]God I wish these things would happen to me too.
Is there a way to induce sleepwalking? :v:[/QUOTE]
I've never heard of inducing sleep walking? But from what I've seen and heard its usually the people that have some sort of mental disorder get it more often.
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Anyway I'll have to film myself this weekend because someone is currently staying over and I gave them my bed.
[QUOTE=loco;30350236]I once felt my friend up while they were asleep. Touching chest all that stuff.[/QUOTE]
I did too. I was touching her tits when she said something distorted around the lines of "Stop, I can't now" and turned her body to make her chest face the mattress. :saddowns:
would my footage stop recording if my pc went into standby/sleep mode or do i need to change the power settings?
[QUOTE=frankie penis;30350558]would my footage stop recording if my pc went into standby/sleep mode or do i need to change the power settings?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the footage would stop. Change your power settings
The lack of videos in this thread is disturbing.
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Lucid-Dream[/url]
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;30350634]The lack of videos in this thread is disturbing.[/QUOTE]
I'll record one tonight of me sleeping on a mattress on the floor then. You'd think there would be more videos though?
Just watched the footage from last night. While stretching in my sleep, my arm comes down and just smacks my cat. I'm an asshole even while I'm sleeping!
I filmed myself last night and apparently I weakly punch the air above me in my sleep.
Skip forward a few hours and I caught myself mumbling the tune of the US national anthem.
[QUOTE=Dirf;30351813]I filmed myself last night and apparently I weakly punch the air above me in my sleep.
Skip forward a few hours and I caught myself mumbling the tune of the US national anthem.[/QUOTE]
You're a sleeper agent just waiting to be activated by the government. All your training is in your sleep.
[QUOTE=loco;30351828]You're a sleeper agent just waiting to be activated by the government. All your training is in your sleep.[/QUOTE]
The funny thing is that I dreamed I was part of a terrorist group who is bent on destroying the US government.
I have a tendency to start sleepwalking when I've had a few too many. After a fun night out I came home went to bed and apparently got up in the middle of the night went to my parents room and started pulling their blanket.
This woke my mother up who asked what the hell I was doing to which I only replied "Uhuhuhu"(laughing). I went back to bed and when I woke up the next morning had my mother tell me this story. Freaked my out like a motherfucker.
My biggest fear is still that I get naked walk outside and start directing traffic or something.
TL;DR: Got drunk, started sleepwalking, tried to steal parents blanket.
I can't do this.
I would show to the world the number of times I touch myself in just a night.
Assuming I'm having a bad night.
Everybody saying "I recorded <this> lastnight and apparantly I do <that>" are boring for not posting it here.
This is just everybody talking about what they do in the night and hardly any decent content. :frown:
Even dogs dream or sleepwalk
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA[/media]
Only really really odd thing I can remember is when I slept in nothing but by boxers and when I woke up I was naked and my boxers were next to the closet.
Heh, reading this thread reminded me of a time when it was my 9th birthday and i got a playstation 1 with star wars episode 1. I played it the WHOLE day so when i went to sleep i did some strange things. Next morning my mom told me that i was shouting "ENEMIES ENEMIES! WATCH OUT!" and doing lightsaber fighting motions that night.
I had mine set to record from 2:40 AM to 10:00 PM, I slept till 2:00PM, that means I missed me throwing my pillow on the floor. Ill look through it more and try to post funny stuff.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3fbA0NJo2A[/media]
Sorry for shit quality, I had it set to record at night and didn't change settings for morning.
The most interesting thing I did that whole time.
[QUOTE=gnisasas;30349362]Apparently by my ex gf and her brother, I talk while I sleep like this time I started saying (in Spanish)
' *gf'sname* I'm cold.'
'what?'
' *gf'sname* I'm coold'
'do you want me to cover you up?'
'I'M COLD FUCK'
Also it looks like I speak English while I'm asleep which I've barely ever spoken, and also German which I've no fucking idea of German[/QUOTE]
You've must've listened to German before and the subconscious learned the words. Less than 10% of the brain is used by the conscious, while the subconscious has complete control over the rest. That's a lot of brain power.
Funny thing happened to me once, my brother told me about it. It was like, 2:00 p.m. and I woke up out of nowhere, came into my brother's room, asked him if he wanted to play dodgeball, then got mad after he rejected my offer. So after angrily stumbling out of his room, I pissed down the stairs, walked down the stairs after pissing on them and then quietly turned on the TV and watched reruns in the living room. I woke up to my brother saying, "What the hell are you doing?" So that scared the shit out of me, so I punched him. Interesting night that was.
I seriously was sleepwalking the whole time, no jokes.
Also Kane, didn't people or whatever prove that wasn't true? Well if it is, it reminded me of the movie "The Lawnmower Man"
[QUOTE=Wolfz;30353160]Even dogs dream or sleepwalk
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA[/media][/QUOTE]
Unrelated to Human sleepwalking, their brain is no-where NEAR capable of what Humans do. As far as we know, the subconscious has no real way of fully controlling the body at times of any other animal besides Humans.
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[QUOTE=Eyefunk;30355871]Funny thing happened to me once, my brother told me about it. It was like, 2:00 p.m. and I woke up out of nowhere, came into my brother's room, asked him if he wanted to play dodgeball, then got mad after he rejected my offer. So after angrily stumbling out of his room, I pissed down the stairs, walked down the stairs after pissing on them and then quietly turned on the TV and watched reruns in the living room. I woke up to my brother saying, "What the hell are you doing?" So that scared the shit out of me, so I punched him. Interesting night that was.
I seriously was sleepwalking the whole time, no jokes.
Also Kane, didn't people or whatever prove that wasn't true? Well if it is, it reminded me of the movie "The Lawnmower Man"[/QUOTE]
It's actually been proven true. Also, I can understand most of that, but why in fuck would you piss?
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Probably because of anger, my dog does that sometimes when he's angry.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30355945]Unrelated to Human sleepwalking, their brain is no-where NEAR capable of what Humans do. As far as we know, the subconscious has no real way of fully controlling the body at times of any other animal besides Humans.
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It's actually been proven true. Also, I can understand most of that, but why in fuck would you piss?
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Probably because of anger, my dog does that sometimes when he's angry.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a dog :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Eyefunk;30356032]I'm not a dog :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
But we're related to dogs biologically, our brain while more advanced, is similar in function. I have had many dogs that have acted just like people I now know.
Humans are still animals, animals are predictable, Humans are predictable. We are simple in nature, complex in shape.
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