My phone is doing things on its own. - General

It's the start of SkyNet man! You must destroy your phone before it dials the right access code to turn the machines on!

you have cancer

Connect them both with a USB cord, then watch as the camera becomes self aware as the phone takes over the world. Then it will convert to communism on its own.

My phone used to open the calendar app every single night at 4:00 in the morning. Software patch fixed that :smug: I overclocked it for being a good phone

[QUOTE=Superstormj;24414131]It's the start of SkyNet man! You must destroy your phone before it dials the right access code to turn the machines on![/QUOTE] [img]http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3879/attackcamera.jpg[/img] The camera slapped me in the face with his whip as soon as I tried. He's a damn good bodyguard, I give him props for that...

Quick! Get the AC on side before it turns the temperature up REAL HIGH.

My phone has a mind of it's own as well. I'll be sitting ere in my chair, playing a game, and the screen I slide up to unlock it decided to move up and down on it's own. It unlocked itself and then opened up my dial screen and dialed 4424. Maybe they are communicating.

Wait, what is this? [img]http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9611/lordphone004.jpg[/img] D'awww! He asked the mp3 player to be his queen... and wife. She accepted. He then stated he'll rule on his land peacefully and without causing robot outbreaks or human fatalities at all. Apparently he's a kind and wise emperor. Here ends the tale of King Phone Tertium, who proved not all intelligent robot overlords are evil. Your narrator wishes you goodinght.

dumb

Make it a throne.

Bravo King Phone Tertium You will live on through the camera

I am entertained by how comical this thread is.

[QUOTE=heavy artillery;24414368]dumb[/QUOTE] is u

You better not leave them alone. Soon your phone will become completely self-aware and will attempt to combine itself with other electronics in your household. If you don't act fast things will get bad. [b]YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED[/b]

What an entertaining thread. Also, that throne is fucking awesome.

Attach the MP3 player to your stereo, if you can. No doubt it will start playing songs on it's own, probably some national anthom.

[QUOTE=Galex7471;24413561] My favorite thing was whenever I'd open it it would ALWAYS call my cousin.[/QUOTE] "You want to go bowling?!"

And to think i was reading the Ghosts in the Machine thread before this one. "This isn't good man."

...the phone is giving you a code. You must decipher it before it's too late. [editline]09:35PM[/editline] Fuck, it is too late. Run OP, run! Your phone wants to kill you.

[QUOTE=Dirf;24414796]You better not leave them alone. Soon your phone will become completely self-aware and will attempt to combine itself with other electronics in your household. If you don't act fast things will get bad. [b]YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED[/b][/QUOTE] Yeah listen to this man the phone will probably make your milkshakes over-shook and overcook whatever you put in the microwave and shit.

[QUOTE=Dirf;24414796]You better not leave them alone. Soon your phone will become completely self-aware and will attempt to combine itself with other electronics in your household. If you don't act fast things will get bad. [b]YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED[/b][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=oO0Virus0Oo;24415407]...the phone is giving you a code. You must decipher it before it's too late. [editline]09:35PM[/editline] Fuck, it is too late. Run OP, run! Your phone wants to kill you.[/QUOTE] Many of you still assume he's evil... Why? He already expressed his kindness in multiple ways. Heck, he even got tired and went to sleep in my pocket... :3:

I have the same phone :v: Oh wait. That can't be good. :ohdear:

If there is water in it, it can do that. Try removing the battery and placing both of them in a separate closed container of rice.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;24415550]Many of you still assume he's evil... Why? He already expressed his kindness in multiple ways. Heck, he even got tired and went to sleep in my pocket... :3:[/QUOTE] What would it be called to fuck a phone?

haha this is like one of those legendary FP threads.

[QUOTE=Yur|ko;24415778]I have the same phone :v: Oh wait. That can't be good. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Clones.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;24413476]Keyboard is acting dizzy again. I tried to answer a call and it did not respond until the 5th attempt. And the "close call" button only dialed the number 3 again. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] 3 is its favorite number.

My dad's old razor phone would used to go ape-shit whenever you pressed a key, it would call someone, text randomly, or play tetris. I remember pressing it one time, it went to a text message and it typed "666". Seriously, it was scary.

[QUOTE=Fak99;24416756]My dad's old razor phone would used to go ape-shit whenever you pressed a key, it would call someone, text randomly, or play tetris. I remember pressing it one time, it went to a text message and it typed "666". Seriously, it was scary.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jimhowl33t;24414322]Here ends the tale of King Phone Tertium, who proved [b]not all[/b] intelligent robot overlords are evil. Your narrator wishes you goodinght.[/QUOTE] Lucky we got King Tertium. Imagine what life would be like if that razor became emperor.

I opened my phone again and I was greeted by 33333333333333333333. Seriously, Tertium, we already know you are smart and powerful, stop doing that.