I'm guessing it was just a stupid little black bear and you're a kid.
[QUOTE=Blueplastic;24906976][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=995922[/url]
Sounds legit.[/QUOTE]
Ok. First my brother trolled my parents to make them happy. Second thats way back. I never lie unless i was trolled.
[editline]09:32PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Canary;24906999]I'm guessing it was just a stupid little black bear and you're a kid.[/QUOTE]
im 20. And it was a brown bear.
If it was a brown bear it would have done shit loads more damage unless it was a cub.
[url]http://www.tineye.com/search/8d413f176ae48f53301f4f694b8a32ba3ebb638d/[/url]
Image isn't on tineye, it's likely that it's really his picture, and I doubt anyone would scratch themselves to get attention on a forum. He probably mistook a housecat for a bear.
Aw, I was hoping to see a bloody gory leg, am I highly disappointed.
[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;24907034][url]http://www.tineye.com/search/8d413f176ae48f53301f4f694b8a32ba3ebb638d/[/url]
Image isn't on tineye, it's likely that it's really his picture, and I doubt anyone would scratch themselves to get attention on a forum. He probably mistook a housecat for a bear.[/QUOTE]
Why the fuck would i cut myself. im not emo. I took it on my shitty cellphone. So yes it is mine.
[editline]09:34PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24907042]Aw, I was hoping to see a bloody gory leg, am I highly disappointed.[/QUOTE]
Sorry :sigh:
I was expecting mass scarring and big scabs ;P
That must have been...
[i]..un[b]bear[/b]able.[/i]
:rimshot:
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;24906679]Yeah, can you post pictures or some proof?
Because that sounds made up.[/QUOTE]
This. What with the flux of made up stories in GD I definitely don't trust this one, especially after see what a bear can do.
Hold a piece of paper with "Facepunch" written onto it next to the wound and take new pic.
[QUOTE=Pred4tor;24906665]Why did you shoot the sky? Why not between the eyes?[/QUOTE]
if it was anything weaker than .40 S&W it's likely to do nothing more than piss it off.
[editline]10:09PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;24906709]Because that so isn't illegal.[/QUOTE]
it's not illegal. if you've got a hunting license you can legally kill any dangerous animal you see out of city limits, and if you're being attacked nobody in their right mind will prosecute you for killing it. it could be a bald eagle if it's going to injure or kill you, you can do whatever you want to it so long as you don't just outright torture it.
OP's definatelly a kid.
I mean, just look at his Youtube profile description:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/raptormarlins211[/url]
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906875]yes i would attack it. But only to make it run not kill it.[/QUOTE]
so you would let it be in pain?
the sad thing is that a lot of people on Facepunch think this way, and it's fucked up.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906921]BTW its not gonna be gory. It scratched my leg. Never bit me. But my leg was bleeding badly
[editline]09:27PM[/editline]
done [img_thumb]http://www.freewebs.com/tracywb/wound-small.jpg[/img_thumb]
[editline]09:28PM[/editline]
It was a claw scratch. Not a major bite. If it was my leg would be gone. Sorry if you were waiting for a missing leg[/QUOTE]
My cat has injured me far greater than that
You weren't attacked by a bear
Dangit, Bobby! You don't need no guns, what you need is some propane!
Propane powered Bear
Grin and [b]BEAR[/b] it.
You need more propane tanks.
[QUOTE=Canary;24907024]If it was a brown bear it would have done shit loads more damage unless it was a cub.[/QUOTE]
Brown bears and black bears are the same animal.
The North American Black Bear.
[QUOTE=dzonint;24907766]OP's definatelly a kid.
I mean, just look at his Youtube profile description:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/raptormarlins211[/url][/QUOTE]
holy shit. so what if i have it like that. my channel my rules.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906921]BTW its not gonna be gory. It scratched my leg. Never bit me. But my leg was bleeding badly
[editline]09:27PM[/editline]
done [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/tracywb/wound-small.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]09:28PM[/editline]
It was a claw scratch. Not a major bite. If it was my leg would be gone. Sorry if you were waiting for a missing leg[/QUOTE]
That is self inflicted.
This is my diagnosis as a self appointed Internet veterinarian. I advice you to go back to /b/ where you belong.
[QUOTE=farmatyr;24909100]That is self inflicted.
This is my diagnosis as a self appointed Internet veterinarian. I advice you to go back to /b/ where you belong.[/QUOTE]
im sorry but im not a 4fag
You're supposed to challenge the bear by creating the illusion that you're bigger and meaner than it, then punch it in the nose. I am disappointed that you took the coward's way out and pulled a gat.
So you had a gun, but you didn't shoot the bear. You could have ate that motherfucker you filthy little cumdragon.
I got violated by a bear on my way home once, I really should not pass by the local gay bar anymore.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;24910473]I got violated by a bear on my way home once, I really should not pass by the local gay bar anymore.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ayKsgJWQg[/media]
What kind of gun was it?
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;24910511]What kind of gun was it?[/QUOTE]
cheap one.
Dangit Bobby you should have grilled him a nice clean burning propane hamburger he was obviously hungry son... That boy aint' right i tell you...
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